Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's been ten years since I walked along the Great Wall of China in -15°C, met a fat orange cat, and hung out with a French model (the only other person there). It was a wild day. But something about me looks so different... 1180
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Went to Comic Con with this gorgeous wee hobbit 🖤 0361
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I read books in the kitchen because I'm CLEVER 020
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Letterboxd letting me know when I missed out on a fun hang with friends🥲 030
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Yep, The Blood of Dawnwalker is absolutely going to be my game of the year 🖤 240
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Guy forgot to remove the ChatGPT bullshit from the top of his DM 1150
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Just a reminder that Ed Sheeran is also a fucking landlord. I've never liked the guy but since I learned this back in 2020, I've been reflexively calling him a cunt every time I hear his name 1269
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Mother-in-law: "Are you an ass man or a boob man?" Me: "A boob WHAT? Are you ill?!" The man: 2140
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Went to Glamis Castle. Turns out it's got nothing to do with Macbeth and everything to do with those inbred, parasitic, tax-leeching cunts 1100
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I've been inactive on Insta for a few weeks now, and this is the saddest "please come back" email I've ever read 170
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Some late-night reading for this crazy lady 141
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 01/09/2026SUMMER IS FINALLY OVER! AUTUMN IS HERE! And so begins my annual celebration of the death of summer by watching Paranorman and playing Bloodborne! 061
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026UK media: "Maybe all trans people should actually just fucking die?" Me: 0114
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The way I gasp at the beauty of every new scene, costume, and set, the neighbours must think I'm getting fucked by this film. And they're not wrong 3142
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026When the cat's away, this bitch orders a massive pizza and watches Crimson Peak on 4K 2110
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Partner's enjoying their time at the airport 170
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 24/08/2026In anticipation for autumn, here is newest member of our household! I have named him Schleppinous Gorb (of the clan Gorb) 🍂 191
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I AM GARGOYLE-CAT AND I RULE OVER ALL, FROM HORIZON TO HORIZON! 1180
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Suddenly my bat-related OCD doesn't seem so crazy now, does it?! THEY'RE FOLLOWING ME 2111
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026So, our cat (nicknamed Weewee) once walked across my keyboard and somehow created a folder out of thin air. I kept the folder, named it "Weewee's Stuff" and gave it a home in the corner of my desktop. It is, in fact, entirely empty, much like her tiny brain 14510
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026OH GOODY!! GONNA LOOXXXXMAXXXXXX THE LOT OF YOU 060
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 20/08/2026After years of being a youtuber, comments like this one still make my day 080
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Finally saw Bakshi's Lord of the Rings (1978) and this moment is peak 192
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Our anniversary tradition is watching Lord of the Rings over a weekend, and this time, we're doing it in 4K! 3201
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Too many people get confused and think that human spawn are "babies" when, in fact, cats are the true babies 1142
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 14/08/2026As a trans woman, I can comfortably say that the most masculine thing about me is my whopping huge love for Rush 0141
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 13/08/202620 years later, and I'm still upset that I never had a Motorolla Razr. Such a cool bit of tech 180
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The anti-wokes have no idea what they mean 1100
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Thinking about Vince, who just today discovered trans people. Big day for Vince 1110
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Years ago, a friend told me they only ever watch a film once, and that always irked me. Rewatching movies doesn't just enhance the experience, but can also help us appreciate films we never really clicked with. Case in point: after watching A Nightmare on Elm Street three times, I finally get it! 290
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 11/08/2026This was my reading chair for about half a day last year. Since then, it's been hers 0130
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I've never seen The Traitors, but I still get excited when I see the logo because, just for a fleeting moment, I think it's something Star Trek-related 060
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Of the many wonderful things @beastcutter.bsky.social has brought into my life, this poster is right at the top. If anyone can get me a Re-Animator poster, my life will be complete 171
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Last month, I had never seen a giallo movie (I know, I know). Now, I am obsessively collecting them 🖤 6151
Willow Heath @willowtalksbooks.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Can't wait to try and make a video about giallo that dodges youtube's puritanical rules 🙃 1122
