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clod @whatever.mom · 18h
we're still doing it
poster for famous flop Ishtar (1987)
(ishtar is the sumerian version of astarte you see)
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clod @whatever.mom · 05/10/2026
i'm distinguishing here between being a "prisoner of ideology" (zizek rising behind me with a trash can lid on his head) and "self-consciously devoted to a political project"
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clod @whatever.mom · 05/10/2026
hi i checked and nope, most people aren't ideological
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clod @whatever.mom · 05/10/2026
my bad, i could have sworn it was true when i typed it
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clod @whatever.mom · 05/10/2026
bolsonaro and trump figures are not right wing and neither are their pluralities. they are "right wing" in the sense that a baby is. you don't need to reeducate the populace or convince them or whatever, you can remove the jingling keys with enough arrests (more! more!)
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clod @whatever.mom · 05/10/2026
is this that navy seal guy but an elf
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clod @whatever.mom · 04/10/2026
thinking about getting into a snit
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clod @whatever.mom · 04/10/2026
there's a whole steely dan song about you right now youtu.be/cvg5mbM6FGs?...
youtu.be
Hey Nineteen
YouTube video by Steely Dan - Topic
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clod @whatever.mom · 04/10/2026
unifi ecosystem? wtf i figured you for a pfsense person
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clod @whatever.mom · 04/10/2026
you realize how many people you've enraged with this by now i'm sure. excellent work
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clod @whatever.mom · 01/10/2026
disentangling LLMs from GANs would probably serve well here
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clod @whatever.mom · 30/09/2026
they're starving for it. they beg for the art mines
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clod @whatever.mom · 30/09/2026
entire horseshoe crab, tail down
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clod @whatever.mom · 30/09/2026
not a bad impulse; in this case the intended mark wasn't even patient enough for manga or anime, he needed the eternal stim
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clod @whatever.mom · 30/09/2026
i know how this sounds but it is profoundly true: JRPGs
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clod @whatever.mom · 30/09/2026
"it was slimer. but it was one time and it meant nothing"
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clod @whatever.mom · 29/09/2026
reading about "slutcon" finally and i'm like. aren't these guys supposed to be "high DEcoupling"?
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clod @whatever.mom · 28/09/2026
but magneto?
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clod @whatever.mom · 28/09/2026
@horsedisc.bsky.social
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clod @whatever.mom · 28/09/2026
i googled "music factory" and enjoyed the results and did not follow up
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clod @whatever.mom · 26/09/2026
just thinking forward in terms of linear time, and utilizing history as a sort of a "rhyme" per se, it seems relevant insofar as "losing a primary" did not instantly doom his entire political tendency, and thus by modus barbara, maybe don't spit on someone while he's being conciliatory man
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clod @whatever.mom · 26/09/2026
who, me or bonzo
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clod @whatever.mom · 26/09/2026
reagan losing the 68 primaryreagan losing the 76 primary
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clod @whatever.mom · 26/09/2026
are you even a platner deadender? i have my disagreements with you but i feel like you were pretty early to call it
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clod @whatever.mom · 26/09/2026
you're gonna plotz when you find out who else has lost primaries
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clod @whatever.mom · 25/09/2026
his navy career says otherwise
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clod @whatever.mom · 25/09/2026
that's real good, my best so far was "ischmutz" so "grout" leaps out in front
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clod @whatever.mom · 24/09/2026
"he doesn't know his home address or phone number" lol there was an old radio talk show bit "rich man poor man" where things like that were identified
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clod @whatever.mom · 14/07/2026
what do you mean "now what"
"You got the 'explosive' diarrhea parasite. Now what?"
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clod @whatever.mom · 24/09/2026
you forgot to attach the gigachad image
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clod @whatever.mom · 24/09/2026
all works fine until you get a sharp electron the sander missed
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clod @whatever.mom · 23/09/2026
full recognition if and only if they register with the SEC as ineligible to trade futures
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clod @whatever.mom · 23/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/what...
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clod @whatever.mom · 23/09/2026
(breathlessly arriving after a half-mile sprint) BUTTE
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clod @whatever.mom · 23/09/2026
don't really know about video games (?) so just assuming that gf has found your first harmonic
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clod @whatever.mom · 22/09/2026
you can get far in the world believing the exact opposite of this. just assume, if you don't get it, that the people who do it are wizards. harlem globetrotters of shit you can't do. e.g. people who can draw deserve infinity money. i can deploy enterprise PaaS but i cannot draw that sexy marmot
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clod @whatever.mom · 22/09/2026
extreme jpeg artifacted closeup of kaylin from that episode of game changer where she reacts to cheering and applause with profound dread
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clod @whatever.mom · 22/09/2026
i'll have you know i've been wrong several times
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clod @whatever.mom · 20/09/2026
have you listened to the song yet? i love the arrangement
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clod @whatever.mom · 20/09/2026
i'm asking for it to give advice on how to count it off, not "what beat does he start singing on"
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clod @whatever.mom · 20/09/2026
i actually would be curious what an LLM would say and am about to dispatch this to openrouter brb
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clod @whatever.mom · 20/09/2026
more than that, it demonstrates uncooperativeness
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clod @whatever.mom · 20/09/2026
can i answer now? i believe this response is not from an LLM
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clod @whatever.mom · 20/09/2026
a time signature is numbers!!!!
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clod @whatever.mom · 20/09/2026
or the "a" of four depending on which time you're counting in. i hope it gives good advice about how to count it if you're not a musician and it works!
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clod @whatever.mom · 20/09/2026
you can test it yourself and see if caetano sings "na" on four
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clod @whatever.mom · 20/09/2026
explain how to count off the arrangement of "na baixa do sapateiro" by caetano veloso
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clod @whatever.mom · 20/09/2026
Mrs. Dalloway decided she would divert the trolley herself.
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clod @whatever.mom · 19/09/2026
could have sworn that was an incognito window
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clod @whatever.mom · 17/09/2026
i mean i sea what you dood there
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