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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 10h

Told a local business that their AI-slop ads looked like shit. Ground beef looked like maggots, chicken breasts looked like turds, etc. They agreed and said there'd be no more AI in their ads. Latest had no AI. Calling this a win.

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I don't care if it's funny: If it's generative AI slop, don't share it.

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Are they so dumb that they don't understand it's the same agreement we've had over Greenland for the past 75 years? Would you like a one-word or two-word answer? Both include 'yes' but one has a expletive for emphasis.

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I got the covid vaccine in 2021 and now I can't find the screen spline tool I haven't used since 2008. This is bullshit.

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

A lot of problems would be solved in America with a very lethal strain of CoViD and an effective vaccine. - Anthony Jeselnik

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

“My dearest Gwendolyn, This shall be my last missive; I pray it reaches you. It is with a heavy heart that I must now concede defeat. The Columbia House ruffians have me surrounded, and I have no more pennies. Always think of me when you hear "Don't Stop Believing'."

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dolly Parton and now Tim Curry? Someone get the Grim Reaper some glasses: they keep getting the wrong 80-year-old.

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dear Grim Reaper: Wrong 80yo with a wig and breasts.

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I love it when someone explains my own joke to me and how I misinterpreted what the original person was saying so my comment isn't funny. - no one, ever

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

If you want to f' with people pretending to be Wal-Mart, call 772-222-9303. Tell them you're calling to get the tracking umber for the PlayStation order. :)

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

"But I don't think you'd like Swiss cheese. "

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Between eggs and lettuce seems like MAHA is Make America Hemorrhage Again.

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Andreas 🇨🇦 Fella 💙 #AbolishICE, #SlavaUkraini @andreasor.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

vt.tiktok.com/ZSXqJbwge/ Vote 💙.

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I know it's controversial to think someone else should've been cast as Helen of Troy, but hear me out: Hannah Waddingham.

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Since he likes to have his name on things so much, the cyclospora outbreak causes 'trumparrhea.'

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Just had an 80 minute nap. 11/10. No notes.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

♫ Islands in the stream ♫ That is what we are

A German Shepherd sits next to a Chihuahua standing on an ottoman. Both are barking, creating the appearance that they’re performing a duet.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I haven't heard a single Dem hammering a daily message about all of the corrupt insider trading stock purchases tied to the war or government contracts. The deafening silence of a paralyzed party.

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

"Is there anything I need to buy at Walmart or see at a theater worth getting shot over?" -Welcome to my ongoing decision-making process in Florida.

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

So what all is Tom Steyer doing with his billions to help Californians now?

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I'd rather perform my own vasectomy. Without anesthetic. Using a spork. A dull spork. A dull, plastic spork. With my left hand. Standing up. In a hammock. On a boat. A small boat. At high seas.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/06/2026

U.K. Weighs Social Media Ban Of Everyone Except Old Men Who Grow Big Vegetables theonion.com/u-k-weighs-social-medi…

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

For Juneteenth: I Am Not Your Negro (2016) — Documentary about James Baldwin's unfinished manuscript on Medgar Evers, Malcolm X, and MLK, narrated by Samuel L. Jackson in Baldwin's own words. Not a history-of-emancipation film, but a clear-eyed look at the unfinished work. youtu.be/2PaAbmRJ9bQ?...

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I Am Not Your Negro

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I've gotta say @linkedin.com ads are as easy and painless to setup as performing your own vasectomy. Without anesthetic. Using a spork. A dull spork. A dull, plastic spork. With my left hand. Standing up. In a hammock. On a boat. A small boat. At high seas.

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

There was a time when they'd break into regular TV programming with a "special report", and we'd hear about some breaking news. It was a rarity. Now every day is the equivalent of dozens of special reports, some new atrocity Trump + co are committing, with negative consequences affecting us all.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Movie idea: Horror movie based on the woman described in Billy Joel's "She's Always A Woman To Me"

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Today I get to drive five+ hours to stand in 100⁰F temps to photograph a couple I don't know get married so I can spend maybe 20 minutes with my daughter. Totally worth it.

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Last I looked the temperature was triple digits...and all the same digit. Maybe I shouldn't leave that sensor in the sun.

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Went to a drive-through. The total was $8.61. I gave the kid $10.61. He had no idea what to do. Tried to give me the 61¢ back because, "The $10 covers it." "Yes, and with the 61¢ I gave you the change is two $1 bills, not $1.39." He had to go get a manager.

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Proper nouns are capitalized. Improper nouns are slapped.

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Writer/Director: I have an idea for a 90 minute movie. 2-hours, max. Streamer: Can you stretch it out to 8-10 one-hour episodes? Writer/Director: ...well... Streamer: Maybe two seasons of 8-10 one-hour episodes? Writer/Director: It'd probably suck. Streamer: That's fine. Here's a pile of money.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

HER: We need to talk. ME: I know. We should break up. HER: What? I was going to say we should plan a vacation. ME: After we just broke up?

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Apparently 'canada' came up in someone's alphabet soup again today.

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

The only possible explanation is that Adobe is trying to make their software suck.

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Wouldn't it be great if they live-streamed removing his name from the Kennedy Center and it got better ratings than the 250th Cluster Fuck?

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Not that I'd wish them harm, but can the Katy Perry, Lauren Sanchez, et.al. crew please try Blue Origin's new rocket?

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

There are ~15.5M registered CA voters who aren't registered GOP. @tomsteyerhq.bsky.social has put $192,400,000 of his own money into his campaign or roughly $12.50 per potential voter. He could've just sent me a check for $25 and I'd have told him I'd vote for him. I wouldn't, but I'd pretend.

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KimBo @zapperfan7.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Declassified UK @declassifiedUK It’s funny how neither of these stories can be reported in national media, isn’t it.

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

If there's anything sadder than making 6 Ravioli -- because that's the fucking serving size -- and having two of them blow apart while boiling, leaving you with four Ravioli and four pieces of pasta, and watching the filling go right through the colander and down the drain, I don't know what it is.

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I enjoy checking to see if political text messages understand a response of "fuck off" as the same as "stop."

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

After cancellations, the new list of featured performers for The Great American State Fair on the National Mall: - Kid Rock All-Star Band feat. Scott Baio and Ted Nugent - Scott Baio All-Star Band feat. Kid Rock and Ted Nugent - Ted Nugent All-Star Band feat. Nicki Minaj - The James Woods Dancers!

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Wix laying off 20% of staff in favor of AI, but go ahead and tell us how AI is good for people's jobs.

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Hey, @ennuidoofen.bsky.social, may you have an outstanding next trip around the sun. Don't take any wooden nickels.

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

As I've told my daughter, in over 40 years of voting I've only ever voted *for* someone twice. Every other time it's been voting against the others. Best horse in the glue factory. Is Becerra perfect? No. None of them are. But I'm voting for Becerra.

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I just learned that inflammable and flammable mean the same thing. I am told that my eyebrows will grow back in time.

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