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Writer. Editor. Husband. Uncle. Gardener. Baker. Pet dad. Theater lover. Comics reader.

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Web Behrens @webbehrens.bsky.social · 6h
Hilarious that two of the dumbest #Survivor decisions ever — from Ana and Rhode Island Rob — both just happened in one episode.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Incredible. First Secretary Mullin claimed that DHS had identified 15,903 noncitizens on Nevada’s voter roll. Then DHS officials told a skeptical Nevada, no no no, that’s just people we flagged. Here are the names of 185 people we KNOW aren’t citizens. All 185 were citizens. DHS got 100% wrong.
When the Department of Homeland Security sent Nevada a list of 185 names last month that it claimed identified noncitizens who had been improperly allowed to register to vote, state election officials got to work.
On Tuesday, the state sent a strongly worded rebuke to the federal government: Every single person on the list was a lawful citizen.
"As for the 185 individuals, our records indicate that they were citizens," Greg D. Ott, a deputy attorney general in Nevada, wrote, according to a copy of a letter sent to Department of Homeland Security officials obtained through open records requests.
"You have provided nothing of substance to suggest otherwise."Following the meeting, Ms. Vogt sent a clarifying email to Nevada officials. "I also wanted to be sure I clarified that we did not reduce the 15,903 to 185," she wrote. "We've manually reviewed some of the 15,903 and confirmed 185 are not U.S. Citizens."
Now, Nevada officials are saying even that 185 number is wrong. They also took issue with a letter D.H.S. sent them in early September, in which the agency reiterated its initial claims about nearly 16,000 noncitizens on the rolls and pressured state officials to review each case in a letter to Nevada officials in early September.
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Gabriel Lezra @gabelezra.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The work of justice is to plant trees under whose shade you may never sit; and the fight against organized oligarchy, against the immense power of concentrated money, is often a battle for a sunrise you may never see. But one day, someone, somewhere, will sit under a tree, watching the sun rise.
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Totally agree. I'm typing this on a computer that fits in your hand, but holds more information than was used to put Apollo 11 on the moon. That took 50 years. First, though, somebody had to invent math.
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Comic Book Yeti @comicbookyeti.com · 21/09/2026
Just gonna leave this here for…reasons.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Expanding the Supreme Court is a popular idea, pass it on
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Web Behrens @webbehrens.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it? 😭 Billy Elliott: “She was just me mam.”
A very young Jamie Bell in the film “Billy Elliott.”
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Worth noting, as Macklemore was banned by NFL owners in what will be dubbed "fighting antisemitism", that Kanye, who - sold merch with swastikas - said on Alex Jones that he idolizes Hitler - tweeted he was "going Defcon 3 on Jewish people" is currently on a multi-city tour of NFL stadiums
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
let it shut down. then in a couple of years or however long it takes seize the copious ill-gotten gains from all the various cronies and use it to fund knocking down the ballroom and arch then airlift the rubble to mar-a-lago and dump it on the lawn
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You know a political party is doing well when it’s trying to bribe people to vote for its candidates.
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Seriously, the proper response to someone admitting to using generative AI in their writing is “wow it must suck to be so lazy and untalented, have you considered doing something you’re actually suited to”
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
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After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The facts you need to know to explain that what Trump is doing has nothing to do with supposed noncitizen voting and everything to do with preventing eligible Americans from casting their ballots. substack.com/home/post/p-...
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That is an incidence rate of… 0.00547% The voter fraud allegations you’ve been sold are blatantly and provably false.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Springfield Ohio bullshit is like, the most pronounced and clear cut example of American moral rot I’ve seen in forever. Literally asking Haitians to come to revitalize your hollowed-out community, and then subjecting them to this racial terror and humiliation after they do? Fucking hell
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Then the Haitians did it The Right Way. And now after Americans lured them here and practically begged them to come to Springfield — Springfield! — now they’re having Trump’s armed secret police inflicted on them, and being told they all need to go back to an incredibly dangerous place or else
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 27/08/2026
I recall in the 1990s a Texan comedian had a joke that went something like, "My uncle told me, 'When I think about two men having sex together it makes me sick!' So I said, 'Well, stop thinking about it then.'"
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Mired in a shooting war with Iran and a trade war with Canada when we could have just not done either of those, totally voluntary completely stupid national self-harm.
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Julia Barton @bartona104.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hate to break it to all the bots, but there is no longer such a thing as "mainstream media" in the US. There are some good journalists and editors approaching total burnout, a large ring of freelancers trying to hang on, and a larger group who are either unemployed or now in other professions.
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Matthew Dowd @matthewjdowd.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
So so awesome. Way to go Minnesota and Alaska. Brava.
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Web Behrens @webbehrens.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hit dogs holler.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 15/08/2026
I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 14/08/2026
They used to call this malware.
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ChatGPT just learned to watch everything you do on your Mac
ChatGPT Computer History tracks your Mac activity to build a searchable timeline, no screenshots involved.
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Web Behrens @webbehrens.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
As the OP noted earlier: Kornacki getting word that Wisconsin election officials fucked up is pure cinema. And now the sequence lands with a masterpiece of a soundtrack.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
There's so much psychotic shit in this story about Max Miller, but this part of his origin story might be the weirdest
Trump quickly came to see Miller almost as a surrogate son, in large part due to his innate talent for knowing just what nostalgic show tune at what precise moment—“Memory” from Cats, for example—would succeed at talking Trump off the ledge of an incipient meltdown. In those days, senior White House staffers would summon Trump’s “Music Man” when the president became grouchy, “so [Miller] could check on the order of the songs.”
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Dan DeFreest @dandefreest.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Blanche was confirmed as AG. Just a reminder: The last time a president appointed an attorney he had personal ties to, was when Nixon appointed his law partner and campaign manager John Mitchell. Mitchell ended up disbarred and spent 2 yrs in prison for his role as AG protecting Nixon.
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
CURIOSITY HAS BEEN ON MARS FOR 14 YEARS!! HAPPY LANDIVERSARY CURIOSITY!!
Curiosity Mars rover selfie
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Web Behrens @webbehrens.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It's always exciting to watch my secret second husband narrate the primary election returns on his Kornacki Cam. Explaining a state's electoral history! Crunching voting data on the fly! Parsing the granular details of demographics, county by county and district by district! DAMN I love a hot wonk.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm just going to keep screaming this until I'm hoarse, but until Trump the norm -- for 50 years -- was that sitting presidents had their taxes audited by the IRS and released to the public to show they were clean. But Trump refused repeatedly, and sued when his return was leaked, and now ... this
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
What the US government is doing to Dr. Fauci is the embodiment of what they are doing to scientific infrastructure overall.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This is a massive scandal. Not "should be," but "is."
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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 30/07/2026
A #BlueskyLullaby for tonight: Today brought the heartbreaking news that the Irish musician Glen Hansard died in an accident. He and Markéta Irglová won an Oscar for Best Original Song for this duet from their indie movie 'Once.' R.I.P. See you around. www.youtube.com/watch?v=agf4...
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Falling Slowly
YouTube video by Glen Hansard - Topic
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Murshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“Trump has rejected disaster aid for Democratic-run states at the highest rate in the 47-year history of the Federal Emergency Management Agency.” Right now people in blue states are basically paying federal taxes as if they’re colonized territories of red states. www.politico.com/news/2026/03...
Trump has denied most disaster requests from Democratic-led states

