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Will

@willdarden.bsky.social
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Maverick progressive version of Ron Swanson with less drinking. Man of conviction. Prone to writing with fountain pens. Portland, Oregon. GirlDad | Visual Artist (📷🖋️🎨) | Musician (🎸🎹) | Woodworker | Linguist (🇺🇸|🇯🇵) | Foodie | Xennial | Storyteller

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Will @willdarden.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
“They’re ubiquitous, cheap, and fun.” Cheap? This reporter clearly didn’t do much research. 😂
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Will @willdarden.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Would @bsky.app be willing to make a TikTok clone? Asking for a friend.
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Will @willdarden.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Apparently they find them in Grand Central. If you’ve been to Grand Central, this completely tracks.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Can't believe I was thinking about turning off DMs today.
DM conversation between me and a sad person reads 

your a fag right

(Actually it's you're) 

You guys on the left are to easy to trigger and fun to bully

Did I invade your save space 

(Actually it's safe space)
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Will @willdarden.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
It’s starting to come together… …and I was able to chase down the pesky ground loop that was killing my sound.
A pedalboard in a carrying case. A total of 7 pedals are shown:

- A moog expression pedal 
- Ernie Ball volume jr
- Chase Bliss Audio Automatone Preamp MK II 
- Boss FZ-3 Fuzz
- Boss TU- 3 tuner
- Chase Bliss Audio Clean
- Strymon Timeline
- Strymon BigSkyA flowchart showing signal chain of the pedals
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Will @willdarden.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
First impressions from my new CBA Clean: calling this a compressor is like calling an RV a large car; the compression is a platform for everything from clean boost and overdrive to volume, EQ, and modulation, all based on playing dynamics. Very excited to work this into my sound. Sample below.
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Angie Stone 🌳 ANTIFA 🌳 Tax the Rich! @angiestone.graysky.social · 26/10/2024
Timothy Snyder:
Introduction of Timothy Snyders latest book, which reads: 

1 Do not obey in advance.

Most of the power of authoritarianism is freely given. In times like these, individuals think ahead about what a more repressive government will want, and then offer themselves without being asked. A citizen who adapts in this way is teaching power what it can do.
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Will @willdarden.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Merry Christmas to me! Now I just need to find TRS to TR splitters in town so I don’t have to wait a week to use it in stereo.
A Chase Bliss “Clean” guitar pedal is shown displayed on top of its packaging.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Nobody: No one: Absolutely no one at all: Me listening to the Christmas Song: So I guess the implications of this are that if you’re 93 you can just get fucked, huh
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NONNIE_TN @nonniebear.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
This 💟
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Will @willdarden.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Filed under: “fixed that for you”
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Will @willdarden.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Dear WSJ — 17 year olds cannot sign contracts or consent to sex with adults. The term we use for sexual contact without consent is “sexual assault” or “rape.” Matt Gaetz gave a 17 year money and then raped her. 👏🏻 Stop 👏🏻 Using 👏🏻 Biased 👏🏻 Language 👏🏻 TYSM
Front page of the 12/24/24 Wall Street Journal print version.
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Raw Story @rawstory.com · 21/12/2024
Opinion:
rawstory.com
Why ABC settled a case they knew they would win — and why the Lincoln Project didn't
Since 2012, the U.S. Dept. of Justice has defined rape as bodily “penetration, no matter how slight… with any body part or object… without the consent of the victim.” To be redundant, no penis is requ...
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matt be @mattbe.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
How many Happy Meals do you need to eat before they start to work? I've just had six and I feel terrible.
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Will @willdarden.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Ben Folds Five’s early stuff is a perfect example of what happens when a jazz trio goes punk rock.
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Consequence @consequence.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr performed "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (Reprise)" and "Helter Skelter" during a surprise reunion in London on Thursday night → cons.lv/iY6bSW
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Will @willdarden.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Christmas Pro Tip: I was tired of spilling water when I water our Christmas tree, so I leaned on my #redneckengineering skills to build a watering system. The pipe is an IKEA curtain rod and I sourced the funnel from our kitchen.
A man’s hand is holding a gray pipe with a funnel in the top. The background is a wide shot of the interior of a home with a Christmas tree featuring prominently. 

The pipe and funnel is an engineered tool for watering a Christmas tree directly into the stand without spilling from a jar or watering can.
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Will @willdarden.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Everyone in this photo trying to look hard and Luigi in the middle just looking chill. This is a new meme template if I ever saw one.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/12/2024
News Happening Faster Than Man Can Generate Uninformed Opinions theonion.com/news-happeni...
News Happening Faster Than Man Can Generate Uninformed Opinions
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Will @willdarden.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I know more about this than I should. The accusations are ridiculous.
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Will @willdarden.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Project 1: Travel Guitar The onboard amp has failed and needs replacement. Do I: - Replace it with a 9v 2.5 watt onboard amp - Pull the speaker entirely and replace with a multi-effect - Wire in a Bluetooth output
A small guitar sits on a man’s lap in a family room. The guitar has a single coil pickup in the neck position and a volume knob. Cut into the guitar is a circle with a speaker grill and speaker. 

