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Shannon aka Shamwow

@shannonxl.bsky.social
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Extremely strange human. Unsettlingly sincere about it. www.youtube.com/@shannonxxl shannonlippert.wordpress.com

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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's my birthday AND a short story of mine is in this amazing anthology!
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cannot believe that, of all people, Gerard Way knew about the milk fic before I did because I learned about it today
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"This show is far too wholesome and it's making me sad" - me
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
craving mushrooms (will make me ill) song stuck in my head (inspires profound feelings of grief) if we could harness the power of my mind's disquieting fixations we could replace the generators that light Times Square. we shouldn't do that though Times Square sucks
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Hannah Jane Goulden @hannahjane-goulden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
List made by someone who hasn’t seen The Vampire Diaries
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Damon's safeword is one of the most upsetting things you've ever told me." this is easily one of the best compliments I have received this year. Love that I dragged so many people into The Vampire Diaries fandom for that
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
kind of a shame Benjamin Franklin wasn't around for the era of notes app apologies, I bet his would have been sick
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This excerpt from my Masshole vampires monstrosity is all about regret, homicide, and boy math. #WIPSnips #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
Screenshot of a word document that reads: “What you did to Townes was fucked up. You know that, right?”
	Keir shrugged.
	“Kind of low on the list of fucked up shit I’ve done. You learn to let it go.” He slapped the turn signal, eyes on the road. “Especially when you’ve been alive for a while. The more time you spend worrying about the past the less time you have to do anything about it.”
	Esper crossed her arms.
	“How old are you?”
	“I was born in 1932. So that makes me… uh, I dunno, bad at math.”
	“Oh my god, you’re in your nineties?” Esper covered her mouth, fighting back a wave of revulsion. “You are so old!”
	“Oh, that’s the part that freaks you out? Not the vampire part?” He counted off items with his fingers splayed out against the steering wheel. “Or the super spy part? The part where I exploit and occasionally murder people for a living?”
	“All of it!” Esper rubbed her temples. “All of it is freaky, Keir.”
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
BUT THE PRICE IS ON THE CAN THO www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMUZ...
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Atlanta - S1E07 Arizona "The price is on the can, though."
YouTube video by Justclems992
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Another excerpt from my vampires vs. Massholes WIP. Are they fighting or are they flirting? Honestly with people from Boston the difference is rhetorical #writingcommunity #writingprompts
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“Lawrence!” Nia smacked his shoulder. “What the hell?”
	“You’re gonna be saying that a lot if you keep dating my brother,” Keir said with a smirk. “He’s insufferable.”
	“You’re not helping, Keir.” Lawrence winced, coughing. “I’m sorry, Nia. I don’t know what else to do.”
	“I could start helping,” Keir said. “If you tell me why you decided to help my shitty handler instead of turning her in like I assume you were supposed to. This one,” Keir pointed vaguely at Lawrence. “Just loves doing what he’s told.”
	“I can’t tell if you’re being gross or not, but either way, stop,” Esper said. “It’s distracting.”
	“Honey, even I can’t tell if I’m being gross or not,” Keir replied, wiggling his eyebrows at her. From what Nia could see, Esper was not impressed.
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
kelly's roast beef followed me on twitter. that's what elon musk took from me
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
god sometimes i fucking miss boston
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
once again my WIP is Masshole townies vs. vampires. Don't worry, this guy is about to get kicked in the face
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She glared at him. Too angry to scoff.
“Okay Dracula, you’re a vampire. And I’m out. For real this time.”
Nia was about to reach for the door again when something flickered out of the corner of her eye. It activated something primal in her, an instinct that told her she was in danger. Nia’s body froze. Slowly, as if being very still could keep her safe, she scanned Lawrence, searching for whatever it was that had set off alarm bells. 
