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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Pyramids
It will certainly show what our ancestors would be thinking if they were alive today. People have often speculated about this. Would they approve of modern society, they ask, would they marvel at present-day achievements? And of course this misses a fundamental point. What our ancestors would really be thinking, if they were alive today, is: "Why is it so dark in here?”
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Interesting Times
“But there are causes worth dying for,” said Butterfly.
“No, there aren’t! Because you’ve only got one life but you can pick up another five causes on any street corner!”
“Good grief, how can you live with a philosophy like that?”
Rincewind took a deep breath.
“Continuously!”
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Micah @rincewind.run · 24/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from The Last Hero
"That's seven," said Vena. "Seven of us, against one of him. Seven against one.
And he thinks he's going to save the world.
And he knows who we are and he's still going to fight us..."
"You think he's a hero?" cackled Mad Hamish. "Hah! Wha' kind o' hero works for forty-three dollars a month? Plus allowances!"
But the cackle was all alone in the sudden quietness. The Horde could calculate the particular mathematics of heroism quite quickly.
There was, there always was, at the start and finish... the Code. They lived by the Code. You followed the Code, and you became part of the Code for those who followed you. The Code was it. Without the Code, you weren't a hero. You were just a thug in a loincloth.
The Code was quite clear. One brave man against seven... won. They knew it was true. In the past, they'd all relied on it. The higher the odds, the greater the victory.
That was the Code.
Forget the Code, dismiss the Code, deny the Code... and the Code would take you.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Mort
The only thing known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Wheedle. He reasoned like this: you can't have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir instantaneously. Presumably, he said, there must be some elementary particles -- kingons, or possibly queons -- that do this job, but of course succession sometimes fails if, in mid-flight, they strike an anti-particle, or republicon. His ambitious plans to use his discovery to send messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order to modulate the signal, were never fully expanded because, at that point, the bar closed.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a classroom of young students are sitting at their desks. The teacher responds to a question from a crustacean sitting in the back row, “No… a Japanese spider crab can’t run for office.” Panel 2: the spider crab is hard at work, leafing through a pile of books in a dimly lit library. Panel 3: the spider crab stands proudly at a podium in front of a crowd; behind him is the American Flag. People in the crowd are excitedly cheering, video recording the crab on their phones, and holding a flag that reads: YES WE CRAB.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Biblically Accurate VLC Instance
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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from The Truth “So... we have what the people are interested in, and human interest stories, which is what humans are interested in, and the public interest, which no one is interested in.”
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Weaver@home @weaver0.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Apparently my game store is about to get screwed by wpn because none of the regulars remember getting a post event survey. With the store as a whole getting 1 and no response on it
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Wintersmith
It was lonely on the hill, and cold. And all you could do was keep going. You could scream, cry, and stamp your feet, but apart from making you feel warmer, it wouldn’t do any good. You could say it was unfair, and that was true, but the universe didn’t care because it didn’t know what “fair” meant. That was the big problem about being a witch. It was up to you. It was always up to you.
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MAGFest - The Music and Gaming Festival @magfest.org · 18/09/2026
Y'all. We did know we would sell out eventually but we did NOT know we would sell out in less than 12 hours. We are currently SOLD OUT of badges. Please stay tuned into our social media accounts and newsletters for any and all updates we may have. We just need some rest. 🥲
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austinbroth.bsky.social @austinbroth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You can put regular sized shoes on Sora in Fortnite and it looks insane
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MAGFest - The Music and Gaming Festival @magfest.org · 18/09/2026
We’re expected to potentially sell out of badges at some point throughout the night. I know, we’re as shocked as you guys are. Try to get your badge as soon as you can! 😬
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Micah @rincewind.run · 16/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Snuff
Aristocrats don't notice philosophical conundra. They just ignore them. Philosophy includes contemplating the possibility that you might be wrong, sir, and a real aristocrat knows that he is always right. It's not vanity, you understand, it's built-in absolute certainty. They may sometimes be as mad as a hatful of spoons, but they are always definitely and certainly mad.
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Weaver@home @weaver0.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love vintage cube, but any time in a blue control lane I always hating the deck and can't actually understand how people enjoy the play pattern.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a man sitting at a restaurant table. He is sweating. He says "Y-you have beautiful eyes".
The second panel zooms in on the man's face. He says, "I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous."
In panel three we see that a biblically accurate angel is sitting on the other side of the table.
In panel four we zoom in on the angel's face, who says "BE NOT AFRAID".
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Old Hobbes 🔜 Private Practice @hobbesq.bolasgang.com · 16/09/2026
Oh no she hot
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Reaper Man
ALL THINGS THAT ARE, ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION. AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY. LORD, WILL YOU GRANT ME JUST A LITTLE TIME? FOR THE PROPER BALANCE OF THINGS. TO RETURN WHAT WAS GIVEN. FOR THE SAKE OF PRISONERS AND THE FLIGHT OF BIRDS.

Death took a step backwards.

