Reposted by Wil DonohueThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/05/2026NASA Announces Rover Has Found Beauty In The Mundane On Mars 121265144
Wil Donohue @wildonohue.bsky.social · 17/05/2026To be fair, if he had made the throw to home it would be an all timer. Ya gotta risk it for the biscuit 000
Wil Donohue @wildonohue.bsky.social · 15/05/2026@matthewkaminski.bsky.social Why Celine Dion for Nico H? 000
Wil Donohue @wildonohue.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Atlanta Braves are currently on pace for 112 wins. 000
Reposted by Wil DonohueAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/05/2026brutal meme via the official Democratic Party X account 37173502550
Wil Donohue @wildonohue.bsky.social · 11/05/2026The fact the Braves took 2/3 in LA after losing back to back in Seattle is big. Like, big big. Many years in our past where that series is a complete nightmare. 000
Wil Donohue @wildonohue.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I still like the Mike Yaz signing but holy shit this is brutal. We might gotta give the guy a couple weeks off and get someone else to step in and give him a breather 100
Wil Donohue @wildonohue.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Seattle before LA dodgers is a nightmare road trip for the Braves offense. 000
Wil Donohue @wildonohue.bsky.social · 06/05/2026There’s literally an Always Sunny episode about this 000
Wil Donohue @wildonohue.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Like anyone in the entire state of Iran gives a fuck about the president’s posts. He is confusing rage posting with diplomacy. I wonder why nothing has been solved. Impeach him! 000
Reposted by Wil DonohueMLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Matt Olson leads the National League in: HR (13) RBI (33) R (35) SLG (.685) OPS (1.077) 0152
Wil Donohue @wildonohue.bsky.social · 06/05/2026FWIW Dylan Lee looked disgusting on the mound tonight 000
Reposted by Wil DonohueSarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Best 35-decision starts in Braves franchise history: 1884: 28-7 1892: 26-9 1889: 26-9 2026: 25-10 1878: 25-10 05918
Wil Donohue @wildonohue.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Braves almost have a 10 game lead and it’s ….. May 3rd. That’ll play. 000
Wil Donohue @wildonohue.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Why is anyone upset that spirit closed? One of the worst companies I have ever dealt with and a miserable flight experience. Good riddance. 000
Reposted by Wil Donohueonion person @junlper.beer · 02/05/2026tim heidecker drinks the blood of the forsaken youtu.be/Exu1SEZE9Ug 713926587
Wil Donohue @wildonohue.bsky.social · 02/05/2026The blood of the forsaken bit at the end had me unable to breathe I was laughing so hard 000
Reposted by Wil DonohueThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/04/2026“I first knew something was getting into the pens when I found a tattered, bloody pair of jeans tangled up in the razor wire, and I’ve heard tell of nearby farms getting picked clean by RFK Jr., so I went and bought me a guard dog in case he ever comes back,” said Lindon Trelby theonion.comFarmer Buys Guardian Dog To Protect Livestock From RFK Jr.ROLAND, AR—Expressing frustration that the rabid Cabinet member had completely decimated the cattle inventory, local farmer Lindon Trelby told reporters he purchased a guard dog Tuesday to protect his... 261601205
Wil Donohue @wildonohue.bsky.social · 27/04/2026People wonder why Americans are distant from the voting/electoral process and it’s because the people in charge are just self obsessed and full of shit (on both sides, for the most part!) and it’s infuriating to even conceive to be a part of it all. 000
Wil Donohue @wildonohue.bsky.social · 27/04/2026It honestly feels insulting that GOP mouthpieces just get in front of cameras and willingly lie until their throat goes dry. It’s insulting. Representatives are supposed to be working for constituents, not themselves. Pushing policy, not opinions and arguments and bullshit. They all act as kids. 000
Wil Donohue @wildonohue.bsky.social · 25/04/2026In national league team stats, the Atlanta Braves are top 3 in pretty much every important stat on both sides of the ball. Pretty sweet. 000
Wil Donohue @wildonohue.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Payamps here in a close game in the 8th inning…. Is a choice 000
Wil Donohue @wildonohue.bsky.social · 25/04/2026My original prediction was a 1st inning home run for Ronald but I’ll take it in the 3rd. 010
Wil Donohue @wildonohue.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Atlanta has the best record in all of baseball. Just as we all planned. 000
Wil Donohue @wildonohue.bsky.social · 23/04/2026@bencollins.bsky.social I’ve said it to my friends since I was in high school that my dream job would be for the onion, specifically in a tv studio setting. You hiring? 000
Reposted by Wil DonohueThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/04/2026You are being lied to. And there's only one man who knows the truth. Jim Haggerty returns, only on InfoWars. 934341586
Wil Donohue @wildonohue.bsky.social · 21/04/2026The words of a man who sees a generational ass whooping on the horizon 000
Reposted by Wil DonohueBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026theonion.infotheonion.infoInfoWarsLet me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing… 642041346
Reposted by Wil DonohueBryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 20/04/2026We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last... 12295291423
Reposted by Wil DonohueThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/04/2026State Department Issues Travel Warning For Women Vacationing With Husbands theonion.comState Department Issues Travel Warning For Women Vacationing With HusbandsWASHINGTON—In an effort to call attention to a potentially life-threatening hazard, the State Department issued a travel warning Thursday for all women considering taking a vacation with their husband... 221324138
Reposted by Wil DonohueMLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 18/04/2026RT @MLBStats: Atlanta pitchers continue to dominate! Martín Pérez's six scoreless innings brought the @Braves rotation ERA down to an MLB-best 2.68 😮💨 051
Reposted by Wil DonohueLindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 14/04/2026It’s that time of year!theonion.comNation's UPS Men Break Out The ShortsMANCHESTER, NH—In a welcome sight heralding the end of another winter and the arrival of spring, United Parcel Service men across the nation are breaking out the shorts. 121232109
Wil Donohue @wildonohue.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I absolutely cannot wait for these buffoons to be behind bars. Counting the days. 000
Wil Donohue @wildonohue.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Pretty fuckin insane when Tucker is the playing the straight man 000
Reposted by Wil DonohueThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/04/2026Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz 14973171333
Wil Donohue @wildonohue.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Bondi, you were one of the worst people to ever sit in a US office, and I hope you feel shame for the rest of your life. And once this is administration runs its course, I look forward to seeing your mugshot. 000
