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Wallace

@wallace.bsky.social
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Professor of Constitutional Law at Princeton Law School, specializing in the 18th Amendment. Former legal analyst for Crossfire.

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Gangly Bitch @gangly-bitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Sylvia Chi 齊思涵 @sylviachi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Next job interview I do, I'm bringing my whole pour-over setup.
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bringing my cold brew process and making them sit there for 18 hours while it soaks
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Never bring a black drip coffee in a styrofoam cup to a job interview. bring something nice like a cortado so they know you're refined
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Networks could really twist the knife here by airing all of JD Vance's events
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My contribution to "transplants" discourse: transplants are a life-saving procedure. If you are anti-transplant you are anti-science. Go tell RFK Jr. how transplants are ruining NYC
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
thinking about this guy's homemade toothpaste
A reddit post from a deleted account that says "Flouride is not good for you. I brush my teeth twice a day with homemade toothpast"
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They also exclude colleges that have openly anti-free speech policies (e.g. Hillsdale) from the rankings because those colleges would rank too highly under their methodology (Hillsdale would probably be first)
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 07/09/2026
Y’all.
Dubs Dubs
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is in California, which arguably has the most NIMBY environmentalists you’ll find: sd11.senate.ca.gov/news/more-ma...
sd11.senate.ca.gov
More Major Environmental Organizations Endorse Senator Wiener’s SB 50, the More HOMES Act
Official website of Senator Scott Wiener, representing California Senate District 11.
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There are pro-housing environmental organizations! Look it up
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Holy shit. I thought he was dead
A screen shot of the top Trending topic:

1. Epstein files court filing
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I hear you—and I apologize. That mushroom was one of the poisonous ones, you’re right. That’s not just useful feedback—it’s you setting a boundary.
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Caesar was Italian-American. Many people don't know this
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
JULIUS CAESAR CROSSING THE RUBICON: 🤌🤌
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The teapot from beauty and the beast with a quote bubble underneath
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
All of the R people smiling down smugly upon the spreadsheet people discourse
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I had to look up who the Republican frontrunner is and from what I can tell her main policy positions are: -against affordable healthcare -against legalizing weed -supported insurrection
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
if *my* adult life is on the line, vaccines are good, but if a *child's* health is at risk well then
Meme of Michael Jordan saying Fuck them Kids
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
revolting against parking by not driving
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
there is nothing Chuck Schumer can do in a 30 second video to make me smile.
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
People in here will post a video of Mamdani being insanely charismatic and say “he’s just being a normal person, why can’t other dems do this??”
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
right screenshot is from this article about the Democratic Party sucking money out of people data4democracy.substack.com/p/hook-and-s...
data4democracy.substack.com
Hook and Squeeze
How Democratic consultants, committees, and party leaders built a fundraising spam pipeline that funnels money from a captive pool of elderly donors into their own operations.
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Marc Elias post about a Washington Post article that praises Todd Blanche. Elias says "I am I am almost without words for what has become of this once proud newspaper. 

I will only say this: Support independent media. Subscribe to Democracy Docket."This investigation was originally developed for The New York Times, where it underwent eight months of editing, multiple rounds of fact-checking, and independent replication of the underlying methodology. The piece had a scheduled publication date when requests for comment were sent. It was only after the Times reached out to the subjects of the investigation for routine comment that the Elias Law Group, representing the DCCC and DSCC, sent a cease-and-desist letter demanding the paper not publish. Although the paper’s fact-checkers and legal department later cleared the piece before sending out a second round of requests for comment, the Times ultimately decided to kill the piece.
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Bluesky's great because whenever there's a big debate on here, an expert will weigh in with facts and all of the people who were wrong will admit their error and move on
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
No no no, they’re mad *other* people might get fined. There’s no selfish motive here, none at all, no way
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Are you a child who cannot face the consequences of your own actions? Sound off in the comments about how you hate speed cameras!
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yea I think my offer was a discount of 20% of my assigned kWh
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
At least at my CS provider (Solstice) the “fee” is just a fraction of your credit (80% in my case) they credit your bill $20, charge you $16, you get $4 net. No credit, no fee. I think that’s how other providers do it too, but I’m not 100% sure. So my “impossible” statement was maybe too confident
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Making my head explode by trying to square this with voting rights cases where correlation between party and race is totally irrelevant
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Illinois Shines has a bunch of resources and contacts for different providers illinoisshines.com/exploring-co...
illinoisshines.com
Exploring Community Solar – Illinois Shines
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You can do community solar and hourly pricing. I think you’re confusing community solar with a alternative supplier that says they use solar
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is correct, it’s impossible to lose money on community solar in ComEd. Also you can do community solar and hourly pricing
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Always been very weird how Vivek got ultra rich but never really explains how, now we know
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the term microblogging is so insulting. not only are you a mere blogger, you’re the most diminutive form of blogger, a blogging baby, essentially
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Wait that’s wild. How can a movie making fun of cops in the year 2026 be anything but excellent
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The shock gloves thing sounds like a gag from Super Troopers. Farva and the boys get drunk and take turns shocking themselves in the down belows
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ME: …and it doesn’t matter how much you love them or how carefully you protect them, eventually they disappear from your life, poof, gone. Is this all life is, this endless cycle of heartbreak and loss? MY THERAPIST: just to clarify, you’re still talking about your favorite pair of socks?
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Young Biden would like a word
Picture of a handsome young man
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
living in areas with beautiful mountain vistas is so unserious. you can gaze upon the distant snowy peaks beyond your window? act like an adult and live someplace where a nice view means a parking lot
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
can't eat solar? explain this
picture of a bag of sun chips
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996)
A line of dark clouds above the skyscrapers of Chicago
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
🎶don't go aaron watershow, please stick to the empty deserts that you're used to 🎶
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Wut. Data centers tripping?
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austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 05/08/2026
KFC announces their frontier-class model briefly escaped its sandbox and attempted to exfiltrate the 27 herbs and spices
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My solution to our dysfunctional politics is to give voters a binky
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
That's why I called him "nimby aligned." The nimbys thought he was a better choice, and he didn't try very hard to dissuade them of that, but I recognize its possible he'll be a pro-housing mayor. Regardless, it is worrying to see a DSA candidate primary a good, pro-housing mayor.
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
That's great. Hopefully Mayor Rabhi turns out to be more pro-housing than candidate Rabhi
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The Michigan primary result you should really be fretting about is the Ann Arbor mayoral primary, where the pro-housing incumbent (Christopher Taylor) lost to the nimby-aligned DSA guy (Yousef Rabhi)
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Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
2016 and 2024 permanently scarred me. I don’t wanna know about the latest ballot drop. Please don’t tell me the polls were off. Even the “I’ve seen enough” jokes make me queasy
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