Alt: A Toast Rocky Horror Picture Show

Alt: Chef Gino D'Acampo saying “If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike!” In this famous moment from a guest spot on a British daytime show. One of the hosts tried his pasta and said “if this had ham it would be closer to a British carbonara” and he was so incensed and confused that he responded with this and made them almost choke with laughter.