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Chistes robados y mucho más. Caraqueño en Barcelona

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a chimpanzee in an enclosure is sitting on the ground and painting abstract streaks of color on a canvas lying in the grass. Panel 2: a couple is standing outside the enclosure, looking in. The girl says about the painting chimpanzee, “aww, that’s cute.” Panel 3: the chimpanzee is alone in his dimly lit studio, head in hands, holding a lit cigarette. He looks completely dejected, feeling misunderstood. There is a pair of glasses, a glass of whisky, crumpled paper, and an unfinished painting laid out on the desk in front of him. The walls and floor space of his studio are covered in his abstract paintings on canvases and paper. There is also a marble sculpture of a banana beside him.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Help
$11 to pitch for the Mets
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Farid @wilimei.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
LEO LEO LEEEE LEO LEO LA LEO LEO LEO LEO LEO LA Y GOLPEEEEEEEE
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Farid @wilimei.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Que buen regalo de cumpleaños.
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Val @vallha11a.neocities.org · 19/01/2026
This statement by @nytimes is factually incorrect. The vast majority of Caracas residents didn't lose power on January 3rd, not even "for a few minutes". This can be verified through publicly available data, videos of the attack, and testimonies from people on the ground. 🧵
"The attack caused most of Caracas's residents to lose their power for a few minutes, though some neighborhoods near the military base where Mr. Maduro was captured were left without electricity for up to 36 hours." - NYT
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Mauricio Lopez Chollett @mauriciolopezch.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The current state of both countries isn’t comparable. Even though free speech in the US is under threat and civil liberties too, you can’t “forgive” Maduro to prove your point
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Mauricio Lopez Chollett @mauriciolopezch.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
One thousand political prisoners right know. Cuba extracted 21 billion dollars in oil from 2006 and 2013 to keep their little experiment (almost 70 years in the making). They have funneled money to Hizbullah, given passports to terror groups, crushed dissenters and stolen elections
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Mauricio Lopez Chollett @mauriciolopezch.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The news coming from Vzla is polarizing in the US because most people don’t know anything about the country and can only use it to take (valid) shots at this administration. 8.000.000 people left the country. Cumulative inflation rate since 2000 is 4.700%. Yes, four thousand seven hundred percent.
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 06/01/2026
Venezuela’s government is arresting journalists and sending paramilitary forces to suppress anyone who is too happy about Maduro's removal giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/... via @FT
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Venezuela launches wave of repression after US seizure of Nicolás Maduro
Armed militias patrol the streets and journalists arrested as government crackdown on dissent widens
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Chenchen Zhang 🤦🏻‍♀️ @chenchenzhang.net · 04/01/2026
interestingly some of my interviewees (Chinese feminists) have the same critique of a certain type of anti-CCP dudes (Chinese dissidents), that is they hate a particular regime but don't have compassion for the oppressed
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 04/01/2026
The amount of “this is clearly about oil” posting across all platforms as story after story comes out where the oil industry is saying that the oil isn’t worth extracting is making me feel a little insane
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Farid @wilimei.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
La mitad de Venezuela en este momento. Yo incluido.
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Farid @wilimei.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Este año me baño en Cuyagua
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Farid @wilimei.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Loquísimo el hipotético de poder ir enlazando medias distancias de forma indefinida a lo largo del país por un precio plano. Me parece demasiado buen plan para una aventura.
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🚈🚉Álvaro F. Heredia🚆🚂🚅🚄🚍🚞 @transxte.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
De sueño a realidad. Muchos dijeron que era imposible. El Abono Único ya está aquí. Un solo billete para unirlos a todos. www.eldiario.es/economia/go...
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El Gobierno crea un abono transporte único en toda España por 60 euros al mes
Estará en marcha en enero, para Cercanías, trenes de media distancia y autobuses estatales y costará 30 euros para los menores de 26 años
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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Farid @wilimei.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Tal vez si necesitamos un cómic del tour/giro/vuelta? Una novela gráfica sobre un año en la vida de algún miembro en un equipo de ciclismo, un domestique.
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
i'm sorry WHAT
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Brassica oleracea, also known as wild cabbage in its uncultivated form, is a plant of the family Brassicaceae. The species originated from feral populations of related plants in the Eastern Mediterranean, where it was most likely first cultivated. It has many common cultivars used as vegetables, including cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, romanesco, kale, Brussels sprout, collard, Savoy cabbage, kohlrabi, and gai lan.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 01/10/2025
I’m a sewage system. I also have a great personality.
Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD
@elizabethjacobs.bsky.social
I'm an epidemiologist. Sewage systems are sexy.

