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Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri stan account. serial dabbler, itinerant gravekeeper. Submarine Qualified. Made in AK, Learning architecture in Baltimore, MD - "America's Only City" I Will Not turn on autocorrect. he/him

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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 6h
Werner Herzog will be the last human being whose next word no language model can predict
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 7h
I like soda pop but i always wished it could be a more effective neutron moderator
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 16h
I know theres something on the other side of this but man ive been here before and it fucking blows
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 16h
At the stage of depression where it feels like stability and hapiness are impossible on, like, an anatomical level. Like i may as well try to learn echolocation. Just something I can't ever do.
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 20h
What a fun idea!
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 28/09/2026
You gotta just pipe in seawater so it doesnt freeze over in the winter
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 28/09/2026
We're going to bring back canal shipping
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 26/09/2026
Baltimore Posting: Very pleased to check out the soft-opening of Qaffee House in highlandtown, on Highland ave near the post office Had their signature latte, which has a housemade cardamom syrup, and a qroffle, which is croissant-waffle. chewy center/flaky outside. Loved it Check them out 👍
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 26/09/2026
I need some wealthy person's foundation or something to buy the amvets warehouse on bank street and turn it into a community makerspace.
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 26/09/2026
Ok would
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 26/09/2026
This post brought to you by Baltimore Maryland, America's Only City
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 26/09/2026
Do u think mister boh and that one drawing of edgar allen poe are friends
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 26/09/2026
Hot take but i think hhe president should have to follow the law. Under my constitution each state gets to elect a guy whose job is to follow the president around and write up a lawsuit every time he so much as shits without washing his hands.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 25/09/2026
I need to hear from the prophets 🤲🏿
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 23/09/2026
I feel like the vents and the roof would both be done sooner if the vent guy and the roof guy were working up there instead of banging.
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 23/09/2026
Do i know anyone at or recently at or around university of maryland college park
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 23/09/2026
Yea that seems like an omission if its a yuppie store
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 23/09/2026
I like Good Coffee but coffee and Good Coffee are two different products for two different needs When I want Good Coffee I simply patronize a local small business
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 23/09/2026
I put convenience above quality in my daily coffee. I make a big pot twice a week and keep it in the fridge and microwave it to drink. The grounds are pre-ground in can in the freezer. I realize this makes me an apostate. I just want my morning coffee fast. Weord for the store to not have it tho
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 21/09/2026
Ive done this pose i think. His trousers dont fit quite right so his belt feels weird. So hes standing awkward so everything hangs in a way that feels a little more normal. Thats my guess Weird if youre wearing suits literally every day and have money to buy them tho
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 21/09/2026
Democracy means we've all got a hand on the wheel and having a hand on the wheel means looking at the damn road.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
FAFO aside, his shock is a great distillation of how whiteness as a social construct is built around shattering communal understanding of our interconnected human ecosystem in favor of a mythical individualism How whiteness leaves its adherents defenseless against our shared oppressors: capitalists
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 21/09/2026
The idea that the average person doesn't and shouldnt have to worry about politics day-to-day is ubiquitous, bipartisan, and antithetical to democracy by definition
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 21/09/2026
Imagining the producer at Bandai Namco whose job is to call up Lockheed Martin and make sure they've still got permission to use the F-22 like theyre the forza team talking to toyota
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 20/09/2026
I played games long before i was playing TF2 but TF2 made me feel like gaming was a main pastime.
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 20/09/2026
Theres a couple names I could pull but frankly its TF2
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 20/09/2026
Not even a Jay. Only begrudgingly a James.
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 20/09/2026
The national-brand superstore has long been the province of the socially-displaced urban & suburban teen/early-twentysomething. We will only ever be guests there.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As far as I can tell, Effective Altruists are Utilitarians who are relieved that in the Trolley Problem, saving 5 people justifies their innate desire to kill the one guy
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 20/09/2026
As a jimmy, I second this motion and commend it for the approval of the Jimmy Assembly
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 20/09/2026
*big pull of blunt* i just think were all people okay
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 20/09/2026
This aint how priorities work, bud We're all free or no one is.
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 20/09/2026
Football isnt about winning. Football is about I got fucked up drunk and ate 12 wings for 40 bucks total 2 minutes from my house
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 20/09/2026
Thats NFL football (derogatory), baybee
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 20/09/2026
Fucken national refball league
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 20/09/2026
Look if I dont fix someone else will try and get it wrong. This outlook is both practical & healthy and I personally will fix the world
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 20/09/2026
Youre just performing birdness.
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 20/09/2026
The phrase 'performative bird' in That hed tho
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 20/09/2026
(Used to be .75) (never gonna beat the place in saratoga springs i went to in 2019 that did Quarter Wing Tuesdays)
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 20/09/2026
That explains it. Sad I didnt know, woulda been cool
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 20/09/2026
Game Day wings at my local are a buck now :( elections have consequences
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 20/09/2026
Oh fuck i just realized the guy next to me at the bar is wearing the same one exactly
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 20/09/2026
I love it
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Phillip Anderson @phillipanderson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And some of us are indecisive
Image shows a white number 4  baseball jersey with “Orioles” written across it in baseball script. A patch with detail from the Maryland state flag and “Baltimore Orioles” is seen on a purple sleeve. Image shows the back of a white baseball jersey with purple sleeves. The name across the shoulders is “FLOWERS” and the number is 4.Image shows the purple sleeve of a white baseball jersey that features a circular patch with detail from a Maryland state flag and “Baltimore Orioles” written on the outside.
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 20/09/2026
Its after labor day, baltimore has switched from orange to purple
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 20/09/2026
Its after labor day, baltimore has switched from orange to purple
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