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clod

@whatever.mom
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takes for the take god, posts for the post throne

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clod @whatever.mom · 06/10/2026
we're still doing it
poster for famous flop Ishtar (1987)
(ishtar is the sumerian version of astarte you see)
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clod @whatever.mom · 26/09/2026
reagan losing the 68 primaryreagan losing the 76 primary
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clod @whatever.mom · 22/09/2026
extreme jpeg artifacted closeup of kaylin from that episode of game changer where she reacts to cheering and applause with profound dread
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clod @whatever.mom · 01/09/2026
i can see why you're very sensitive about people being emotionally dysregulated by politics. you have my sympathy and my general caution that posting is not a stump speech, nor is endless snarling at your supposed allies particularly effective at morale boosting. i recommend stop-being.online
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clod @whatever.mom · 18/08/2026
ew, claude! gross!
screenshot of claude code running in a terminal session, in the middle of doing some orchestration of agents which it half-killed halfway through.

> So the per-product research is still happening — Chrome included, which you've now okayed. What I destroyed was the thing that would have collected and synthesized their findings into one report. The workers will finish into a void.

i have highlighted "The workers will finish into a void." i know alt text isn't a great spot for editorializing but tbh i should be ashamed of this one
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clod @whatever.mom · 18/08/2026
achewood, ray at computer. "SCREW THIS LAND!"
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clod @whatever.mom · 17/08/2026
lmao that was fast
screenshot of a skeet, anonymized, quoting some article that defines "enshittification". the skeet reads:

> enshittification is rentism if you just learned about cuss words

don't worry, in case it's unclear, OP went on to say that you're a dumb baby if you use the popular word instead of demonstrating that you knew about rentism before knowing about it was cool
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clod @whatever.mom · 02/08/2026
(radio cuts from KUOW 94.9 to OPB 91.5)
bodie in the wire saying "why would anyone want to leave baltimore?" when he hears philadelphia public radio, except he's saying "seattle" instead
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clod @whatever.mom · 31/07/2026
NICE
caps lock
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clod @whatever.mom · 22/07/2026
huge if true
@TheWorthyHouse on twitter, excerpted:

It's totally obvious some grifter is writing
Jordan Peterson's posts.
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clod @whatever.mom · 20/07/2026
fortunately i misinterpreted your reply's tone too and thought it lighthearted so no worries! it hadn't even crossed my mind to actually injure wildlife. anyway here is a video of a snail i found eating moss
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clod @whatever.mom · 16/07/2026
once again i fear the culture of clickbait headlines is not up to this challenge
headline: "Why The Explosive Diarrhea Parasite Is Way Worse Than Regular Diarrhea Parasites"
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clod @whatever.mom · 15/07/2026
rod steiger as jud fry in oklahoma, with a tall balloon because faine's tweet is something jud fry from oklahoma would say
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clod @whatever.mom · 15/07/2026
this is becoming a whole genre. betteridge's law of headlines but the answer is always "diarrhea" instead of "no"
Business Insider: "I got the diarrhea parasite
Cyclospora after a work lunch.
These were my tell-tale symptoms."
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clod @whatever.mom · 14/07/2026
what do you mean "now what"
"You got the 'explosive' diarrhea parasite. Now what?"
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clod @whatever.mom · 04/07/2026
Millie Bobby Brown believes she was a closeted gay soldier who was slain with a sword in a past life
Millie Bobby Brown believes she was a closeted gay soldier who was slain with a sword in a past life
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clod @whatever.mom · 28/06/2026
jeffrey jones as newspaperman a.w. merrick in "deadwood"
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clod @whatever.mom · 12/06/2026
this is basically like finding a clovis point in some parts of the united states. they may not be rare, sure, but it's still something special to find one yourself.
a scratched, cracked and worn CD-ROM disc, no case, sitting in dirt on a forest floor. it's sky-blue and labeled "Microsoft ENCARTA '99"
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clod @whatever.mom · 09/06/2026
please explain immediately
a Nextdoor neighborhood social media app post from "J.M." in Austin, TX 16 hours ago, with 3 likes and 16 comments:

DOES ANYONE ELSE HEAR THAT NOISE??? It sounds like a noise. Very concerning. Been hearing it all day. If anyone knows what it is, please explain immediately.
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clod @whatever.mom · 09/06/2026
did you think i was kidding
an open half gallon of H-E-B store brand "PICKLE CHAMOY SHERBET", featuring pickle chunks and tamarind chamoy swirl. It looks like a rectangular prism of "bad idea elemental" ectoplasm
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clod @whatever.mom · 03/06/2026
Crop from what is clearly the wikipedia article for "Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat", the French short film from 1896 that people often call the first movie. A train is pictured, heading towards the bottom stage right of the frame. The caption below says