It was impossible to read expression in Azrael's features.

Death glanced sideways at the servants.

LORD, WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?
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Trekkie Bill 🖖🏻 @trekkiebill.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Micah @rincewind.run · 12/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Monstrous Regiment “Stopping a battle is much harder than starting it. Starting it only requires you to shout ‘Attack!’ but when you want to stop it, everyone is busy.”
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Micah @rincewind.run · 11/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Thief of Time 'Every society needs a cry like that, but only in a very few do they come out with the complete, unvarnished version, which is “Remember-The-Atrocity-Committed-Against-Us-Last-Time-That-Will-Excuse-The-Atrocity-That-We’re-About-To-Commit-Today!"'
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 12/09/2026
Brother Herbert and The Abbot busting out some classic shrewgrass jams
banjo shrew rocking outthe abbot shredding on the mandolin
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Ally Roth @alinaisyou.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lindsay Ellis Did A Mean Tweet At Me Once: The Book
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Small Gods “Fear is a strange soil. It grows obedience like corn, which grow in straight lines to make weeding easier. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground.”
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The Hedonistic Pervert @photonmarie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
new kirby game
BREAKING NEWS

BELOVED FAT FUCK GETS NEW GAME

BELOVED FAT FUCK KIRBY GETS NEW GAME RELEASED, OBAMA: "I LOVE KIRBY"
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Paige, TheMaverickGirl @themaverickgirl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Karn meets Echoverse Karn #MTGFracture
A screenshot of Futurama depicting the alternate New New York from "The Farnsworth Parabox" depicting a normal gray colored Bender standing beside a golden Bender on the city streets.
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Weaver@home @weaver0.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Jace stole a man’s dog. This is his worst crime
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Weaver@home @weaver0.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
As someone who works grocery, the fact that the store end can’t report instacart shoppers who are fucking jackasses is absurd
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Googly Eyes On Magic Cards @magicgooglyeyes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm a cat! I'm a kitty cat! #CauldronFamiliar #mtg #MagicTheGathering
Cauldron Familiar
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Spazzy @spazzy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Grem, of 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏 @gremlin.world · 07/09/2026
・ 。 ∴。   ・゚*。.   ・ *゚   ・ ゚* ・。 *・。 *.。 。・ °*. ゚。 °*. ゚*. 。。 ・ 。 ・゚ 。°*. 。*・。 the PS3 is a Retro Console
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A chef approaches a table where 3 food judges are waiting to be served. Before setting down the plates he tells them, "Judges, I'm in no mood for constructive feedback. Praise or nothing."
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Thud!
They had axes, too. But the thing glared at them and asked:
“Where’s . . . My . . . Cow?”
They backed away.
“Is that my cow?” the creature demanded, stepping forward unsteadily. It shook its head sadly.
“It goes Baaaa!” it wept. “It is . . . a sheep . . .”
Then it fell to its knees, clenched its teeth, turned its face upwards, like a man tortured beyond his wits, beseeching the gods of fortune and the tempest, and screamed:
“No! That! Is!! Not!!! My!!! Cow!!!!!”
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Weaver@home @weaver0.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you never see anyone defending price of progress being allowed in every format. Assume Wizards of the Coast stole my phone.
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.zip · 04/09/2026
If this didn’t affect you at all either, we should hang out.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Have you heard of Multiple Horse Theory? What if someone told you there's MORE than one horse?
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radley #1 jace fan @robotrad.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
sure
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😦
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Thief of Time
Jeremy tried to be an interesting person. The trouble was that he was the kind of person who, having decided to be an interesting person, would first of all try to find a book called How to Be An Interesting Person and then see whether there were any courses available.
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Steph 🔜 Ottawa Weekend October 2-4 @steelcitysteph.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Instead of using AI to build you a bad magic deck you can just ask me to do it. I have never once been accused of consuming too much water.
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🅺🅴🅴🆂🅷.work🏳️‍🌈💜 24/7 Plompy 🔜Infurnity 2026 ⏭️JMoF 2027 @keesh.work · 04/05/2026
what's the deal with this guy?
Tom and Jerry: Tom the cat is looking quite irate as he's holding Jerry, the mouse, who is twerking in Tom's hand. the background is a halftone distorted photo of sour ribbon candy, the text at the top says "Mouse won't stop twerking"
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Michael Wiegand @mwiegand.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Like if you heard this in the Leonard Nimoy voice that lives in your head.
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Noppy @thomasnoppers.com · 27/08/2026
"Be strong enough to be gentle" Rust in peace Peter Cullen.
A colourful chill isometric drawing. hand drawn and coloured. Optimus is chilling, sitting behind a barn in a farmland. looking at the birds that just landed on his arm. It’s a nice summer sunset.
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Grem, of 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏 @gremlin.world · 26/08/2026
Reality Fracture Ending Spoilers
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Dobu @dobu.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I managed to acquire the legendary Shin Mamdani Tensei sticker so I would say this ANYC was pretty successful
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