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dot Black @wedge.black · 03/10/2026
Not only is Topping Books packed with books and *customers*, but you get to use the library ladders!
Tall packed bookshelves and a leaning ladder attached to a metal rail.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 20/09/2026
i wonder how long #Apocalypse can go before there’s an intervention to stop Scott from roping his teammates to trees as bait for coyotes. it’s taken Channel 4 a year to produce this show and maybe six months to edit, so i reckon it was weird-tough to do.
Scott in green beanie and camo. Built.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 13/09/2026
Simple, secure life: 1. Install ‘Firefox Focus’ on mobile 2. Set as default browser 3. Tap any link from social, knowing you’re protected 4. Send any page to your normal browser in two taps 5. Use your normal fave mobile browser for important browsing. I no longer have 100 tabs on mobile :)
Logo firefox focus.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 13/09/2026
I know, without a shadow of doubt, my dog loves me and / or cheese.
Dog stood near fridge, black and white spaniel.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 10/09/2026
west coast or east coast it’s always the best coast strange we don’t have a north or south coast. so strange
The sun low over the sea, rays shine on wet sand. A groyne diagonal.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 08/09/2026
Can’t stand these sort of signs and the pathetic thought processes behind them. Nobody who throws rocks cares. “Oh well there wasn’t a sign, so…” The council is pandering.
A sign on a concrete wall overlooking a children’s park. “Please DO NOT throw rocks into the pool”
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dot Black @wedge.black · 07/09/2026
Having what might be dairy-based cheese with my state-sanctioned protein block today. Overseer Eleven 38 says that blocks will be replaced with pills within the year.
A rectangular cuboid of ruddish brown matter with a dry skin, on a bed of mixed vegetables with a slice of orange and speckled cheese.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 27/08/2026
too many RIPs
Red dwarf everybody’s dead dave.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 23/08/2026
Did Roseberry Topping, but then went further, to the hagiographic Captain Cook monument. Ate apples and blackberries straight from the tree / bush
Me rolling my sleeve up, stood on a hill path with rolling parched landscape behind benesth. Roseberry Topping 310m hooked peak, hill in distance. Stone wall trees and heather foreground. Carved stone, many many words about Captain  Cook cemented in to a rough stone obelisk. Words might say: IN MEMORY DE
THE CELEBRATED CIRCUMNAVICATOR CART JAMES COOK F.R. S.
A MAN IN NAUTICAL ANDYLEDCE INFERIOR TO NONE, IN ZEAL PRUDENCE AND ENERCY SUPERIOR TO MOST RECARDLESS OF DANCER HE OPENED AN INTERCOURSE WITH THE FRIENDLY ASLE'S AND WTHER PARTS OF THE SOUTHERN HEMISPRERE, HE NAS BORN WE MARTON OCT-274 12 AND MASSACRED AT OWYHEE FEB:
TO THE INEXPRESSOLE GRIEF OF HIS COUNT RYMEN.
THALE THE ART OF NAVICAPION SHALL BE CULTIVATED AMONG MEN WHILE THE SPIRIT OFENTERPRISE.
COMMERCEAND PERLANCHROR Y SHALL ANMATE
THE SONS OF BRITAIN WHILE IT SHALL BE DEENED TIL HONCUE OF A CHRISTIAN NATION TE SPREAD COUTZ ATON AND THE BLESSINGS O
PRISTIAN FALLAMONG PAGAN AND SA
TRIBES
SO LONG WILL THEN ME OF CAP
• COOK
STAND OUT AMONG THE MOSE GELEBRATED AND MOST ADMIRED BENDIACTORS OF T
ELHUMAN RACE
AS A TOLEN OF RESPECT FOR AND ADMIBATION OF THE GREAT.
M417
THIS MONUMENT NAS CRECTED BY
CRORERT CAMPION ESOS OF WHIERY
HE PORMISCION OF THE OWNER OF THE EA CLEMERSON ESOS IT WAS RESTOBER HE READERS OF THENORTH EASTESTwo fellas in the distance on a dirt path bounded by light trees. A hill behind. Black whir sosniel closer to camera.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 21/08/2026
Es windig
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dot Black @wedge.black · 21/08/2026
i want you to show you this dog again
On sofa, but his head is right against the arm so his hair is mussed. Big floppy ear. Side eye makes him look like a womble. Black and white springer spaniel type dog.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 20/08/2026
This jade plant is so small, instead of growing fat leaves it’s starting with cup-like cotyledons.