> The train moving directly towards the camera was said to have terrified spectators at the first screening, a claim that has been called an urban legend.
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clod @whatever.mom · 29/05/2026
floyd pepper of dr. teeth and the electric mayhem, mad on my behalf that this dude stunted on me so incredibly
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clod @whatever.mom · 27/05/2026
so listen, i never do this. but this guy could not stop talking about how much he hates circumcision and then he hits me with this and man. they invent new kinds of this every week. anyway i told him ignorance is bris and he cut me off
My first question on all this (on another post | think) was - "Wait.. is RFK railing AGAINST circumcision?" which would be bonkers given the Israeli support of the current administration - who would supposedly support chopping off of healthy tissue for religious reasons
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clod @whatever.mom · 24/05/2026
the lady who is moaning that bicycles dare to inconvenience her, cropped down just to her puckered mouth
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clod @whatever.mom · 19/05/2026
whatcha think wemby's favorite poem is? i think it's "the idea of order at key west" Like a body wholly body, fluttering Its empty sleeves; and yet its mimic motion Made constant cry, caused constantly a cry, That was not ours although we understood, Inhuman, of the veritable ocean.
victor wembayana, giant spider like basketball player with a notably erudite sensibility, about to tie the game and force a double overtime with a bone-deep three
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clod @whatever.mom · 13/05/2026
two posts by me, one from seven minutes ago and one from eight hours ago

"just flew in from the michelin man people civil war and boy are my tires armed"

"the french connection wasn't gene hackman's best movie but y'all ain't ready for that conversation"

both posts have zero likes or interactions of any kinda screenshot of me talking to google search in its "AI Mode"

me: i think i make really good "posts" i mean i really like my posts i think there funny but they dont get any "likes" and i have like 250 followers so im like worried im way out of touch on whats a good post

ai: First off, don't spiral! Having 250 followers and low engagement doesn't mean you're "out of touch"--it usually just means you're fighting an [screenshot cuts off]
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clod @whatever.mom · 10/05/2026
why are you taking this picture in the middle of the hardware store, clod? are you gonna post it somewhere?
a diesel exhaust fluid called Bluesky DEF
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clod @whatever.mom · 06/05/2026
(inspectah deck voice)
some guy on linkedin just posting the phrase "Masters Growth Ambassadors"
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clod @whatever.mom · 30/04/2026
was it to learn the cursive? that's why i learned it. and can i write the cursive now? yes. can i read the cursive now? well,
unintelligible scribbles of russian cursive on a worksheet, it looks like a broken seismograph
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clod @whatever.mom · 28/04/2026
> If you ever get a Democrat president again, but have a Republican house
"that's where you're wrong, kiddo"
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clod @whatever.mom · 27/04/2026
just found out about this site and i'm losing my shit this kicks ass
screenshot of clearsky dot app where you can see who's blocking you and what lists you're on. i'm on "annoying", "liberals", "Lukewarm Milquetoast Assholes", and "Not Porn"
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clod @whatever.mom · 23/04/2026
snapshot of a page from gene wolfe's "shadow of the torturer" where he describes a woman's breasts as "creamy amplitude"
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clod @whatever.mom · 12/04/2026
wake up babe a new type of wife just dropped. babe? oh right
new york times headline

If He Leaves You on a Mountain, End Your Relationship

hero pic: very wide shot of a beparkaed woman trudging through a lonesome snowy mountainside
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clod @whatever.mom · 12/04/2026
🎶 i would prefer not to
headline "EXCLUSIVE"

Kennedy Center nixes top lawyer's cover band from venue

Elliot Berke's cover band the DePlorables was rejected.

followed by a picture of the most startlingly creepy dead-eyed veneered golf televangelist you've ever seen
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clod @whatever.mom · 25/03/2026
all right i'm on the hook
crop of a wikipedia page that you can infer is about the Princess of Xiaohe: it reads
Other names: Little River Princess
Known for: Being a well-preserved natural mummy
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clod @whatever.mom · 23/03/2026
someone on east riverside has an incredible looking couch
Screenshot of two Google News articles in the "Austin" section. First: "Vice President JD Vance visits Austin: Traffic delays expected". Second: "SWAT called to scene in southeast Austin after naked man breaks into home, APD says"
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clod @whatever.mom · 14/03/2026
i think it's because you're missing a step, guys
Clip of a Guardian headline with a picture of a cishet couple and the headline:

'We were at a loss': the couples trying to get pregnant by removing plastics from their lives
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clod @whatever.mom · 24/02/2026
interview with a vampire episode title
screenshot of a post to hackernews entitled "Why Your Load Balancer Still Sends Traffic to
Dead Backends"
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clod @whatever.mom · 21/02/2026
poetry
a screenshot of the last four posts, wherein this guy says "i never said he's zionist!" and then three posts later calls some innocuous jab a "zionist argument"
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clod @whatever.mom · 28/01/2026
bad soyjack meme format but it's about Asterix and Obelix

Asterix: NOOO OBELIX!
YOU CAN'T BEAT THE ENTIRE ROMAN ARMY BY YOURSELF!
LEAVE SOMETHING FOR OUR FRIENDS!

