Reposted by Alaina PattersonFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 09/01/2024ok time to log on to the information superhighway and use my little ape brain to process the individual traumas of 8 billion people at once this will be fine 51373419
Reposted by Alaina PattersonMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026statler and waldorf but it’s al-sayed and ossoff heckling republicans 784981665
Alaina Patterson @willbefunorelse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026First priority of Postseason: Fuck the Dodgers, I will root for any and every team against the Dodgers on the way to the last pitch of the last inning of the last game. Second priority: the Cubs done fucked the timeline in 2016, my superstitious ass is always wondering if *this* game will fix it 000
Alaina Patterson @willbefunorelse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Outwardly, I am rooting for the White Sox, 100%, Inwardly, I ponder whether, if the Guardians can get to the World Series, if they are the key to knocking us back onto the timeline that the Cubbies pushed us onto back in 2016. 100
Reposted by Alaina PattersonMad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Wow, I wrote this one a long, long time ago – it's a rant about people going to see old movies so that they can watch them "ironically" and laugh 1921832
Alaina Patterson @willbefunorelse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Dad didn't have a post-hole digger, he was just gonna use shovels. I dug the hole myself, and thank jeebus I did, look at this big fuckin rock i excavated that was right where that stupid mailbox is gonna live 000
Alaina Patterson @willbefunorelse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Anyway. End thread. Sorry but also thank you, Skyline. 000
Alaina Patterson @willbefunorelse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026But YET FUCKING AGAIN The one thing I asked No one listens I'm so tired of this 100
Alaina Patterson @willbefunorelse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026In skeeting all this out, I've decided to ask Mom if I can dig the hole tomorrow - does Dad have a post-hole digger still, can I borrow it, I'll drive down before your party, pick it up, dig the hole, then Sunday Dad and I can mix the cement and install the damn thing. 100
Alaina Patterson @willbefunorelse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comMan Slams Desk, Papers FlyAlt: A gif of Idris Elba forcefully flipping a table in rage. 100
Alaina Patterson @willbefunorelse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026TONIGHT: "Dad really wants to get it done, so we'll come down at 11 on Sunday. You don't even need to be there, just leave the door unlocked so we can get the water for the cement." 100
Alaina Patterson @willbefunorelse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026EXCEPT - Mom and Dad are going to an Oktoberfest party tomorrow - I have a celebration of life to attend on Sunday - Monday may be wet I very clearly said earlier this week, "I really don't want to do it Sun. AM before going to the celebration of life." Mom said, AND I QUOTE, "i understand." 100
Alaina Patterson @willbefunorelse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026So i have had a bag of cement, a post and a mailbox in my garage. Well, the ground's about to freeze. I've checked with the city planning and the USPS to make sure I don't install it in a stupid place, I've picked out the spot, now I need to get in installed. Hey, holiday weekend! 100
Alaina Patterson @willbefunorelse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Anyway. When Dad was delivering it, he and I agreed that I would help install it. Dad's 72 in November, I don't need him doing physical labor. 100
Alaina Patterson @willbefunorelse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Reader, I live in a neighborhood. The mail is delivered on foot. This is a gift for the mailman, not me. 100
Alaina Patterson @willbefunorelse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026And THEN - NOW - there's The Mailbox. For my birthday, Dad got me a mailbox. Because I needed it. Because where the current mailbox is - attached to my house, right outside the door - isn't good, it should be at the end of the driveway. Apparently. 100
Alaina Patterson @willbefunorelse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026FFWD to now, I am now checking with my fellow managers AGAIN to see, heeeyyy, are you all still taking the three days before Thanksgiving off? Okay, can we check with the bureau head that remote work still counts as being "in the office"?* 100
Alaina Patterson @willbefunorelse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026They said that one was the last cruise. But then they got this great deal for a week cruise in 2026. [I know this sounds like she's asking me, but the fact that she's picked a date before letting me tell her when would be a good week means that That's The Week, Full Goddamned Stop] 100
Alaina Patterson @willbefunorelse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Initially, ok, great, flight got back on the 12/22, not a problem. Until they added a two-day extension in Athens without letting me know, and now their flight back is on 12/24. Cool. I made it work at work, but it was tight. 100
Alaina Patterson @willbefunorelse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Two years ago, they went on a cruise and asked if I'd take care of their dog, the fabulous Hamilton Tickets. I said yes, but I needed them to be back in the States by Xmas Eve because *I* needed to be back in the office on that day (all other managers were taking vacation). 100
Alaina Patterson @willbefunorelse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I just rage-mowed the front lawn because I am 43 years old and am still not being heard by my parents, AMA (Actually, feel free to mute this thread, I need to vent and Bluesky, you're my HVAC atm, sorry not sorry) 100
Reposted by Alaina PattersonTom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It's weird how the same people who brought in the pitch clock and the extra-innings ghost runner to spare baseball fans from watching too much baseball think it's a good idea to add more early-round non-elimination playoff games 5694
Alaina Patterson @willbefunorelse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It has apparently been too long between my Hannibal rewatches because WHO HAS ONE TONGUE AND COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THE COLUMBIAN NECKTIE IN "RÔTI" it's me. I forgot.static.klipy.comVergil675 raises a glass of wineAlt: Dr. Hannibal Lecter, as played by Mads Mikkleson, smiles and toasts with a glass of red wine. 000
