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Jerry Hinnen

@jerryhinnen.bsky.social
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Auburn U athletics, USMNT, Huddersfield Town, ATL Hawks. Contributor at: Backheeled.com; The War Eagle Reader.

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Adam Whittaker Spookily @snaves.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A close second to “my team won because they were awesome” is “my team won because your team fucking sucks, wow”
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
that the US has scored multiple beautiful goals is a delight that those goals have come after comedy gold Mexican errors is that much more delightful
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Charles Boehm ⚽️ @cboehm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mexico showing their talent and quality only to shoot themselves in the foot repeatedly and melt down in the final stages: The Rafa Marquez DNA is evident
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This Auburn offense having one touchdown drive longer than 19 yards and it covering 94 yards in 4 plays is perfection Never seen a more boom-or-bust unit
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Will Warren @statsbywill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm going to rip off what I saw elsewhere: "This is slop. Your favorite team has 20 transfers in/out every year. USC-Rutgers and Clemson-Cal are both conference games. Playoff teams with 3 losses. TV broadcast is 70% gambling ads. College Gameday has Pat McAfee interviewing Ted Cruz. It's over."
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
been quite a day to be a Hawks fan on Bluesky, the official text-based social media platform of sports
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
picked the wrong year to get Florida and Miss St back on the schedule (though the timing on getting the Hogs could be worse, most likely)
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
looking at this EPA radar (via @jakenazar.bsky.social) and wondering intensely if this is small-sample-size theater or reason for genuine optimism because the positivity here does not match the vibe from Auburn folks regarding this team's start *at all* lol
EPA efficiency radar
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
an Atlanta-based team that plays in mid-summer, AC FC is a perfect choice
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what are you doing like, seriously: what *are* you doing here?
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*watching Vandy outgain Auburn in Jordan-Hare as a 9.5-point underdog* mmmmmmm, well, I mean,
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
being online is often to be part of an open world RPG where everyone has forgotten what the current mission is or if there even is one
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
not sure any piece of media I've enjoyed has felt more overlooked than Fringe
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
everything about this clip -- up to and including the banner ads that take up a third of the screen during live action -- is remarkable
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Olivia has the perfect take here: "I, a hot, normal girl, can't really relate to the themes put forth by this weird little pervert boy. However, the songs kick ass."
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jacob Reproaching Laban, by Hendrick Terbrugghen, 1627, 📸 by @iamrandyjw
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
without really knowing how much DFS has left in the tank or what his contract situation is like: this seems quite good? Players who held zero value for the Hawks are being replaced by (what I think is) a rotation-caliber forward? Onsi doing more Onsi things?
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tandy CoCo, I think the CoCo 2. The pivotal feature was the cassette drive that allowed us to play Moon Patrol
Tandy CoCo
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Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 22/09/2026
Jason Benetti gets absolutely roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. 🤣
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Auburn TD drives of 75, 75, 75 and 90 yards, 39 points. Not even all that close to winning (at home) because DJ Durkin's defense has been so completely, utterly horrific tonight
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
three possessions since Auburn tied the game: -- Florida 11 plays, 65 yards, FG -- Florida 3 plays, 75 yards, TD -- Auburn 3-and-out that minute we had some degree of hope was a nice minute
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
chat is it good when your offense has fewer yards than zero and your defense is giving up touchdown runs on 3rd-and-goal from the 20 it feels like it's bad
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
lol
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
honestly think the universal pessimism *even among Hog fans* is without precedent
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
stats from Huddersfield's game against newly-promoted Bromley today, Town on the right. Guess if they won. Guess if they even managed to avoid losing 2-1. Go on, guess
Huddersfield Town stats against Bromley
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this game rules
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Backheeled @backheeled.com · 17/09/2026
Mauricio Pochettino’s first USMNT roster of the 2030 World Cup cycle is here 🇺🇸 @joeclowery.bsky.social grades his choices at every position, from the no-brainer calls to the teenagers who could define this cycle. Read ⤵️
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Grading Mauricio Pochettino’s USMNT fall roster selections at every position: Rising stars get the call
As a new World Cup cycle begins, did the U.S. manager make the right calls?
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's Venus, but always fun to point out how Steven Adams has earned tens of millions of dollars in the NBA and has (obviously) not had as great a career as his sister en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valerie...
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Valerie Adams - Wikipedia
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
everybody I trust has said Sullivan's been one of the best players in MLS for a minute now the best players in MLS get USMNT callups this is not a hype exercise, this is the natural order of things which ironically is why everyone is hyped out of their minds
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
an apology is better than several alternatives, but personally i always feel off when the initial comment comes from someone's voice and face and the apology is Phone Text
an Arch Manning Instagram story reading 

