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Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri stan account. serial dabbler, itinerant gravekeeper. Submarine Qualified. Made in AK, Learning architecture in Baltimore, MD - "America's Only City" I Will Not turn on autocorrect. he/him

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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 5h
I like soda pop but i always wished it could be a more effective neutron moderator
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 14h
At the stage of depression where it feels like stability and hapiness are impossible on, like, an anatomical level. Like i may as well try to learn echolocation. Just something I can't ever do.
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I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 26/09/2026
Baltimore Posting: Very pleased to check out the soft-opening of Qaffee House in highlandtown, on Highland ave near the post office Had their signature latte, which has a housemade cardamom syrup, and a qroffle, which is croissant-waffle. chewy center/flaky outside. Loved it Check them out 👍
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 26/09/2026
I need some wealthy person's foundation or something to buy the amvets warehouse on bank street and turn it into a community makerspace.
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 26/09/2026
Do u think mister boh and that one drawing of edgar allen poe are friends
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 26/09/2026
Hot take but i think hhe president should have to follow the law. Under my constitution each state gets to elect a guy whose job is to follow the president around and write up a lawsuit every time he so much as shits without washing his hands.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 25/09/2026
I need to hear from the prophets 🤲🏿
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 23/09/2026
Do i know anyone at or recently at or around university of maryland college park
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
FAFO aside, his shock is a great distillation of how whiteness as a social construct is built around shattering communal understanding of our interconnected human ecosystem in favor of a mythical individualism How whiteness leaves its adherents defenseless against our shared oppressors: capitalists
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 21/09/2026
The idea that the average person doesn't and shouldnt have to worry about politics day-to-day is ubiquitous, bipartisan, and antithetical to democracy by definition
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 21/09/2026
Imagining the producer at Bandai Namco whose job is to call up Lockheed Martin and make sure they've still got permission to use the F-22 like theyre the forza team talking to toyota
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 20/09/2026
Theres a couple names I could pull but frankly its TF2
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As far as I can tell, Effective Altruists are Utilitarians who are relieved that in the Trolley Problem, saving 5 people justifies their innate desire to kill the one guy
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 20/09/2026
*big pull of blunt* i just think were all people okay
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 20/09/2026
This aint how priorities work, bud We're all free or no one is.
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 20/09/2026
Football isnt about winning. Football is about I got fucked up drunk and ate 12 wings for 40 bucks total 2 minutes from my house
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 20/09/2026
Thats NFL football (derogatory), baybee
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 20/09/2026
Fucken national refball league
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 20/09/2026
Game Day wings at my local are a buck now :( elections have consequences
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Phillip Anderson @phillipanderson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And some of us are indecisive
Image shows a white number 4  baseball jersey with “Orioles” written across it in baseball script. A patch with detail from the Maryland state flag and “Baltimore Orioles” is seen on a purple sleeve. Image shows the back of a white baseball jersey with purple sleeves. The name across the shoulders is “FLOWERS” and the number is 4.Image shows the purple sleeve of a white baseball jersey that features a circular patch with detail from a Maryland state flag and “Baltimore Orioles” written on the outside.
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 20/09/2026
Its after labor day, baltimore has switched from orange to purple
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 19/09/2026
People of earth please lend my partner your strength to land this job in town which will take their commute from a two hour drive to a 12 minute walk 🤞🤞🤞
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Goku: Lend Me Your Strength for Rosh Hashanah
ALT: Goku: Lend Me Your Strength for Rosh Hashanah
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 19/09/2026
Curtains for Poncho? Deano Bonano caught flipping a grunt
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 17/09/2026
Disappointed. That dumbass really wanted to be a navy officer
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 17/09/2026
boxer meme:
ok ima fight An idea or movement that I recognize as harmful, by refuting its conclusions

damn rejecting an idea on its own terms serves to advance it by validating its framing and binds me to it through my opposition
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 16/09/2026
Getting the impression a lot of folks thought 'unsustainable' was a fancy word for 'a bad idea'. That's a misunderstanding. What 'unsustainable' actually means is 'impossible to sustain'.
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 16/09/2026
One day americans will realize that 'the government sets up a camera that takes a picture if you drive by it too fast' actually *is* the rugged frontier individualism version of speeding enforcement.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said that if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home for super cheap right now.
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 12/09/2026
When i get drunk i wanna play a JRPG but im too drunk to play a JRPG
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: The Mountain Oats
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 11/09/2026
What if instead of moving my hyprland config over to lua I just write my own stupid wayland compositor...
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 10/09/2026
Pointlessly bothered by the new kirby trailer. When he breaks through the truman-show fake blue sky dome around the idyllic grassland I was sure it was gonna be space or a dystopian city or something out there but no. Its just. More more 3d-platformery grassland
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 10/09/2026
Getting a bunch of 'happy birthdays' from apps to remind me of the fake birthday I give all the apps Please feel free to wish me a 'happy fake birthday I give the apps' tomorrow. Im turning fake 25.
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 08/09/2026
If i was a mayor id be handing out the key to the city to anyone and everyone. Id be leaving them with the tip for the bartender. Id be ordering them by the gross.
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[sad beep] acerbic otter @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
none of my moots seem to have posted it yet so I guess it's on me to
Homestar Runner: todaybor day is labor day
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 02/09/2026
Well, she's gone. said she was really looking for more of a 'federal chemical safety incident investigators with benefits' sort of relationship.
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Formerly FoxForceFlacco @bmoreorless.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Orioles are 2-8 with a -34 run differential vs the Yankees They are 67-61 with a +17 run differential vs everyone else
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 01/09/2026
One day, I will be able to find my damn flashdrive. I will be able to install linux using the same flashdrive a second time. One blessed day, I will install linux without going out to purchase a flashdrive just for the occasion Today is not that day.
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British Orioles @britishorioles.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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I am le tired @runnerlane.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
End the season now.
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 31/08/2026
I saw Glonzo with a chinese menu in his hand/ walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 31/08/2026
I want a whole house exhaust fan sized for a much larger house. Like flip the switch and start mixing chemicals. Turn the whole place into one big fume hood.
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 30/08/2026
We have secured the bankruptcy scooters
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 30/08/2026
Gonna buy partner and i matching startup bankruptcy jailbroken e-scooters from facebook marketplace lol
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 29/08/2026
Now pondering what town has the greatest ratio of 'membership of largest polycule' to 'total population', and whether theres a way to find out.
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🌇👃🌃 @waxrepli.ca · 29/08/2026
Didnt realize coyote v acme was out tonight, gonna have to see it soon tho
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