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Johnny cakes

@wholesickcrew.bsky.social
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Imposter syndrome is my middle name; Trophy Husband and father to three jackanapes, NJ Devils, Hudson Valley

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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How Curtis Sliwa describes 1970's New York:
That fallout two concept art where the shirtless guy is twin firing pistols as a horde of mutants chases him and his dog while a plane overhead shoots at them.

Artist is Justin Sweet
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🇺🇲📎Gigi Alexander 🇺🇦 Democracy Defender! 🌊 ❤️America.🌈 @gigialexander123.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
theyre not pretending. these are true believers. and they vote.
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Johnny cakes @wholesickcrew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not on my 2026 bingo card
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Looks like Trump’s new “steel plant” in IA, announced to shore up support in midterms from people his policies have crushed, where he said construction has already begun, is nowhere close to happening and contingent on Iowans giving tax breaks & incentives to a company in India.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/10/2026
DUN DUN DUN -- Fox Business on the September jobs report: "The numbers do not look good. I'm looking at 29,000 jobs added. That is well below expectations for 90,000, and our unemployment rate jumps up to 4.2%. A significant slowdown."
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An all around weak -- but not tragic -- payrolls report for September. +29k jobs created, about 60k below expectations. Revisions made both July and August look weaker, too. Over the past 3 months, we've an average of a mere +17k per month.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
we're investing millions to make it easier to have your passports stolen before delivery follow me for more process improvement life hacks
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/10/2026
BREAKING: judge dismisses case against reflecting pool defendant Davey Hearn WITH PREJUDICE- meaning the DoJ can’t ever bring charges against him in this matter. www.ms.now/deadline-whi...
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Judge permanently dismisses David Hearn Reflecting Pool indictment
The Trump Justice Department sought a temporary dismissal. Hearn wanted his charges tossed for good.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
His vocabulary is so limited it’s like reading a transcript of Koko, the gorilla who knew sign language, if Koko were a white nationalist
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Johnny cakes @wholesickcrew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Fed’s Kashkari says inflation is ‘still too high’ even after softer-than-expected PCE data
Minneapolis Federal Reserve President Neel Kashkari said Wednesday that price growth remained a concern despite the latest data coming in cooler than economists predicted.
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Sukie 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🌊 @froggybottompond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
''I'd like to go ahead and solve it. The Atlanta Hawks.''
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Counterpoint: Bring me your fatties, your weirdos, your radicals yearning to breathe free.
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John Q. Public @publius24.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How do you even parody this shit?
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Americans carry $1T in credit card debt. But what worries me is how many people don't know basic personal finance.⁣ ⁣ We spend a lot of time explaining the economy. We should spend more time helping people. newsletter.platypuseconomics.com/p/…
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Most People Aren’t Washing Their Financial Hands
Everyone trusts that germs exist. So why don’t people trust economists about money?
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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The Web Optimist @weboptimist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When your entire attack line is garbage and you thought you were being clever, you’re a Schmitt-head.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Two Schmitt staffers realizing this might be their last day.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When Biden tripped, the media replayed it, analyzed it, and talked about it for months. When Trump falls asleep in the Oval Office every day, networks don’t even cover it. It’s only on social media. Same presidency, very different media coverage.
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Aida 🇵🇷🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🐾🌊🦋🗽💙🐸 @latina4jesusdshw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t ever want to hear sleepy Joe ever again! #Pinks #USDemocracy
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Aida 🇵🇷🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🐾🌊🦋🗽💙🐸 @latina4jesusdshw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Exactly 😞 #Pinks #USDemocracy
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💠𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒛𝒊𝒆𝑷𝒊𝒆💠 @schultziepie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Exactly correct! #BelieveTheWomen #Pinks
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"Why do men think they can get away with it?" Because you can sexually assault a girl in high school and still become a Supreme Court Justice. Because you can drug and rape a woman in a hotel room, pay her off after she goes to the hospital and reports it to the police, and still become Secretary of Defense. Because you can grope your family's nanny and still become Secretary of Health and Human Services. Because you can rape a woman in a dressing room and still become President.
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Long night with Ms. Harp has Dozing Don asleep in the Oval Office again.
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The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Donald Trump, 80, slumped behind the Resolute Desk as he struggled to keep his eyes open during his own Oval Office event.
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Trump, 80, Struggles to Stay Awake During Event He Calls ‘Historic’
Donald Trump struggled to keep his eyes open.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/09/2026
Trump: Sleepy Joe Biden, have you heard of him? *a few moments later* Trump: 😴😴😴
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The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 28/09/2026
Trucking and cargo-shipping rates are at their highest levels in years—and it isn’t just because of the price of fuel. 🔗 on.wsj.com/4rDaXsM
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Afra Kroon 🇳🇱 @afrakroon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"The senator's complacent response to open allegations of bribery sends voters a very clear and disrespectful message," the editorial declared. ttps://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/susan-collins-gets-brutal-warning-210046010.html
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Susan Collins Gets a Brutal Warning From Home-State Paper
Embattled Maine Sen. Susan Collins has been accused of disrespecting voters ahead of the midterms. In a scathing editorial, the Portland Press Herald called out Collins, 73, over her handling of revel...
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Lady Haha @lensman23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
‘This is precisely the midterm messaging the GOP needs from the Deputy White House Chief of Staff,’ one commentator remarked. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 27/09/2026
Democrats vs. Republicans in a nutshell. This absolutely nails it.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/09/2026
While the house is on fire, Congress is busy adjusting the brackets.
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These people have no idea what’s happening in America right now. And, they don’t care. White House Deputy Chief of Staff post last night ⬇️
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NO 👇 LIES DETECTED......
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe if you don’t make your former golf caddie the Deputy White House Chief of Staff then he wouldn’t be in a position to do dumb shit that can hurt your entire party right before the midterms. But hey, Caligula made his horse a senator.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 27/09/2026
Beyond the fact that it’s incredibly illegal and corrupt to use taxpayer dollars to run political ads on television, there’s another problem with re-running old ads like this: the messaging only reminds everyone what a fraud you are.
Black-and-white image of Donald Trump standing in a hallway from a recent ad he ran on TV with taxpayer funds. White subtitle text on a black bar at the bottom displays what Trump’s voiceover says in the ad: “we will expel the warmongers from our government.”
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/09/2026
The affordability crisis looks very different from their table.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
President Pickpocket isn’t giving up on his fake bribes.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/09/2026
He’s got numbers nobody’s seen, facts nobody can verify, and confidence nobody can explain.
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Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“very good wars”?
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 26/09/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/09/2026
Trump: "I'm rejecting their deal. They want to make a deal where they open the strait immediately ... we're winning tremendously. We have total control of the Hormuz Strait ... that deal would not be acceptable. They want to immediately open the Hormuz Strait."
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If a bag of dicks that was peed on by another bag of dicks was a picture
A picture of Trump and all his rich corporate & political cronies in tuxedos
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Last Will and Testament Moss @williammoss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
American CEO: “We can’t control it!” American CEO 2: “It will destroy us all!” American CEO 3: “The apocalypse!” French CEO [hitting a Gauloise, exhaling slowly]: “C’est une issue de skill.”
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