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Mike Karman

@warwelf.bsky.social
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Lead Data Scientist@YagaCorp Did you stare too deeply into the data abyss and see p̶̥͗͠a̶̜̐ṱ̵͂͘t̷͈͗ẹ̴̳̰̾ȓ̷̫͐n̸̜̙̅̂̽s̶̛̤̘ that defy human comprehension? You may be entitled to compensation. Email: totallynotacurse@theysayitsaverylucrativejobfield.hex

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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Since I've avoided the data-entry hell of Letterboxd, my first step here was exporting my Amazon/Netflix histories since 2010 and building a giant filterable graph. I made the first menu 'by hand' but then built a wizard so my kids can do the same for their friends. Try it out!
a screenshot of the graph app with the horror category selected, the highlighted nodes in the graph visible center screen, and the breakout/recommendations on the right. The menu generator is directly above the recommendations
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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A self-described 'horror virgin' friend asked me to make her a Spooktober recommendation list to build up her tolerance. I got some option paralysis and first had to pull all my streaming watch histories, exorcize some of my own demons. What do we think? #horrorsky #horrormovies #horror
An italian-menu style list of recommended horror movies, Antipasti page. Mostly horror comedies, lighter fareThe Primi dishes- starting to get heavier now but these all take their foot off the gas at points to let the viewer  recenter themselvesThe Secondi- these never let you rest.  Dread top to bottom.Suggested courses- either thematically similar or just ones I like.  The center is Frighteners -> In the  Mouth of Madness -> 1408
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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fancy little gnome house Arte Selle outdoor wood museum Trento, Italy
A tree where vines and switches have been entwined to create a small hut at the base of the tree that winds around until "fusing" with the main trunk. Arte Sella, Italy
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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
When the Secret Service comes to get you out of your catering truck switcheroo
A possum that ate his way into a box of donuts and gorged himself until he passed out
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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Unfortunately, this is how your email finds me
A shot from Roujin Z with the old man in the medical support bed shortly before it escapes containment and Akira's all over everything
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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Can I offer up one from El Salvador? Loved seeing this in the courtyard of a cafe
Wall art at a cafe in El Salvador, an woman's face inset in a hedge that forms her hair
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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Frank Costanza being furious that Trump would steal his move
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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
@nicklutsko.bsky.social I know you've moved on to bigger things but if you're still in contact with Desmond I think he has some IP law issues to address
A circa 1985 era Ben Cooper gremlins action figure that looks a lot like Rise of Desmond temporal plagiarism
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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Apropos of nothing
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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Back in my day you could do this in the comfort of your own home before your brother burst in
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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Things you see in a museum before the Dark Souls hp bar shows up
Statue of a woman in a vibrant dress standing on a globe with a birdcage for a head and bluebirds on her hand and shoulders at the Yale Museum of British Art
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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Jim Downey meme template saying "Mina Kimes? the all time winningest jeopardy contestant?
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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The CRPG based on this rule system will be amazing.
an RPG character creator with a dumpy schlub holding a pewter tankard, with attribute points allocated heavily in Digestive, and very little in Respiratory, Cerebral or Muscular.  Presumably the talent for Audible Breathing will come pre-selected
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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Egon Spengler gives Janine Melnitz the ol bedroom eyes in the real Ghostbusters cartoon. Janine surprisingly not having any of it this time
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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Birthday skull seals the contract - Perry bible fellowship
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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I never knew there were dead tree enthusiasts on here. May I submit my friend who is perched atop an overlook cliff in Oahu
A scraggly twin trunked dead tree with exposed roots and branches twisting into a blue and cloudy sky
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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I have a friend whose work has sent her to McMurdo Station and she has been able to use her limited data allotment to make me incredibly jealous
The vast expanse of Ross Island, AntarcticaThree hikers on a medium promontory overlooking an ice sheetA white snowscape leading to a white ice sheet framed by a cloudy white sky. Antarctica is so colorful
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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I bid two bits!
The two older women from groundhog day bidding 25 cents on Larry because he's terrible
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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
🎶There goes my hero🎶
the soldier protecting the sleeping child meme but instead of daggers and bombs its diapers
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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
When you're a lone traveller it's a comforting thought that sometimes, when you gaze out into a new place, you could be looking at the same Ass Bar as someone else.
Another photo of the same Ass-bar
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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
A snuggle toothed basset houndA St Bernard melting into his bed Cat siblings curled up in a chair
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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Every time.
Count Rugen / The Six Fingered man from Princess Bride saying "I've just sucked two hours of your life away, tell me, how do you feel?"
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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Oh word?
Two kittens, one black and white and one orange, peeking out from on top of records
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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Promotional poster for Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling in "The Nice Guys"
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Mike Karman @warwelf.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Seeking investors for my new project: The Gulf of America 5000 Super Race, brought to you by Brawndo
A red line drawn around the entire Gulf of Mexico lining out the path of a Nascar race with mario kart jumps connecting cancun / cuba / florida
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