Dosco Jones @doscojones.bsky.social
I'm an engineer. Sewage systems are sexy.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The murder of Charlie Kirk was criminal, wrong, and should be condemned. And Charlie Kirk was a horrible, hateful man who spent his life radicalizing young people to embrace their worst demons by targeting women, people of color, immigrants, and the marginalized. I refuse to sanitize him.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
curb episode where larry gets dragged to a birthday party for a guy he doesn't know and decides to write something funny in the guestbook. cut to present day, larry's at home watching the evening news: "comedian larry david wrote 'happy birthday, i know your little secret' in jeffrey epstein's book"
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Farid @wilimei.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Love me different de Hayley Williams es una bachata.
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Bethany @hockenbear.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
The Pieta
Ceramic cow holding her calf, or cow pieta.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area. (15 in Manhattan btw)
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Farid @wilimei.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Flight o Fences
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
The core problem is this, he doesn’t practice principled anti-imperialism. He practices inversionism: if the U.S. supports something, he reflexively takes the opposite side, no matter how brutal that side is, no matter the evidence.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
DR. MANHATTAN: It’s July, 2025. I’m on Bluesky arguing about DoorDash. DR. MANHATTAN: It’s October, 2023. I’m on X arguing about DoorDash. DR. MANHATTAN: It’s March, 2019. I’m on Twitter arguing about DoorDash. DR. MANHATTAN: It’s 2015. I’m downloading a new delivery app to my phone.
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Farid @wilimei.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Diciéndole a los clientes gringos en el hotel que soy Venezolano (cuando preguntan) solo para ver la reacción. El 80% de las veces es incomodidad con un poquito de culpa palpable.
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Farid @wilimei.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Tbh que se venga a España.
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Farid @wilimei.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Un puente flotante *permanentemente* ya me parece una locura de concepto. Pero un puente flotante con ferrovias me supera. No termino de entender cómo no se deforman los relés con todo el movimiento de la marea.
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The Hidden Engineering of Floating Bridges
YouTube video by Practical Engineering
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Farid @wilimei.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Este gobierno está empeñado en regalarle titulares a la derecha para ganar puntos con los hombres menores de 25.
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Farid @wilimei.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️ Ojalá igual inviertan en preparar para sequías. La fuente de mi barrio la encendieron sin más, cuando antes de las lluvias hubo titulares diciendo que se iban a adaptar todas las fuentes ornamentales para bajarles el consumo.
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Beel @beel.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Oh no they deleted it.
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Farid @wilimei.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Top 5 en world press photo 2026, fácil. En sigles por Norte America.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Inside Plato's Cave: Big Screen TV No Rent Like-minded friends Outside Plato's Cave Annoying philosophers
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Farid @wilimei.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
El hilo de este pana es la forma en la que me entero si los mets ganaron o perdieron en cualquier día en el que no haya estado pendiente. Gracias por el servicio señor Levy.
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Farid @wilimei.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Si @ajuntamentbcn.bsky.social ya comparte información sobre transporte público (rutas, horarios e incidencias) y de circulación vehicular (sentidos, obstrucciones y limites de velocidad) con apps cómo apple maps y google maps ¿Por qué no comparte la información de itinerarios ciclistas?
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Farid @wilimei.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Esta es una señal divina para que los medias blancas vuelvan a traer a Guillén cómo mánager.
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VE sin Filtro @vesinfiltro.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
🗳️Solo durante el período electoral, desde el inicio de la campaña el 4 de julio y hasta el día de la toma de posesión presidencial el #10Ene, el país experimentó una ola de censura digital sin precedentes, con 79 sitios web y servidores bloqueados. Informe: vesinfiltro.org/res/files/in...
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Lunatraktors @lunatraktors.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
THIS is the research aide we all need. The eighteenth century version of keeping too many browser tabs open.
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Nice one whoever when to the trouble of cropping my signature off this one Prints here: jimll.co.uk/products/mil...
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Farid @wilimei.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Lo más gracioso que podría hacer Trump justo ahora, es morirse de un infarto, porque absolutamente nadie creería que fué un infarto y no una bala.
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New York Mets @mets.com · 04/04/2025
First one at home! 🍎 #MetsWin #LGM
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Farid @wilimei.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
E! Wordle 1380 2/6* 🟨🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Farid @wilimei.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Es demasiado jodido ver a los mets jugando contra altuve e irle en contra al enano.
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Farid @wilimei.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Coño de la madre Luisangel...
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Farid @wilimei.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Lets fucking gooooooo
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Common Side Effects is the best show that I hear too little about. Animated show on Max by Mike Judge and the folks behind Scavenger’s Reign (another banger.) It’s hilarious, surprising, moving and profoundly relevant. Full recommendation.
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Farid @wilimei.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
La velocidad de aterrizaje normal de este avión es de unos 260 Km/h, no muy lejos de la velocidad máxima operativa del AVE (300 Km/h) Esta verga está de cabeza en el suelo y nadie se murió. Aunque la velocidad al momento de contacto haya sido mucho menor, no deja de ser increiblemente sorprendente.
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