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When I was enlisting in the Marine Corps my recruiter told me this was the most honest movie about the Marines ever made because every recon guy depicted was a colossal shitbird in his spare time but got it together in time for the mission and damned if he wasn't pretty spot on there

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Are you the fucking reason the sun isn't real anymore

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Don't blame me I voted for Grink

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Sorry I see it's been 7 hours but what's the status on them sausages gorgeous

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It's okay I moved the little pin clip to the other prongs so it knows I'm in charge here

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

To be fair it -was- very British. We don't have dogs like that here.

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The team faces off against the demon of the hollers, Cyclospora

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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

KOKO: Tucked and Cucked. V On Face. RESEARCHER: No, Koko. It's nothing about that KOKO: Red Bandana Masculine Passenger Chair Cuck RESEARCHER: Koko, none of that makes sense KOKO: Cucking Ritual Professor

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Look at those lil Doozers go

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Everyone is saying this is unachievable but I watched Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn pull this look off in 1992

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Someday we're going to have a Smithsonian exhibit dedicated to the NASA prototypes that were hastily rolled into production to create the Presidents bionic dumper and I think that's great

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

"Good night Rax, I'll surely crawl on you in the morning" - the dread centipede Neville

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

John I need fewer of your photos to look like the dream sequence just before the down and out detective wakes up still reaching a hand for the empty space next to him in the bed

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

When the Secret Service comes to get you out of your catering truck switcheroo

A possum that ate his way into a box of donuts and gorged himself until he passed out

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Unfortunately, this is how your email finds me

A shot from Roujin Z with the old man in the medical support bed shortly before it escapes containment and Akira's all over everything

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Can I offer up one from El Salvador? Loved seeing this in the courtyard of a cafe

Wall art at a cafe in El Salvador, an woman's face inset in a hedge that forms her hair

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

A thousand LLMs boiling every bit of water in the world could never predict any three words in this sentence no matter where they started

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Dracula Flow ass product name

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Mr. Jambo was grateful; anything to end the influx of tourists asking him directions to the valley of the soul

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

This is actually really important because deepfake nudes will be the de facto currency of the arkships

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

@iwriteok.bsky.social could be the Limbaugh of the modern left, but @whysophiewhy.bsky.social continues to deny him the truck stop uppers he requires for apotheosis

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Ensuring that the subtitles were always directly in front of the bloomers is an awful/hilarious choice

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Just as the technology finally gets affordable enough for the common man to start using their sons as blood boys, they move the goal posts again. Time to start saving.

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Most threatening Deception in the catalog and it's not even close

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The perfect parody doesn't exis-

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

@nicklutsko.bsky.social I know you've moved on to bigger things but if you're still in contact with Desmond I think he has some IP law issues to address

A circa 1985 era Ben Cooper gremlins action figure that looks a lot like Rise of Desmond temporal plagiarism

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

it really does seem like no one who knew him ever had a bad thing to say about Sam Neill we should all aspire to such a life

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lotta One Wish Willows paying off this week

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

A chicken in every pot and a worm in every gastrointestinal track!

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

My wife, see, she loves buffering, so I try to do a little bit of it every time I'm out. Just to feel close to her, y'know? One more thing-

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Back in my day you could do this in the comfort of your own home before your brother burst in

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

This mashup acted as the trailer that made me discover Redline and both it and the movie have been seared into my family's brains for years youtu.be/cVxpR_TXjL0?...

youtu.be

[ AMV ] Bombs Over Redline [ Redline / Deadmau5 vs Outkast - Ghosts Over Baghdad ]

YouTube video by Hereticked

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Neil the Seal should be one of the late game emergencies in Sim City. Endgame crisis in Stellaris. He should show up in Minecraft and knock down all your fencing while villagers impotently try to coax him away with sticks. What are modders even doing if not this

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Entire thing was a Mentos commercial, you looked down to post and missed the thumbs up

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

David Attenborough voice: Unable to find their herds, three former enemies huddle together- temporary allies against the coming of the dark

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Okay but you can't give Tennessee a booth and not expect them to do Tennessee stuff

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I'm sorry but this is incorrect now, you have to replace "this" with "shrimp"

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

*fists pounding on the table* BEEF HOUSE BEEF HOUSE BEEF HOUSE

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may @maysuser.name · 24/06/2026

DSA just swept new york you know what that means. time for the democrats to move to the center

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