In my press conference yesterday, I made an insensitive comment about an AI video. There is nothing funny about it. It's easy to say I didn't mean it, but I know my words and actions were hurtful to a lot of people. I do not take that lightly and am deeply sorry for that.

I specifically want to apologize to Holly Rowe for what she has personally had to deal with because of my comments. I have a ton of respect for her and appreciate her showing me grace in this moment. I need to do better and will be more thoughtful going forward.
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sweet mercy
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
that Oregon game was secretly a complete ass-kicking, Ducks needed 2 tipped INTs to even pretend they were in this
Pokes have so many more yards
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
they're tearing down the goalposts at bobby dodd as dabo swinney and his boys have put the pac-10 on notice down in the swamp
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
can't really say a 16-place drop in SP+ after his Auburn debut feels like a *positive* omen for the Golesh era, can we
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Justin Ferguson @auburnobserver.com · 05/09/2026
some of y’all have asked for this, so here: The Observer has a subscribers-only live chat for today’s Auburn vs. Baylor game going y’all come hang out with us, I’ll be doing most of my game day posting in here today substack.com/chat/group/d...
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The Auburn Observer chat
Join now in the Substack app
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
please do not go play in Saudi Arabia, Folarin
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Where's the "I pronounce it properly, viz. the way it's spelled, but not in my head and only as a point of pride, so I wouldn't consider that reflective of my overall personal dialect" option
dialect quiz question on "asterisk," which I pronounce correctly over the objections of decades of my brain hearing peers pronounce it "asterix"
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
everyone's understandably focusing on Todd Grantham's ludicrous decision to rush zero players on the slowest-developing of slow-developing plays but just knock it down, my man. Just knock it down!
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You should be allowed to enter the transfer portal immediately if you put up these stats in a double-digit loss to UMass
KJ Duff has 9 catches for 196 yards and 3 touchdowns. Rutgers trails 37-21 to UMass
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
SP+ had Rutgers -38 going to need a "worst P5 loss ever?" assessment from @chrisvannini.com or @bryandfischer.bsky.social in the very near future
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Down bad is ten floors up from where Rutgers is right now
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Rutgers plays USC on Sept 19 Indiana on Oct 3 Michigan on Halloween at Penn St Nov 21 I can only conclude the best course of action is to dissolve the program at halftime of this game
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Now here's a spicy Clippersgate take, and it's one I agree with given 1. even your average NBA billionaire doesn't have as much cash to throw around under the table as Ballmer, easy to imagine their "concern" 2. since when has Silver done anything without the full approval of the ownership cabal?
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You have been found GUILTY of Apron Circumvention with your accomplice Boingo
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Charles Boehm ⚽️ @cboehm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We may never know the full story but like the old tweet, what if the Everton has bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Let's check on the League One table this fine evening, shall we
Huddersfield Town topping the League One table
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Not in precisely the same boat as Will -- I greatly enjoyed Cal Poly vs. Idaho a couple nights ago. I'm *more* excited for Auburn football than the last couple of seasons, b/c duh. Going to stream some Merchant Marine some of these Saturdays. But it's the same river. My boat's just moving slower
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
And you may ask yourself, "Are they sweet, are they cold?" And you may say to yourself, "My God, where are my plums?"
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