Reposted by Alaina PattersonDave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK" 9878852125
Reposted by Alaina PattersonWoodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Car ads overestimate how much I want to rock climb and kayak and underestimate how much I want to buy ice cream at midnight. 938581
Alaina Patterson @willbefunorelse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026As someone who has closely observed ME Senate President Jackson in action - can confirm. And as weird as it feels for me to say ... Troy's going a good job tonight 👏 010
Reposted by Alaina PattersonGrudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026We are going to erase the national debt by selling chances to destroy Trump shit with a sledgehammer 2153385
Reposted by Alaina PattersonMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry 25386761190
Reposted by Alaina PattersonCount Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the abolitionist's dilemma 452746598
Alaina Patterson @willbefunorelse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026As a Cubs fan, I am also incredibly aware of how this win fucked up the universe, so yes, go Brewers! 010
Alaina Patterson @willbefunorelse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026For me, it's Yamamoto! I don't know what it IS about that guy, but man ... I do not like him at all. At least Ohtani has a cute dog. 000
Alaina Patterson @willbefunorelse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I, a Red Sox fan, will happily be cheering for the Yankees in the event it's a Yankees-Dodgers series. Fuck the Dodgers! 010
Reposted by Alaina PattersonKevin Tompkins, but halloween @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026hating on the 2026 Yankees is weird focus on the real enemy: the Los Angeles Dodgers 881
Reposted by Alaina PattersonJessica McKenzie @jessimckenzi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i don't think you should be allowed to call your business a speakeasy if it has a yelp page 31280113
Reposted by Alaina PattersonFred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That's great, and if the Democrats get a two-thirds majority in both houses of Congress in 2029 and control 38 state governments, they too can make constitutional changes and remove judges the way Tisza is. 0498
Reposted by Alaina Pattersonroterote @roterote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026For a very clear comparison, emulating Magyar would be removing all the MAGA justices and judges from Federal Courts in the first 100 days. That is the scale of democratic chemotherapy we are discussing. 20825161
Reposted by Alaina Pattersonroterote @roterote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The US Democrats need to look at their next Presidency as an endless sprint to obliterate MAGA, every day for years. Until the cancer is gone then there should be no time wasted on MAGA tears or conciliation. Only endless justice and rebuilding the democracy. Govern like every day is the last day. 151035256
Reposted by Alaina PattersonDr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I just called us "Homey Sapiens" as a typo in my book, wake up babe, new species name just dropped 1959372
Alaina Patterson @willbefunorelse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I HAD THE SWEATER IN MY CART But then ✨️three hours later✨️ ORDER *CANCELED* And i said out loud, to no one, from the back of the conference room where I was attending a training, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" 000
Alaina Patterson @willbefunorelse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026As a Maniac Evelyn Normielib who used to work for L.L. Bean, PLEASE NOTE that L.L. Bean is DEAD to me for canceling my order for the Beans x Dunkin sweater collaboration. I will carry this grudge to my grave 000
Reposted by Alaina PattersonJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026WARNING: Moose will try to diagnose what is wrong with your broken vehicle. 81249233
Alaina Patterson @willbefunorelse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Tag yourself I'm the adhd chaos crafter who is also a political sicko 000
Alaina Patterson @willbefunorelse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I just tuned into the game and now I have ragerts 000
Alaina Patterson @willbefunorelse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026LET'S GO RED SOX (Yes I'm late. I was at a Symphony performance which was actually quite amazing I HAVE NO RAGERTS) 110
Reposted by Alaina Pattersonsamuelwa.de @samuelwa.de · 28/09/2026My “Involved in Human Trafficking“ shirt has a lot of people asking questions that are making me want to stop wearing my shirt rather than reconsider my involvement in human trafficking 33896546
Reposted by Alaina PattersonJ. R. Moock, jr. @jrmoockjr.northsky.social · 27/09/2026This has fucked me up more than once. If you have a coconut allergy, you NEED to be careful about anything with “activated charcoal” anywhere near the label. 10651434
![A screenshot of a FB msg from my mother to me
Jan 15, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Hi, so question: IF (& it's a big if), IF we were to schedule an 8 day cruise this fall, would you be willing to watch Ginger? And IF you're willing, when would be a good week? Looks like Oct or Nov sailing - nothing in Dec. I would ask our travel agent if this deal could be put out till April of '27, but if not ... [redacted details y'all don't need] Thanks you for considering it. I was looking at the Nov 20th sailing which would be over Thanksgiving. love you, talk tonight.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ocq7s4k2wtvzgfrrjwku3vmx/bafkreiaeqxtviiqtut6bgyvqs6o4yk73dhbcfrj5vb57t6ik4ysr7qn4yy)
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We've Received Your Order!
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L.L. Bean
Thanks for Your Order!
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L.L. Bean
Your order Details
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Thanks for your recent order. Unfortunately, the items in your order are not available and we had to cancel them. We're sorry for this inconvenience.
You won't be charged for the item(s) below. Any payment already received [...]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ocq7s4k2wtvzgfrrjwku3vmx/bafkreien6bgzcv3crrq4zn4zurya662t6umwefu4jjq7hjrrh4v6sjuguq)
