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Tom Westgate

@we5ty.bsky.social
50 followers 114 following 4 posts

NUFC fan. Musician. Lefty. Total legend. Don’t be a dick.

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Tom Westgate @we5ty.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Not sure what else he could be trying. Don’t think he could even see Wilson from here, let alone attempt to pick him out with a cross. He’s surely seen the keeper is off his line. It’s either try and win a corner, or try pinging it.
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Tom Westgate @we5ty.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Great listen. Summary: everyone’s mint and we’re class. Practicing my Klinsmann.
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Tom Westgate @we5ty.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Great stuff, this.
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Chris Thorburn @cbthorburn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
SIMPLY HAVING A
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you? Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Restarting the song because I wasn't listening hard enough
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cat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
[at my funeral] ventriloquist: please don't judge me, he paid me a lot of money to do this me: hi everybody!
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Jon @arfmeasures.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: because you like me Cop: omg shut up I do not
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 22/05/2024
SURPRISE! I scream, bursting from the vat of mashed potatoes. The other lunch ladies do not look surprised. They do not look surprised at all.
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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Massive away win for the little fella.
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Tom Westgate @we5ty.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Every one of these is perfect. Twat it.
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