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Abigail Welhouse

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what if I got really into ________ latest poetry chapbook: SMALL DOG 🐴 📚 🐕

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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
everything is a million dollars and everything is bad for you
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 25/09/2026
"In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave me some advice. 'Whenever you feel like criticizing someone,' he told me, 'just remember that not everyone had the advantages you’ve had. Some people have never even eaten at Culver’s.'" (Happy birthday, Fitz!) buff.ly/5Pt4hve
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The Great Lakes Gatsby
“In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave me some advice. ‘Whenever you feel like criticizing someone,’ he told me, ‘just remember that not ev...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026
IT IS TIME. buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
let the strength of your love propel you today. if that doesn't work, try spite
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
prediction: the fatigue caused by the sameness of AI "art" and "design" will lead to a resurgence of simple human art in popular culture. I'm thinking stick figures, hand turkeys, ghostly figures that are a Tootsie Roll pop with a kleenex on top
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you don't have to be legible to other people
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
get in, loser. we're writing in tiny notepads
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Evan Johnston @evanjohnstondesign.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Good news: HALLOWZINE IS FUNDED!!! Bad news: There's very little time left to order your copy. Back to good news: You can order that copy right here www.kickstarter.com/projects/hal...
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Hallowzine.ink IV!!!!
Scary stories, comics, poetry, and more for the Halloween season.
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
what if I get really into peanut butter & nutella sandwiches
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
People are always like ~I cOuLD NeVEr dAtE AnOthEr WRitEr!~ but do they know you could get married and then sit on the couch on Sunday afternoon submitting poems together to the same journal
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
is the peak of existence being a Brooklyn kid driving a realistic miniature toy car on the sidewalk
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
kind of a shame Benjamin Franklin wasn't around for the era of notes app apologies, I bet his would have been sick
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my bag is always too heavy but what am I supposed to do, NOT carry a comically oversized prop version of "The Bell Jar" everywhere I go?
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So sorry to hear this news about Rose Friedman. May her memory be a blessing.
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Don't tell the poets about rain
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Love to pet a horse on the nose. One of the few things they haven't turned into an app
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My job is Notebook
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Lord, help me to be the person my headshot thinks I am
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The meaning of life is to be inconvenienced
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Zach Welhouse @zachrpg.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's always a good day to post Griffin.
An albino dog with a pink nose and ears smiles like it's his birthday  He sits on the couch.
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
People are basically just horses
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hearing the latest discourse by wandering into an independent bookstore and eavesdropping on the workers, as God intended
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
what if I get really into buildings
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"Even in these dark summer nights, it’s true: moonlight is the sun’s secret crush on you."
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Moulin Rogue, a play about Don Quijote
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I was led to believe that ice cream socials would be a bigger part of life
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Laundry as more accurate diary
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
John Mayer was so right when he sang "your body is a wonderland"
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
John Mayer was so right when he sang "I am invincible as long as I'm alive"
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
anything is possible if you become annoying enough
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
it's not how many times you drop your screwdriver, but how many times you pick it back up
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
the urge to take your tiny notebook out of your bag in order to write a note to yourself to put your tiny notebook back in your bag...except oh, wait.
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
it's such a beautiful expression: "out of the blue." I texted you from out of the blue. that's where I come from: the blue. a little Maggie Nelson-coded honestly
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no. @joles.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
applying for jobs again
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question).

an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question:

"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.
 
it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.”

there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price

for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I feel like I had to do this
A ladder from the Weber brand that I added “Herzog” to
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
feels so rebellious to reject cookies. I'm a loner, Dottie
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
hiding in the bathroom, as a little treat
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I do believe in a future where I know things
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Rest in peace, Monty Roberts.
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Monty Roberts, Horse Trainer Who Preached Kindness, Dies at 91
His approach ran counter to centuries of conventional wisdom, and it won the enthusiastic approval of Queen Elizabeth II, with whom he became friends.
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
when organic blackberries are $1.83, I can't afford NOT to get them
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
to do a cart return shift at the Park Slope Food Co-op, you need comfortable shoes and an open heart
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
it's so fun to want things!
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
coming back online after two weeks away, so please tell me about any delightful things I've missed. my husband has informed me about Jimothy
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Sixteen Rivers Press @sixteenrivers.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A beautiful appreciation of Stephen Dobyns and his soulful poems . 💙
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periodicities : a journal of poetry and poetics @periodicities.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
newly posted: Gregory Crosby @monostich.bsky.social : Stephen Dobyns 1941-2026 / @uchicagopress.bsky.social @ampoetryreview.bsky.social ; periodicityjournal.blogspot.com/2026/07/greg...
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Gregory Crosby : Stephen Dobyns 1941-2026
The poet and novelist Stephen Dobyns died on June 14, at the age of eighty-five; I’d always admired the way he conducted his care...
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David J Bauman @davidjbauman.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Season 2launches Thursday. I know Bluesky does not use an algorithm so I would be immensely grateful for anything you feel comfortable doing to spread the word. Share this post, send it to a friend. Or go to inthreepoems.com and click that follow button so you can follow on your favorite platform.🐱❤️
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I don't think the dentist should be able to wish you a happy birthday without sending you a free tooth
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AI Moratorium for NYC Schools @aimoratoriumnyc.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Mayor Mamdani, New York's Artists Demand: Keep AI Out of Our Schools. https://bit.ly/ArtistsSayNoAI4Schools
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Once I become better than all of you at not comparing myself to others, I'm gonna be unstoppable
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Abigail Welhouse @welhouse.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
At my public high school, we had one day a week where all classes were shortened and we had designated "SSR" (Sustained Silent Reading) time. Who else had this? It was wonderful.
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