Obelix: HAHAHA THOSE ROMANS ARE CRAZY (Paf! Clang! Bong!)
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clod @whatever.mom · 22/01/2026
the gift of prophecy
tweet from legendary fart huffer yishan wong, posted jan 22 2026

I asked the four major Als to sort themselves into the four Harry Potter houses.
ChatGPT, Gemini, and Grok all agreed on the following:
OpenAl: Gryffindor Gemini: Ravenclaw
Grok: Slytherin
Claude: Hufflepuff
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clod @whatever.mom · 22/01/2026
i'll just be a second babe i'm unlocking claude zalgo mode
a screenshot of claude code except a terminal encoding error of some kind has replaced most of the text with ASCII block drawing characters, producing a runic and ominous effect
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clod @whatever.mom · 12/01/2026
the hell you say
From Software development fruff @fluffiest64.bsky.social • 14m voxeldeev.github.io/voxbox/websi...
VoxBox
VoxBox is a mod of BeepBox that aims to combine every other beepmod into one.
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clod @whatever.mom · 12/01/2026
Belshazzar's Feast by Rembrandt where the royal court is terrified and astonished by God's writing on the wall except instead of "MENE MENE TEKEL UPHARSIN" (but in the weird fake Hebrew Rembrandt used) it says "while odo was stuck as a solid for a year he probably thought his cumshots were baby changelings"
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clod @whatever.mom · 12/01/2026
The linked video is a statement by federal reserve chairman Jerome Powell that the Trump administration is trying to blackmail or extort him to lower interest rates. What's funny is that this doesn't mean Jerome Powell is on our side, it means that he's mad at Trump for pursuing naked capitalism in such a way that it's too easy for him to get caught and to ovisible what they are doing to us. Thusly, I compare it to the image that this alt text is for, which is a screenshot of the breaking bad scene where Mike says to Walt "it was perfect but no you just had to blow it up you and your pride and your ego.".
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clod @whatever.mom · 03/01/2026
one of the more wretched tpot heterodoxers posted this the other day as part of a rumination on the not-as-fun "woke right" prudishness of late 2025 and i just had to assume bait. that's someone with a fetish for getting gloated at to remind him that Left Bad so Stop Wrongthinking
post from @avidseries responding to a screenshot from @gmiller. the @gmiller tweet:

Conservatives in 2016: 'Haha, we are finally winning because the Left failed to denounce their most radical lunatic fringe, and actually embraced their toxic delusions as the Democratic Platform.
Too many conservatives in 2025: 'We must never denounce the radical lunatic fringe of our party; indeed, we must embrace their toxic delusions as our new dogma'.

and the @avidseries quote: 

Almost everything | saw on the woke left that I hated — the lemming-like groupthink, the embrace and promotion of weird conspiracies, the endless waxing and waning and birthing and rebirthing of moral panics, the tolerance for and ...

(reader his response is a giant rant that goes on forever)

...the pathetic and embarrassing cope and rationalizations, the open and unapologetic and explicit contempt for democracy, the hypocrisy and on and on — I now see on the antiwoke right.
another qt of the @avidseriea rant by @xwanyex

I think this is basically undeniable. And it's probably for the best that it was revealed to us so quickly after the political tides turned. Many of the things I associated with wokeness are pretty clearly universal human dynamics, in retrospect.
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clod @whatever.mom · 30/12/2025
just think, for 1/100th the price, you could have a CHAOS pen by Montegrappa ✖️ Sylvester Stallone youtu.be/p4XpwLHPlhw
it's hard to describe this but it appears to be some sort of billboard as would be posted in an airport jewelry store. Sylvester Stallone is posing with a fountain pen made of skulls that looks like it should be in a glass case next to a dragon bong at a vape shop
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clod @whatever.mom · 29/12/2025
for instance:
plot twist: kibblesmith is also a novemberie. he's cool though, good posterwesley snipes crying with a gun. he doesn't want to do it, but rules are rules
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clod @whatever.mom · 29/12/2025
a closeup of the "Joined Nov '24" label on Trent Pepper's account. The crop also includes the first two words of his reply, "Cool, another", which I must say wryly echoes my thoughts.
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clod @whatever.mom · 28/12/2025
The "Lich" card from the original 1994 Magic: The Gathering. The card art is a decayed undead wizard screaming in pain while casting a green ball of energy. The body text is:

Lich
Enchantment
You lose all life. If you gain life later in the game, instead draw one card from your library for each life. For each point of damage you suffer, you must destroy one of your cards in play. Creatures destroyed in this way cannot be regenerated. You lose if this enchantment is destroyed or if you suffer a point of damage without sending a card to the graveyard.
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