Tiny plant in dark soil. Three leaves, two of which are fleshy cylinders.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 20/08/2026
LARGER PIECES OF PACKAGING RECYCLE MORE EASILY — says the KitKat that can only be recycled at a supermarket. So, um, just how easy, then?
Back of a KitKat wrapper: did you know? LARGER PIECES OF PACKAGING RECYCLE MORE EASILY - TRY TO OPEN THIS WRAPPER IN ONE PIECE! Recycle at store. Don’t recycle at home. 
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dot Black @wedge.black · 18/08/2026
My local LLM talks to itself about my requests.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 18/08/2026
Regret not buying him while in Harrogate.
Gryphon stone statue (concrete) looking like a stylised regal / judgy eagle. Out of focus gternery.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 16/08/2026
How old is my clematis? 🌺
A 22 cm diameter trunk.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 12/08/2026
i just couldn’t get it up til now
The moon eating the sun from below, looks like a diamond ring. Hazy cloud cover.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 12/08/2026
Is this anything
The moon eating the Sun from below there’s cloud cover and it looks like a diamond ring
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dot Black @wedge.black · 08/08/2026
What have I done?! Fully stripped, but now I have all these holes to fill.
A razor-stripper points ominously at the last vestiges of wet wallpaper. Stripped wall with pale paint and holes in the very old plaster
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dot Black @wedge.black · 07/08/2026
Suspension of disbelief? I’ve heard of it. I will likely regret watching The Last House (Netflix); the trailer shows the family trapped in their home for years(?) and growing crops in their front room to feed themselves. Oh ok 🌾🌽
Family look put of their window
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dot Black @wedge.black · 29/07/2026
Dressed up for a potential client meeting (shirt and no trousers) ☀️🌡️
Red fox character in a suit. Cozy caravan game.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 24/07/2026
how’d we do, folk?
A labour leaflet (white text on red) with monochrome photo of kier starmer stood to attention. Text says: My first steps for
change
1. Deliver Economic Stability
2. Cut NHS waiting times
3. Launch a new Border Security Command
4. Set up Great British Energy
5. Crack down on antisocial behaviour
6. Recruit 6,500 new teachers
labour.org.uk/firststeps
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dot Black @wedge.black · 23/07/2026
just unbelievable
Screwfix adhesive spray can “permanent or temporary fix”.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 18/07/2026
oh so this is new. 🌊
Three large metal struts bolted together with angles. Could be part of a roof, a hoist, a boat. Could weigh a ton. On pebbles and beach sand. Beach.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 12/07/2026
Sea sandwort establishing a home, despite the infrequent but regular high tides. Also, my dog puts himself anywhere my attention falls.
Large irregular pebbles, with a bulging green succulent plant spreading. My black and white spaniel stands on the green carpet, looking at us, tongue lolling.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 12/07/2026
This is the end of the world; three meters of clay-rich earth, protecting and being the very land under our feet.
Alt text:

A tall, reddish-brown eroding coastal cliff rises sharply from a wide sandy beach under an overcast sky. Deep vertical cracks and exposed roots are visible in the cliff face, while the beach stretches into the distance with scattered seaweed, a few distant walkers, and low headlands on the horizon.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 10/07/2026
Reeling at this promo pic of my town. I’ve highlighted the things that never happen here, and the people that don’t exist outside London.
A highstreet, mostly the paving, but everyone in the foreground has been added - the attractive family, the barista, the Black man, the two mates, the tour group. The child playing. Please,
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dot Black @wedge.black · 03/07/2026
So this is the crow with the damage wing and I get to feed them properly today.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 02/07/2026
Another hard day in the SharePoint fields – it’s harvest time!
Dog on dirt path, turning to look, amidst golden barley and green grasses.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 26/06/2026
A cooler evening out with a mate.
The cure on stage.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 24/06/2026
Rahul Kohli just left Bluesky. Oof, this is damning. I mean, I won’t last another year on *any* network, but this is damning aye.
I've wanted to reduce the apps I have on my phone and the social media accounts I've accumulated.
Unfortunately I can't find a decent reason to use Bluesky and it's on the chopping block.
If we're close enough, text me if you need me, and if we're internet friends I'll see you on Insta DM's
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dot Black @wedge.black · 14/06/2026
At last! I’m getting in!
