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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars

@williamselfsuckley.bsky.social
400 followers 272 following 78 posts

World's Greatest Farter (Pretty Lousy Father (My Kids Died (From My Farts)))

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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"Get back in that swamp" lol
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Think this guy might be trying to Hurt Himself Today, to See If He Still Feels
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Fucker's Choice Condoms: choosy fuckers choose Fucker's Choice
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Damn, thought I was grooming you
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Sorry to get "woke", but Anita Sarkeesian is a smokeshow and the guys complaining about her sound hella gay.
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Wrong, bad bot
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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a man in a suit sits in a chair with his hand on his chin
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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a man is sitting in a chair with the letter a on the side
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
😊
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I enjoy Jon Bois' bullshit, but the rest? Yeah
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
👇 crackhead:
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Frame #20800 from S04 -E13 - Battle Milk-628207
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
bsky.app/profile/whic...
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Apparently the damage is done. No unbusting this nut
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Our very stupid and annoying "Pope" is at it again. He should drive his dumb little car up his own fucking ass. Fuck you! - The President
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
She's very good at making me miss Da Ali G Show
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I hope Donald Trump dies. Moderators: I hope Donald Trump dies.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Can think of nothing more cowardly than pressing a button to shoot a missile that will land dozens or hundreds of miles away. Little bottle of water next to your desk. "Yes sir" and all that shit. Walking around saluting each other. Fucking losers. Killers.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
don't wanna get in trouble so lets just say i'd like a chance to "crust" david frum's "bread" open with a "dough" bar so bad the "flour" is slippery with "grains" and you'll "knead" at "yeast" a "whole wheat" to scrape "challah" the bits into a pile and "baguette" up. for his "roll" in the Iraq war
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Mario is Molting
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The only way this could backfire is if the opposition party really loves proceduralism and following rules
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I Saw the TV Glow
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Pacific Antifascist Research Collective @pacantifa.is · 28/01/2026
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice." Meet 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨 𝐆𝐨𝐧𝐳𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐳, an ICE Deportation Officer from Miami, FL (originally from Puerto Rico). Gonzalez has lived in Miami and Hollywood, FL. He decided it would be fun to travel to Miami to kidnap and threaten people. #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
🎵Baby Bovino in the deep blue sea🎵
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Seeming like the latter
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
She just wants peace
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Bookmarking this post so I can subtweet it in 150 years
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Most of them, I think
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
"And then they have a big lingerie pillow fight"
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Well shit, now what?
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Knew who this post was about before I finished the second line
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
That's not fair, here's a more flattering angle
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
It's the cowardice that disgusts me most in the end, how it all boils down to the wealthy and white security obsession, and on an even deeper level rejection and refusal to tolerate any negative emotion without making it someone else's problem immediately
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Why are you starting arguments with random people on the internet? You lonely, buddy?
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Johnny @johnnny.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked rip homniegh see u on the other side
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
We need to pass a law making them stop selling guns with PvP enabled instead of PvE
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
He sucked
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Grits or GTFO
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Amazing game
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
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a cartoon dwarf from snow white and the seven dwarfs is asking little ol ' me .
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
It's not often that I'm bothered by the fact that like 3 of my followers on here are real but I genuinely wish I could talk to someone about this
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Has someone done this yet? Popped into my head immediately
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
CHRIS CUOMO (doing his new Mustache Man character): oooOOooh MY what a DELICIOUS distinction mr. dershowitz, please DO go on
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
ms paint of a twitter post by Joyce Carol Oates that reads: "So curious that the richest man in the world doesn't have a favorite shape. Does he even know any shapes?"

separate twitter post by an account named "shapesthetics": "The triangle is a shape with three sides and three corners, one of the most basic yet beautiful shapes in Euclidean geometry."

reply to this post by Elon Musk: "Great shape:
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
People said she was moving on fast, but DAMN
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Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars @williamselfsuckley.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Nice
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