A graph  showing Presidential approval rates for disaster requests from Democratic-led states and Republican-led states

Source: POLITICO's E&E News analysis of FEMA records
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Truly absurd headline. And most importantly, grossly factually inaccurate. Beyond any reasonable doubt, Trump is a sociopath; he does not grieve, nor is he capable of grief. Even if journalists are too timid to report that truth, they should not report the contrary as truth.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The proper response to anyone pushing this is -- you know this is pathetic, right? We don't do this shit with actually popular presidents, much less the shitbag no one likes.
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Muppets Canterbury Tales when?
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
run them out of every part of polite society. years ago sarah huckabee sanders was asked to leave a restaurant and there was much clutching of pearls, but this is exactly what SHOULD happen when you enable a fascist regime.
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Gabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Seeing some “Tate dresses like a gay man” comments and wanted to say two things: 1. Nothing wrong with being a gay man/fuck homophobia. 2. Y’all need some gay friends because I have many and not one of them would dress like that even for Halloween.
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A.A. Dowd @aadowd.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
THE ODYSSEY's instantly, predictably enormous success is Exhibit #32176 that the right wing's grievance-farming operation is not some great American cultural shift. Most people don't give a shit about their petty crusades.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 16/07/2026
OK.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Isn't it weird that this week a currently sitting president had to pay a woman MILLIONS of dollars for *raping* (and defaming) her—and the media has forgotten all about it? There was a time that this would have been the ONLY story—until the rapist was driving from office.
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Steph Cha @stephcha.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is an utter humiliation. Infuriating but also kind of satisfying, and I hope it’s watched by everyone in this man’s life, his kids, his friends, his doctors. I know these people have no shame, but imagine getting burned like this on television and having to go outside again. Hats off to Ossoff.
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James Goodwin @jamesgoodwin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My god. The Heritage Foundation, which mercilessly attacked transgender kids in order to protect the "integrity of women's sports," is now attacking the legal basis for women's sports. The transgender student decision is barely 2 weeks old.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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Laura Helmuth @laurahelmuth.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham was ashamed of what he should have been proud of and proud of what he should have been ashamed of.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
People deserve to be remembered for who they were. Lindsey Graham tried on many different skins and ultimately settled on the very worst version of himself. There were, at one point, a few shreds of something you could call principles--not many, but they existed. There were none at the end.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham spent the last decade of his life in public service as a US Senator, trying hard to be remembered as an enemy of the Constitution who worked to destroy American democracy and exhibited occasional signs that he knew why that was bad but kept doing it anyway. I will honor his choice.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The truth is coming out. Just like we said yesterday, ICE is using the same story we’ve seen time and time again. As more facts emerge, that narrative continues to fall apart. Imagine that, ICE lied. Accountability starts with the truth.
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Zac Whittenburg @trailerpilot.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If you’ve never heard Justin Vivian Bond and Kenny Mellman — as cabaret act Kiki and Herb — cover “Total Eclipse of the Heart” at Carnegie Hall, there’s never been a better day to rectify that than today.
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Kiki And Herb · Will Die For You · Song · 2001
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