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Wojtek the Union Law Bear

@wearyhobo.bsky.social
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Union lawyer. I used to write about baseball but now I don't even care if they cancel it. Once hit three aces in a 3.0 singles match and will accordingly die happy.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 8h
lmao at the multiple guys filming themselves giving Lane Kiffin the finger
Lane Kiffin being escorted off the field at Kentucky, followed by Kentucky fans filming him and giving him the finger
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Wojtek the Union Law Bear @wearyhobo.bsky.social · 21h
he didn't even thank us for his attention this time, he mad
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Wojtek the Union Law Bear @wearyhobo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
me, after a Costco run, in Baroness voice: Put my groceries away I'll find 'em every day!
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I am furious, but I am sailing @stcaffeinated.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
hello??? police??????????
Los Angeles Times: "In every version, Carrie is this clenched up, traumatized, terrified person who is afraid of everything in the world from the minute we meet het. Part of the fun for me was thinking, "Let's throw all that away. What's the opposite of Carrie?" This Carrie is curious eager, kind, earnest, and excited to be there." - Mike Flanagan, showrunner of Prime Video's "Carrie"
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💀The Legend of Del House💀 @howdydoomsday.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Subtitles: "Who are these people?"
Tommy Lee Jones as Ed Tom Bell in No Country for Old Men (2007)
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Wojtek the Union Law Bear @wearyhobo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
could steve hilton button the top buttons of his shirts even if he wanted to. how does he get the collar so far up his body. and why, for that matter
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Wojtek the Union Law Bear @wearyhobo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ooh a chain letter involving books fine here's 9 and I'm mad about leaving off like 25 others
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Wojtek the Union Law Bear @wearyhobo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
tim is short for thimas
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Wojtek the Union Law Bear @wearyhobo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
roland got his ass
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Wojtek the Union Law Bear @wearyhobo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When they plunder your shit for their chatbots, the first question you should ask is "can we use this to fire even more copyeditors???"
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Josh Crutchmer @jcrutchmer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Alabama fans bringing signs to the Weather Channel’s live hurricane coverage is better than any Gameday has been in five years
Weather Channel guy with a sign behind him that says Desmond trade you a PICKLE for that HEISMAN
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is as clearly as I've seen this spelled out. If the PCSA smelled off to you but you didn't know quite why, this interview offers very lucid proof that you were correct. defector.com/an-antitrust...
What you're saying is, the antitrust exemptions in the NBA, MLB, NFL, etc. are allowed as a result of the collective bargaining process, whereas the PCSA seeks a similar exemption by circumventing the collective bargaining process. Is that correct?

Generally, yes. When we talk specifically about labor markets, all of the restraints that we see in labor markets of our professional sports leagues—the salary cap, the draft, the limits on player movement, every single one of them—to the extent that they're exempt from antitrust law, are the products of good-faith collective bargaining between the management group and the players group, and exist in a collective bargaining agreement that was reached through good-faith bargaining.

