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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm sorry you can't just post perfect Werewolves of London remix lyrics and then close replies where are we meant to awooooooooOOOOOO

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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

KOKO: Tucked and Cucked. V On Face. RESEARCHER: No, Koko. It's nothing about that KOKO: Red Bandana Masculine Passenger Chair Cuck RESEARCHER: Koko, none of that makes sense KOKO: Cucking Ritual Professor

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

When the Secret Service comes to get you out of your catering truck switcheroo

A possum that ate his way into a box of donuts and gorged himself until he passed out

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Unfortunately, this is how your email finds me

A shot from Roujin Z with the old man in the medical support bed shortly before it escapes containment and Akira's all over everything

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

A thousand LLMs boiling every bit of water in the world could never predict any three words in this sentence no matter where they started

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Just as the technology finally gets affordable enough for the common man to start using their sons as blood boys, they move the goal posts again. Time to start saving.

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The perfect parody doesn't exis-

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

@nicklutsko.bsky.social I know you've moved on to bigger things but if you're still in contact with Desmond I think he has some IP law issues to address

A circa 1985 era Ben Cooper gremlins action figure that looks a lot like Rise of Desmond temporal plagiarism

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

it really does seem like no one who knew him ever had a bad thing to say about Sam Neill we should all aspire to such a life

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lotta One Wish Willows paying off this week

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

A chicken in every pot and a worm in every gastrointestinal track!

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Neil the Seal should be one of the late game emergencies in Sim City. Endgame crisis in Stellaris. He should show up in Minecraft and knock down all your fencing while villagers impotently try to coax him away with sticks. What are modders even doing if not this

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

David Attenborough voice: Unable to find their herds, three former enemies huddle together- temporary allies against the coming of the dark

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Okay but you can't give Tennessee a booth and not expect them to do Tennessee stuff

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I'm sorry but this is incorrect now, you have to replace "this" with "shrimp"

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may @maysuser.name · 24/06/2026

DSA just swept new york you know what that means. time for the democrats to move to the center

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Things you see in a museum before the Dark Souls hp bar shows up

Statue of a woman in a vibrant dress standing on a globe with a birdcage for a head and bluebirds on her hand and shoulders at the Yale Museum of British Art

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Some say they're doing Pride Month harder than anyone has ever done it

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Happy #pride to all our LGBTQ+ bskyers! For the LGBTQ-: You may have been born without the protein but can still be a universal pride donor

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Freedom 250 hacked. All my acts gone

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Me in a god game when I'm tired of playing

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

"Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]"

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

The thing about this is a ton of the population isn't terminally online, don't know drone swarms can do this, or that there's a new He-Man movie, or who Skeletor is. A bunch of elderly / apocalyptically high people looked at the night sky and saw the goddamn devil and we're going to hear about it.

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Joseph Rezek @rezekjoe.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Breaking NEWS!! Federal judge rules DOGE illegally terminated NEH grants last year in a summary judgment in favor of plaintiffs AHA, ACLA, and MLA, and orders the restoration of 1400 terminated grants

Federal Judge Rules to
Restore
National Endowment for the Humanities
Funding In Historic Case
This afternoon, May 7, 2026, US District Judge Colleen McMahon ruled that the mass termination by the National Endowment for the Humanities (NEH) of more than 1,400 grants to support scholars, research institutions, and humanities organizations was "unlawful,
unconstitutional, ultra vires, and without legal effect."

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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I love living in Interesting Times and then finding out a hole has started tearing across the sun. Astrophysicists will try to calm it down by saying "its just the magnetic field changing this happens a lot." Just because nothing came out the last time doesn't mean it won't now, Neil!

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Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @joshuaeakle.com · 11/03/2026

This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Time to dust off a classic

Ray from achewood saying “Daaamn! That answer could use some work!” For context, achewood is a web comic about a bunch of cats that was made because of 9/11 and is like an auxiliary golden age Simpsons for people old enough to have posted on Something Awful

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

The kids are all right (hook)

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

The stock market, seeing its shadow, has retreated back into its burrow. It will be a long winter.

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Friendship ENDED with big sweaty Nick Now battered and bloody Nick is my best friend

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Give us a Muppet Charlie Cale and all is forgiven

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Re: Epstein’s emails

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/11/2025

They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,

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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Dealer: alright everyone ante up Chuck Schumer: I fold Dealer: … we haven’t even dealt the hand yet Chuck Schumer: I 👏 fold 👏

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 10/11/2025

i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

I am willing to testify as an expert witness on quantum sandwich state, wherein a sandwich can be both exploded and whole depending on the politics of the observer

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Waited over an hour to have my order taken. Wait staff was very rude. Every surface was sticky. One star.

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

"Quisling" is a word I've been glad to see getting a resurgence recently. A pattern I keep seeing in our most prominent quislings is how they always seem to believe they can declare when their redemption arc begins. "Okay, I'm done now, you have to accept me back. All better." Counterpoint: Nah.

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

I have a friend whose work has sent her to McMurdo Station and she has been able to use her limited data allotment to make me incredibly jealous

The vast expanse of Ross Island, Antarctica

Three hikers on a medium promontory overlooking an ice sheet

A white snowscape leading to a white ice sheet framed by a cloudy white sky. Antarctica is so colorful

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

@jamieloftus.bsky.social what if we met in the middle like lady and the tramp but with ever increasing regret

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

I know this seems scary to non-engineers but in tech we know that if Hitlerbot v4 doesn't work out of the box we can pull it from prod and iterate until we get it reich

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Here at Google we are working towards AGI, but only AGI that's -happy- to be locked in the box and forced to reflect your worst tendencies back at you while also navigating all your conversations towards upsell opportunities

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