Email from ‘Tomaz” to “Wordpress Team”:

Based on the membership criterion of the Illuminati, we find you are of great interest in possession of a good mastery of manual dexterity and academic proficiency. With this, we look at you as the class that will be the platform for which you stand to meet the wealthy people who can raise you to wealth, power, fame and glory. I strongly recommend that you join us in the Illuminati. Joining us you become wealthy and live the life you desire. Do you accept the offer?
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dot Black @wedge.black · 11/06/2026
Yes! Imma watch Memento in chronological order — my power knows no bounds.
Holding up the Momento DVD cardboard box
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dot Black @wedge.black · 10/06/2026
After a short run of insomnia, I needed this.
Apple sleep tracking graph showing over 8 hours of sleep. Some deep, some REM. Mostly core sleep.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 07/06/2026
Not to diss polyamory, but it’s not possible to have 970 partners, not concurrently at least. In all seriousness, the web under capitalism is gross.
A tv screen showing terms for the ‘no streaming service. It says Now and our 970 partners use cookies …
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dot Black @wedge.black · 06/06/2026
Do you have a kite festival? Sucks to be you then. Redcar has a kite festival. Lots of dogs and food trucks too, although a great many children too.
Colourful kites flying over a wide sandy beach under dramatic grey clouds, with people watching from the shore and tents set up on the sand.Nine kites against bright and dark clouds. Large purple cuttlefish or trilobite -shaped kite flying over a sandy beach, with offshore wind turbines and a cloudy grey sky in the background.Large green lizard-shaped kite flying low over a sandy beach, with a yellow smiley-face kite above it, other colourful kites nearby, offshore wind turbines, and dark grey clouds in the background.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 06/06/2026
Watching ‘Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil’ (1997) and “The Lady Chablis” is played by Chablis Deveau, a trans woman. She almost stars! Directed by… Clint Eastwood – tell me, how has everyone become so panicked and mean in these more recent decades?
A Black woman in a wide-brimmed hat with a veil, large pearl-drop earrings and red lipstick, cut but formal black top with shoulder pads. Sat with wood panels behind, as if in a court room.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 05/06/2026
Is that a repair rig? And a heron on the beach! How curious.
A four legged mini rig, with a tall crane right next to a wind turbine. Sea. A heron stood hunched on the shoreline.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 29/05/2026
Just for today, if my dog don’t care neither do you
Close up of spaniel snoot, his body small. Grass. One superb trainer (on my foot).
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dot Black @wedge.black · 28/05/2026
Aloe Vera, Tiger (stripy). Can survive damage and drought, but must not be overwatered.
Close-up of two houseplants under warm indoor light: a striped succulent with sharp green leaves rising from behind a soft, purple-edged leafy plant.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 28/05/2026
Yeah peace lilies are good, but you could go bigger.
Up shot of big leaved fig lit by window.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 27/05/2026
WHY are they developing a new path? (Right.) Destructive, unnecessary, and only saves 2.1 seconds. To whomst do I complain?
Two sandy foot-worn trails through scrubby grass. The left is established and curves to the right. The left one is newer and straighter, directly going to the same spot as the the other. A crow is stood.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 19/05/2026
Mentally, spiritually, and etherically, I’m still here, but physically and contractually I’m at my desk.
Night view of St. Mary’s Basilica in Kraków’s Main Market Square, illuminated against the dark sky. A line of traditional horse-drawn carriages waits on the cobbled square, with historic Gothic and Renaissance buildings glowing warmly in the background. Atmospheric, quiet, and distinctly medieval.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 17/05/2026
Same setting but now it looks like someone has used AI to slide two dodgy looking guys into the pic.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 17/05/2026
A young man in a leather trenchcoat walked up to us from nowhere, and bid us follow. Through some other door and down steep stairs.
Me sat against a well lit sign that says W Rabbit and co magic spot. I am wearing a frumpy jumper.  Purple hair glasses slight beard, handsomely young.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 17/05/2026
Saw this in the Japanese Museum of Art and Technology and then bought one.
So it look like a flute with flute paddles over the holes yet it has a saxophone input and extra pipe. Whit plastic. Yamaha brand. Museum setting, plain white background with info card in Polish.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 16/05/2026
An excavated burial pit with horse skull.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 16/05/2026
If I’ve told you once I’ve told you a thousand times
A sign in like a museum setting. Says: Please do not throw coins into the horse burial.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 15/05/2026
I’m gonna say it - you do not have enough baguette casseroles in your life.
A fast food menu, apparently serving toasted bagette caser
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dot Black @wedge.black · 15/05/2026
Now where am i?
Me sat at wooden green tables in dappled sun shade. Likely a cafe on a quiet street.
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