What is being proposed with the Protect College Sports Act is to establish the exact same types of labor restraints, specifically a salary cap, specifically a number of years of eligibility to compete in college sports, and specifically limits on transfers, but not to do so in collective bargaining where there are representatives in the room, on behalf of employer and employee, but rather through a legislative bill, which seems to be negotiated by a number of different constituent groups, none of which is a representative of the players in any meaningful sense, and absolutely none of which have been chosen and selected by the players as a union representative.
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Sarah Tuttle @niais.cryptoanarchy.network · 08/10/2026
COULD IT BE THE UNMITIGATED HOMOPHOBIA AND GENDERED VIOLENCE UNDER A FASCIST REGIME?
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Wojtek the Union Law Bear @wearyhobo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My most interesting one is that I built a computer "systematically" which is a stretch. Also there are like nine entries that mention tennis lol
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Wojtek the Union Law Bear @wearyhobo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Congrats to Anne Carson, I promise to try harder to stop mixing up you and Rachel
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Wojtek the Union Law Bear @wearyhobo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If a home run gets negated by fan interference the umpires should go into the crowd and take the ball away too
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Wojtek the Union Law Bear @wearyhobo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
wow instead of holiday cards mlb is breaking out the melee weapons
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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Christopher Crawford @myohwhy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(Checks time) Wow, Blackburn pitching in the dead of night.
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Classic Web @classicweb.site · 07/10/2026
BuzzMachine ... by Jeff Jarvis in 2004 web.archive.org/web/20040618221234i…
Screenshot of BuzzMachine ... by Jeff Jarvis in 2004
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 07/10/2026
I have had nudes sent to me by some similarly named person's mistress & he better be grateful I didn't blow up his shit
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Wojtek the Union Law Bear @wearyhobo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When your trainer tells you to do 100 crunches
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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
beowulf upon seeing grendel emerge from heorot after killing hrothgar’s men
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
10:53 PM • 10/4/26 • 1.3M Views
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Joe Perticone @cheetah.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Surefire sign a president is in denial about voter sentiment on the economy: He starts wearing Jos. A Bank.
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Dominique Baker @bakerdphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I read the ending and I wanted to koolaid man through a wall!!
Screenshot of article which reads: To restore a functioning and 
pluralistic democracy in the United States, reversing over a decade of 
democratic backsliding in the world’s oldest democracy, the thing to 
“fix” is not polarization. Polarization is the country’s immune response 
to an unpopular, antidemocratic, and intentionally divisive faction grabbing for disproportionate power to the detriment of national success, 
reputation, and democratic self-government. Tamping down that immune response only allows this minority faction to have greater control.Screenshot of article which reads: But the fury of the argument shows the importance of the outcome. 
When we focus on polarization as the problem, the solution is for ev-
eryone to quiet down and be “civil”—an outcome that benefits those 
who are willing to grab as much power as they can without concern 
for legality or civility. When we see the problem for what it is, the 
solution is to defend the most robust social progress in American his-
tory—progress that has already been codified into law and enjoyed 
by everyone alike. U.S. democracy needs leaders who are willing to 
defend those rights and voters who are willing to hold accountable the 
leaders who will not defend them. It does not need everyone simply to calm down.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Time orders Old Age to destroy Beauty (flipped, detail), by Pompeo Girolamo Batoni, 1746, 📸 by @madelinepcarter.bsky.social
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Ian @brocktoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Wojtek the Union Law Bear @wearyhobo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
saw a post I didn't like (about a gratuitously performative block of someone else), realized I had disliked numerous of this person's posts, pondered whether the numbers dictated an unfollow, and felt deeply gratified when I realized I am already not following. So I blocked. A Very BlueSky Morning
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Tobias Harris @tobiasharris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My neighbor told me the Middle East keeps eating his carrier groups so I asked how many carrier groups he has he said he just goes to PACOM and gets a new carrier group afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding carrier groups to the Middle East and then Pete Hegseth started crying.
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Wojtek the Union Law Bear @wearyhobo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SOUND ON
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every day out of California is Gavin Newsom vetoing a bill that guarantees puppies a loving home so he can drop out before Nevada
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At no point while reading this sentence did I correctly predict what was coming next.
Twitter screenshot: New: Kyrsten Sinema's ex-boyfriend and former bodyguard said he threw her paintings into her swimming pool in part because he felt disillusioned by her relationship with a major
U.S. Artificial Intelligence software developer amid the war in Gaza
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Wojtek the Union Law Bear @wearyhobo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
do these managers open their hearts to jesus the same way they open ballgames with middle relievers??
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Mike @2adult2person.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Krukker
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Wojtek the Union Law Bear @wearyhobo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
parens complimentary double parens derogatory
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Wojtek the Union Law Bear @wearyhobo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
those are my votes and they are correct
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Wojtek the Union Law Bear @wearyhobo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yes
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Wojtek the Union Law Bear @wearyhobo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yes
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Wojtek the Union Law Bear @wearyhobo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
no
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Wojtek the Union Law Bear @wearyhobo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
got a little overmad about getting whooped up on at tennis last night and come to find out the guy doing the whooping is rated 4.5. lol i was lucky to get the single game i got
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Wojtek the Union Law Bear @wearyhobo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My energy level for baseball right now is that I fell asleep last night watching the condensed games
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Wojtek the Union Law Bear @wearyhobo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
reminder that we can't win solely by coloring inside the lines because the lines aren't drawn in moral places
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Wojtek the Union Law Bear @wearyhobo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How has that one person engineered like 25 viral prompts in the last six months. Name a human person. Name a mountain. I'm so baffled.
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Jade Van Kley @backlinenurse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Idk what that liberty biberty thing is but I know that neither of us can live while the other survives
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Putting the :/ in https://
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