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Waikiki Wanda

@wanda.bsky.social
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I was the first person on Bluesky to post “crube” 🪳

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jezza @extremelywet.bsky.social · 5h
indoor plumbing kicks so much ass. I love having running water whenever I want it
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 8h
This is so cool!!
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 8h
👁️
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 8h
Still deciding
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 8h
I'm so tired...we just did hantavirus...let me die
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 8h
God sends his hardest battles (Bluesky plague discourse) to his whiniest soldiers (me)
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 8h
Right, yeah. I think it's a framing that makes the value-based criticisms more focused. It's easy to just say "LLMs are evil" but there's a big difference between a teenager using Claude as a pen pal and an adult using it to build pivot tables and I think we do need to distinguish degrees of harm
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 9h
A more useful distinction for me in thinking about it has been "non-expert consumer facing" vs "field-specific applied" technology, but of course it's the same situation where that doesn't mean that the latter is wholly good. Just that it's an easier way to think about a controlled rollout, maybe
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 9h
He wants you to ask what holiday - don't fall for it, BT
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Cormac McWitcher @sillydingdong.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 11h
The divine spark of humanity (derogatory)
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 12h
It's a novel spin on the "weirdo owner" tradition. All those Simmonsverse guys would like it if she weren't an attractive and (relatively) young woman.
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 12h
He would like it that way, that book is camp
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 12h
Me 🤝 Tandye
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 12h
Norwegian Wool is open. Come get drunk tonight in beautiful Norwegian Wool
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I saw someone on Instagram saying that means he secretly voted for Trump. Yeah man, Tom Morello definitely did that lol
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lol :(
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Go now!!! Don’t wait!
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lol me too. It’s so stupid
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😖😖
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just said this to another mufo but I can now see with perfect clarity that we will be electing a Trump son in the 2030s. Book it
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Haha yeah (setting phone reminder to come back and delete this when we elect one of the Trump son homunculi in 2032)
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Turns out death drive is the only animating psychological force that matters. What can ya do
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They really did that shit. Let’s do stupid world the sequel
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Brazil…what can you even say but wãow
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Absolutely nothing going on in Puka’s head at any given time. The wind whistling. He’s free as a dog
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m convinced. I will NOT be voting for the Democratic candidate in the upcoming Iowa election. It was money well spent and they should spend lots more of it this way
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We were getting Iowa Senate ads yesterday too
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 04/10/2026
This Christmas, Spilly: A Life
Twitter account @spilly, which has two posts. 

5/19/2009: Putting together a corp Identity kit for Picaza Advertising

9/19/2009: Just wanted anyone who knew Spilly - he passed away on June 13th.
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes exactly
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In year 79 of watching the NFL, I suddenly realize I basically don’t like any of these teams
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pronouncing RedZone like it’s Italian
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When is the last time you talked to a conservative outside of the academy. They’re not typically capable of having “productive” conversation
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love the idea that I might be insufficiently exposed to the finer points of conservative ideology living in this particular American media landscape
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Things have context, got it.” Ok lemme try - I don’t think it’s weird that Icelandic artist Bjork has a tattoo of an Icelandic rune sometimes used by neo Nazis. I DO think it’s weird some annoying lady from Virginia is on day two of crashing out in defense of gray area symbology. Did I do it right?
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Phrasing this all as a gotcha is very funny. Bluesky users have a lot of profoundly annoying qualities, I’m not sure “jumping to conclusions about swastikas” is at the top of my list
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Big weekend for her
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, you could say my vida is loca.
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I enjoy a joke as much as the next humorless person
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(Holding up a shackle and doing the ASMR fingernail tapping with my other hand)
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Dru @druorfalse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Idk man if I was one of those brave kids at that Iowa children’s hospital and Pat McAfee dropped in for a visit I’d be begging my parents to pull the plug on me.
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love that for you!
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horse chestnut @natehousley.com · 03/10/2026
soyjak with sign saying "one step at a time." Hat says "little by little" and shirt says "Marathon, not a sprint"
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Share if you would do anything to protect the valley
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Absolutely. I read that and knew without a doubt it’s staying with me the rest of my life
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And to be fair to him, that 1.5 seconds is a lot more than we get from others
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wonder what he doesn’t like about Robert Kraft. Let’s all guess!!!!
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s that crossed over with “bending yourself into a pretzel to pretend that a mainstream country musician is a considered socialist just like me instead of a dumb reactionary with contrarian impulses”
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The people don’t want to hear the truth
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I will never do 30 seconds of googling before loudly handing it to a Nashville chud!!!
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