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Dubious Mitch

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The Last Desperado

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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 2h
Multiple genders? In THIS economy??
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 2h
When everybody has the same gender, then NOBODY will have a gender!
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 8h
Chess .com is really laying it on thick these days, isn't it?
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
How it started:
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Big W for the Never Resigners:
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“You have to be nice to the AI that we own and control“
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I meant of the likely 2028 POTUS candidates, of which it's only really AOC from that list. I love Ilhan and Tlaib. Both have far stronger backbones than AOC.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A chesscom 1800 would lose like 4 games out of 5 to a USCF 1720.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sure, man. Whatever you say.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Which of them aren’t? AOC maybe (and I prefer her) but she makes me nervous as a national candidate.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He might be the POTUS candidate we need, tbh
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ended my tactics practice on a high note with a great solve. Really tricky one here, black to move.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't understand how I'm getting into so much damn trouble in my openings lately. Same repertoire, same rating, I never had so much trouble in this phase of the game before.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My game has been on a bit of a rollercoaster lately, but this was a fun win. I love these kinds of positions.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Time pressure blunder. Saw the problem and the winning f3 immediately after
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I want to die
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sometimes you just gotta hit them with the dubious trap, lol (it worked)
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Playing decent chess today
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I like to think I've made more than a few chess players throughout the years rethink their opening repertoire
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Actually watched it for the first time somewhat recently, it’s so so good
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Grima Wormtongue whispering to an infeebled Theoden
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My cat, after I open the door to the garage that she’s been crying to be let out of for the last 30 minutes:
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Homogenization is the new Solidarity
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This very common QGD position scores so poorly for black you can't even see the win % in the Lichess master database...
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And another thing, why is this the most common 4th move I face in the QGD??
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Confirmed he's never been to a 4th of July BBQ
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My opponent resigned here...??
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Squirrel Nutkin has his revenge
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kinkshaming kinkshaming as a kink (supportively)
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was going to say, this sounds like a fight-or-flight response. I also wonder if her daughter could be having frequent nightmares or night terrors?
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/weez...
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am trash at blitz
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Crazy that someone can play >28,000 games on Lichess and still lose--in blitz--TO ME--this badly.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Seems to suggest that Communism is an appropriate amount of liberalism somewhere else.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Biology isn’t my strong suit so idk about the plauge route.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Even launching every nuke on Earth, from my understanding, wouldn’t likely kill all humans. Plausibly a majority.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
2 seems more likely, I’m not sure nukes can launched without some sort of physical presence? In either case, I don’t think humanity fully goes extinct but yeah obviously it would be very bad and most people die.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
But idk maybe the AI hacks his brain so that he doesn’t do that 🤷‍♂️
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Pretty sure the AI apocalypse ends when an electrical technician flips the big switch off on the datacenter.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Finally, LLMs have advanced to the point where we can fully outsource artistic expression, and humanity can focus on activities that provide true spritual enrichment, like Securities Fraud.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Had a dream about an Iranian Matisyahu but instead of rapping about God, he was rapping about the Shah
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 02/09/2026
Remembering a great post
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped
Two eggplants on a countertop. One is short and wide and the other is lotall and skinny
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Anakin/padme star wars meme

I'm going to curtail civil liberties and increase economic hardships

But you'll keep the public appeased with magnificent military triumphs, right?
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We can’t know why God allows genocide to happen, He just works in mysterious ways, but also, we definitely know his opinions on same sex marriage.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Uhhh?
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Full game:
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Black decided to settle for a threefold repetition on the kingside, which was odd to me given they had plenty of time on the clock: much more than I.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Qb4? is met with Nd5+! Giving white a protected passer with a formidable bishop pair after Bxd5 exd5. Black actually only has one move here to hold a winning advantage and it's Qd2, policing the passed pawn, but play instead continued Qe1? Bc7! And the position is equal!
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