The first thing she saw was his hand. His fingernails, which had been neat and blunt before, had extended into steely, talonlike points. Razor-sharp. Lawrence’s knuckles were white where he gripped his knee, as if he was restraining himself. Nia kept searching, eyes drawn upward. Lawrence’s eyes were wide, the pupils dark and deep. Like a cat about to pounce. Or maybe something larger than a cat. But that wasn’t the worst of it. No, the worst part was the two fangs peeking out from the corners of Lawrence’s mouth. His lips parted revealing a row of teeth, jagged and white as a shark’s.
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Masshole townies vs. vampires and as of chapter 15 the vampires are winning.
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“So are we going on the run? Because if we are, I need to pack.” Townes was already making a mental list of everything that she’d have to fit into her suitcase. Makeup kit, selfie stick, coordinating outfits. “We should hide somewhere warm. Cuba’s warm, right?”
	“We’re not going to Cuba,” Esper said as she reached the car. “And why the hell did you take my bat?”
	Townes rolled her eyes.
	“You got to use it last time.”
	“It’s my bat!”
	“It’s your shitty dad’s bat.” Townes hit the unlock button on her keychain. “Anyway, what are we gonna do about Nia? She’s not gonna want to run away with us after our attempted kidnapping.”
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Raccoons making toys - so charming and actually even more interesting than it already sounds www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHQD...
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I Discovered a New Behavior in Critically Endangered Pygmy Raccoons
YouTube video by Lochnessofficial
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
portrait of a lady('s pants) on fire www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGJS...
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You Can See Everything | Official Teaser HD | A24
YouTube video by A24
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
there's been a cricket outside my bedroom since yesterday and I love the little fella hope he finds a wife soon
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
ME!!! 🧡🩷💜 I love this story so much. I hope you do, too
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Love for Love's Sake (my short story) went up today!!! lesbianhistoricmotif.podbean.com/e/love-for-l... Come for the silly, sad, swordfighting lesbian situationship! Stay for my fixation on Julie d'Aubigny I adore the way this was read - made me fall in love with this story all over again
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Love for Love’s Sake by Shannon Lippert - The Lesbian Historic Motif Podcast Episode 350 | The Lesbian Historic Motif Podcast
Love for Love’s Sake by Shannon Lippert The Lesbian Historic Motif Podcast - Episode 350 with Heather Rose Jones This quarter’s fiction episode presents Love for Love’s Sake by Shannon Lippert, narrat...
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
we all have to be gayer and louder and sparkle all the brighter if they taught us anything it's how to give despair the middle finger
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
sedition & treason would be a really great drag king/drag queen duo
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
so appalled at teenage me for not coining the term "fuckin in dunkin" like who even was i
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I get the appeal of comforting, therapized characters in turbulent times. But I cannot relate. I want to see a catastrophe of a person throwing themself at a brick wall even though the door is right there, wide open, and easy to walk through. Trainwreck representation matters!
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Dismissing sexual abuse as a "seemingly" untenable problem is bananas. No longer engaging with someone who does that to you sounds like a healthy and reasonable choice!
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
reading classic books in high school is really important because you can catch yourself mid-therapy and say "wow I sound like Holden Caulfield right now" and fast-forward through your Catcher in the Rye bullshit to figure out what's really bothering you
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Kelly Barnhill @kellybarnhill.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
🧵 So my darlings, here's a little story about the importance of preventative health. Spoiler: I'm fine. I'm going to be just fine. I mean. Most likely. But one thing I know for absolutely certain, if I had delayed taking action by a year, or even six months, this would be a VASTLY different story.
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 08/08/2026
World Central Kitchen is on the ground in Spokane feeding folks displaced by the fires, so if you're looking for ways to help, here's a good option: donate.wck.org/campaign/829...
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Donate to World Central Kitchen
Your donation will help to provide fresh meals for those in need after disasters, and build long-term resilience in affected communities.