The guitar itself has a maple neck with black dot inlay. The body is a strat-style double cutaway finished in zebra stripes.
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Will @willdarden.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I don’t know who redid The Downfall about guitar gear, but this is amazing. My family kept looking at me to make sure I could breathe even though I was laughing so hard.
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Will @willdarden.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Fascinating result from Grok. Whether the explanation is accurate or an unprovable deception to cover impropriety is of little import — either way it’s a significant failure.
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Will @willdarden.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
It me
A needlepoint is pictured features caricatures of different pathogens. It is adorned with the phrase, “What doesn’t kill you mutates and tries again.”
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Erin 🖤 @ec2121.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/12/2024
Khanna: "The average American, they think that someone who puts rockets up into space, that's a pretty cool thing. And the Democratic Party has to get back to being a party that celebrates building, entrepreneurship, innovation, while at the same time holding people to account."
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Rev. Val @revsheseesfar.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Image from Stephen Mattson, Author of 'On Love and Mercy: A Social Justice Devotional" reads, "Few things are more evil than hating and hurting your neighbors using the premise of 'Christianity.'"
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Will @willdarden.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Apologies to the pedalboard/guitar community for the cable management in this photo. Yes, I know it looks like a flowchart of Jeff Beck’s professional associations. Eurotrack enthusiasts are probably just confused why it’s a problem for cabling to be as disorganized as their mental health.
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Will @willdarden.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Luthiers — looking to refinish a guitar and I just watched the StewMac video series on painting. Seems like the type of paint for color won’t matter much since it’s sandwiched between latex and nitro. Is this what others have found?
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 13/12/2024
a lot of privileged people in dominant groups love it when you feed their victim status I just wish they would recognize it as a kink and stop with using it as power manipulation
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Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Since the shooting of the CEO: - 4 children under 11 were killed by gunfire - 11 teenagers were killed by gunfire - there were 3 mass shooting events This is what the media is covering:
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Will @willdarden.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I picked up a jazz bass-style kit from Guitar Fetish for Black Friday. Maple neck, WBW three-ply pickguard. Taking suggestions on finish now.
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Will @willdarden.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I’m just on BlueSky these days to see what everyone got in their Chase Bliss Mystery Box.
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Mega Ran @megaran.com · 11/12/2024
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Will @willdarden.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Afternoon guitar noodling. Laid down a quick backing track and spent an hour or so just improvising.
A bedspread is covered in multiple pieces of musical equipment. To the right is a surf green Fender Telecaster. Center left is a pedal board with four pedals, a Strymon TimeLine, a Strymon BigSky, a Boss tuning pedal, and a Chase Bliss Automatone Preamp II. These pedals are resting on a bamboo tray. 

In the upper right corner of the photo is a Scarlett 18i8 interface.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
this is the horniest mugshot i've ever seen. who took this
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Will @willdarden.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
As @rockom.bsky.social points out in this thread, this is likely from Artemis of the Wildlands — a name I’ve not heard in a long, long time.
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Rockom Sockom NoBots @rockom.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I smell "Artemis of the Wildlands" aka "Apple-ing for Titania" all over this message left on a porch in Ladd's Addition. This is urban sasquatch, friends. #pdx #ArtemisOfTheWildlands
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William Meservy @williammeservy.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
In case you were wondering how the election turned out 👇
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Will @willdarden.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I learned to drive in snow by doing donuts on a bike in a parking lot in Japan. Also, driving in rain isn’t much different from sno, FYI. Fishtailing is fishtailing.
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Will @willdarden.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Would not want to be the McD's employee/bootlicker that turned in The Claims Adjuster... ...unless the guy was rude to him. Don't be rude to service staff, that's just crappy. #UHCShooter
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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 08/12/2024
how every notification feels
bluesky notification

"new follower!

nobody has followed you"
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Oh My God lmao
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Poetry Gal @poetrygal.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Love. And hate. Strange bedfellows.
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Accurate. Repost if you agree.
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Will @willdarden.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Today’s Journaling: Pen: Sailor Shikiori Tsukuyo-no-Minamo (月夜の水面 — water’s surface on a moonlit night), Shimoyo (霜夜 — frosty night). Stainless <F> nib. Ink: Pilot Iroshizuku Tsuki-yo (that’s right, another reading of the same characters — 月夜 — moonlit night)
A journal is shown with an open fountain pen. There’s and entry written and a photobooth strip is laid across the entry. 

The pen is a Sailor ProColor 500 Shikiori “Frosty Night,” a deep, glittery turquoise with a pearlescent white top on the cap and gold trim. The nib is a stainless steel fine nib with coloring to match the other trim.
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Will @willdarden.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Can someone please explain how the NYPD is justifying: 1. Nationalization of the manhunt for for the UHC shooter AND 2. Public support of aforementioned manhunt A private citizen was killed — there is no demonstrable public interest in committing more resources to this crime over any other.
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Will @willdarden.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Reposting for reach.
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Will @willdarden.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I’ve seen synth setups with worse cable management, tbh.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
He will live in infamy because history is written by dispassionate scholars based on facts, not ideological political extremists living in their own reality. #NoNamesNeeded
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