Tom Westgate @we5ty.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Not sure what else he could be trying. Don’t think he could even see Wilson from here, let alone attempt to pick him out with a cross. He’s surely seen the keeper is off his line. It’s either try and win a corner, or try pinging it. 010
Tom Westgate @we5ty.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Great listen. Summary: everyone’s mint and we’re class. Practicing my Klinsmann. 020
Reposted by Tom WestgateChris Thorburn @cbthorburn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024SIMPLY HAVING A 10934846110809
Reposted by Tom WestgateViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14/05/2023Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you? Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion] 5621148
Reposted by Tom WestgateMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Restarting the song because I wasn't listening hard enough 934107593
Reposted by Tom Westgatecat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social · 03/12/2024[at my funeral] ventriloquist: please don't judge me, he paid me a lot of money to do this me: hi everybody! 635578
Reposted by Tom WestgateJon @arfmeasures.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: because you like me Cop: omg shut up I do not 451988
Reposted by Tom Westgatesky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 22/05/2024SURPRISE! I scream, bursting from the vat of mashed potatoes. The other lunch ladies do not look surprised. They do not look surprised at all. 7597122
Reposted by Tom WestgateGeoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Massive away win for the little fella. 573583909605