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My book club recently read It Had to be Him by Adib Khorram and we all loved it! A game someone in my friend group is playing is "hide some handmade art in our homes while visiting", so there's a funky scavenger hunt happening all the time now
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
mentioned that someone I went to middle school with got caught fucking in a dunkin donuts bathroom and someone tuned into that conversation to ask "did you grow up in Massachusetts or something?" so that's me perceived (s/o to all the townie Massholes out there violating leviticus in dunks rn)
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I was my grandma's favorite grandchild which I know because after she died all of my cousins came up to me and told me "yeah you were her favorite she let us know", which does explain why she gave me presents on other people's birthdays
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
50-50 on whether they mean the man or the rabbit
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
emotionally poisoning the entire friend group by exposing them to just enough toxic hetslop media that they get hooked
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
people touting AI as some sort of authorial tool are the kind of people you should never trust because they obviously do not have a TBR list. they seem to think there are not enough books to read and that books need to be produced faster. this problem does not exist. humans make plenty of books
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Susan Kaye Quinn is Writing Solarpunk 🌞🌱 @susankayequinn.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
WRITER FRIENDS: if you distribute books using INGRAM SPARK you *need* to fill out this opt-out form so they don't sell your books to AI corps to rip apart and feed to their machine for training AI.
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
now there's a tornado
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 21/07/2026
Getting into a time machine and offing whoever it was that decided “ethical porn” was about the content of the fantasy and not the treatment of the performers
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/07/2026
give these men complimentary tickets immediately
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
between the life-threatening heat, the wildfire smoke, and now the flash flood warning, it really feels like living in new york this week is a vindication for all the kids who kept getting told to play outside despite hating it out there
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
the thing about people reciting pi from memory is that I don't know pi from memory beyond 3.14 and I never double check so they could just be saying numbers and looking really confident and I'd never know
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I went to an open mic last week and coerced the audience into pretending to be my broke-ass Irish ancestors just so I could explain diet culture to them www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXA5...
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Speaking to my Ancestors (Open Mic @ Branded Saloon)
YouTube video by Shannon Lippert
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David J. Stuart @djstu.art · 14/07/2026
It's not the entire point of this amazing blog post, but "Here we go, a steampunk anti-colonial enemies-to-lovers hurt/comfort fic where two nondescript cartoons chastely hold hands in space" had me wheezing.
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Condolences also to the mid 30s/40s people who needed their elderly parents to explain autoerotic asphyxiation to them. Not sure how you thought you got here but it turns out they invented fucking three, maybe even four generations ago
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/07/2026
DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
american red cross I would love to donate blood and help you solve this shortage you keep calling me about, but the closest blood drives are in New Jersey, and I am simply not willing to go there
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unforth | Claire Houck | Duck Prints Press @duckprintspress.com · 09/07/2026
The Kickstarter for our next anthology, Wild and Full of Marvels: Queer Fanworks Inspired by Folklore and Fairy Tales, launched yesterday, and we’re already almost 50% funded and a “Project We Love”! Check out the campaign and see what all the fuss is about: www.kickstarter.com/projects/duc...
A banner with text that reads Wild and Full of Marvels Queer Fanworks Inspired by Folklore and Fairy Tales. Beside this is a book cover of a book with the same title as that text, with artwork showing two women, one a light skinned mermaid adjusting her hair and waving, the other a darker skinned fisherwoman exchanging a flirty look with the mermaid. In the upper right hand corner of the banner is a circular badge that says PROJECT WE LOVE KICKSTARTER, and the Duck Prints Press logo is in the lower left corner.
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Fellow authors: without any context, what's the first line of your current WIP? "The night that Esperanza Greyson became a vampire’s prey, she was too busy breaking into the local police precinct to notice."
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I went to an open mic last week and coerced the audience into pretending to be my broke-ass Irish ancestors just so I could explain diet culture to them www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXA5...
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Speaking to my Ancestors (Open Mic @ Branded Saloon)
YouTube video by Shannon Lippert
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Shannon aka Shamwow @shannonxl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
didn't realize the DC fireworks show wasn't starting until 11pm. At night!! The president (derogatory) is already sunsetting by 6. He's going to think they finally got him drafted to Vietnam
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