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I don’t understand Blue Sky. I post all day everyday and I get 3 or 4 likes on things if I’m lucky. A guy just posted a picture of a fried egg sandwich and got 460 likes.

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C 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Your account is an absolute mess Followed

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

As I slip gently into a coma, I’ll be dreaming of you. No, not you.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Calm down responsibilities, I'm over here trying to be sarcastic on the internet.

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WholeAssNurse @wholeassnurse.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I hope the Easter Bunny brings me a husband with a healthy sex drive.

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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Some of you never had a solid chocolate Easter bunny & it shows

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👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Whispering tiny devotions, to your belly button lint.

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👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

“So how do you know the groom?” “I saw him pleasuring himself on Bluesky”

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

I’m sure I’ll die of a cheese overdose. It’ll be the best death ever.

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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

These GI chodes are firing generals as our fighter jets are being shot down… oh but that ballroom & let’s not forget all that beautiful oil! This regime gives off America is cooked more than a 7-Eleven hot dog vibes.

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WholeAssNurse @wholeassnurse.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

We’ve come very far as a family. Now, my mom comes over and we all smoke weed together. Three generations of functional stoners.

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

The best appetizers at family holidays are benzos.

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WholeAssNurse @wholeassnurse.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

I made boiled eggs and called it a night.

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WholeAssNurse @wholeassnurse.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Turns out I was right when I was a kid. It really is just all pretend.

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Will sext for gas money.

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WholeAssNurse @wholeassnurse.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

I don’t post enough to stay prevalent. My bad.

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WholeAssNurse @wholeassnurse.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

It simply wasn’t what he WANTED to hear but what he NEEDED to hear.

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WholeAssNurse @wholeassnurse.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

I mean if THAT tiny little penis having man can be the President then I can do whatever the fuck I please.

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Food is my love language and my boyfriend is scared he’s gonna get fat. So for this weekend I made banana bread… and a turkey is in the oven. You know, something light. 😂

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WholeAssNurse @wholeassnurse.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Wayyyyyy too many distractions to focus on anything super important. Wink wink.

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WholeAssNurse @wholeassnurse.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

I keep seeing sign after sign telling me to let up on the weed a little. Can’t seem to make myself do that.

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WholeAssNurse @wholeassnurse.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

If teens today are ANYTHING CLOSE to the teens in the show Euphoria we are all fucked.

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WholeAssNurse @wholeassnurse.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Why yes I am stoned. How kind of you to notice lmao

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WholeAssNurse @wholeassnurse.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

It’s like we are all just pawns in someone’s pre determined script that we had nothing to do with. Know what I mean?

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WholeAssNurse @wholeassnurse.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

My brain explodes on a daily basis due to the noise online and then I realize that that’s what “they” want. Whoever that is🤷🏼‍♀️

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WholeAssNurse @wholeassnurse.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

I’ve decided I don’t want to know what’s behind the wizards curtain. No one should. We aren’t meant to know.

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WholeAssNurse @wholeassnurse.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Binge watching Dawson’s Creek like I’m in my twenties again. Very therapeutic.

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WholeAssNurse @wholeassnurse.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

So first we lose Dawson and then McSteamy. My heart can’t take it.

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WholeAssNurse @wholeassnurse.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

One kid wants to be a mechanical engineer and has a full scholarship and the other only wants to grow succulents. Same damn family. Same damn parents. WTF

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WholeAssNurse @wholeassnurse.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

I’m not really a feminist, but why should it always be a man controlling things? Correct me if I’m wrong but, do I not out earn my husband? Do I not have a higher degree? Do I not wear the pants? I believe I do.

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