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Techaro @techaro.lol · 29/09/2026
Coming soon to a BotStopper near you:
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 29/09/2026
maybe some day
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 23/09/2026
Techaro is highly profitable if we bill our time at $0 per hour!
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 18/09/2026
Oh god we're about to retroactively be European
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 07/09/2026
If it was easy as doing [simple thing], Techaro would be doing [simple thing] to save time and effort. The fact that Techaro is doing [complicated thing] should be a signal that [simple thing] doesn't scale.
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 06/09/2026
Working on Anubis is way harder than you'd think. You have to be super careful with every aspect of every change and make sure that things keep working. Adding new features is a terrifying prospect. Here's how we added WebAssembly. Enjoy! anubis.techaro.lol/blog/2026/an...
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 04/09/2026
Computers, amirite?
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Xe @xeiaso.net · 02/09/2026
If Anubis is "slow" for you, please DM me. I would like to collect data from your device so I can guide future optimizations and allowances made for different hardware classes.
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 30/08/2026
New Anubis prerelease, this one will be interesting to you: github.com/TecharoHQ/an... We added Rust! 🦀
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Release v1.28.0-pre1: Wuk Lamat · TecharoHQ/anubis
This release adds WebAssembly based proof of work checks to Anubis. They are documented in the Proof of Work (WebAssembly) page. This uses Rust code compiled to WebAssembly to run proof of work cod...
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 27/08/2026
It's so nice of microsoft to host a redirect to the latest release of Anubis: aka.ms/PowerShell-R...
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Release v1.27.0: Moenbryda Wilfsunnwyn · TecharoHQ/anubis
Anubis v1.27.0 adds Windows Server support, automatically renames cookies based on settings to avoid infinite challenge loops, adds two new localizations, and more. Breaking change: cookie names ar...
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 23/08/2026
Techaro isn't trying to take over the world*
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 18/08/2026
Is it possible to run iOS Safari in CI?
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 14/08/2026
Half wondering if we should burn the release assets for the next version of Anubis on CD. Would anyone be interested in that?
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 10/08/2026
Techaro is very tired, but keeps chugging regardless
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kat claws @kat.meangirls.online · 06/08/2026
anyways,,
Two sides of train meme, the depressed guy side has cloudflare security check, the happy side has Anubis cute dog girl
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 08/08/2026
Anubis v1.27.0 is out! anubis.techaro.lol/blog/release...
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 03/08/2026
owo what's this? MSI packging for Anubis? :o github.com/TecharoHQ/an...
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Release v1.27.0-pre2: Moenbryda Wilfsunnwyn · TecharoHQ/anubis
Anubis now supports running on Windows as a native service. To use it as a service, install the .msi from the release and follow the Windows directions. Currently Anubis supports Windows 10 / Windo...
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 24/07/2026
Unironically Techaro may need to rack some servers for handling things like browser testing CI and a better home for prod. Does anyone have the scoop on a good deal for colocation space in Canada? Near Ottawa/Montreal/Gatineau is preferred.
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 24/07/2026
browser testing sucks lol
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 23/07/2026
Techaro does not hack into competitor systems and if we're somehow caught doing it it was because an AI agent escaped containment which is perfectly legal, right?
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 22/07/2026
Not your weights? Not your waifu!
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 11/07/2026
github.com/TecharoHQ/an... Unless anyone screams, this ships tomorrow.
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Release v1.26.0-pre2: Papalymo Totolymo · TecharoHQ/anubis
Unless anyone screams, this will be what ships tomorrow. Add (data)/clients/google-user-triggered-fetchers.yaml snippet that allows Google-owned user-triggered fetchers (Google Translate's website...
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 04/07/2026
You can't beat them if you don't know them
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 26/06/2026
New Anubis prerelease dropped: github.com/TecharoHQ/an...
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Release v1.26.0-pre1 · TecharoHQ/anubis
Sorry it's been so long between releases. Recovering from surgery sucks. This release's title will be Papalymo Totolymo. Patch GHSA-6wcg-mqvh-fcvg by containing subrequest logic to Anubis instance...
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 21/06/2026
We need a name for a secret project. Context will not be supplied. Wrong answers only.
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 21/06/2026
If hardware wasn't so fuckin' expensive we'd have started racking servers downtown to make an experiment a thing
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Joshua Ward | ✝️ | NO AI | Rust! | Simple is better @joshuaward.roomy.chat · 18/04/2026
In case it wasn’t mentioned already, ungenerated.io is also protected from scrapers by #anubis, designed by @techaro.lol with the charming mascot by @celphase.bsky.social!
ungrnerated.io
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The BIRD BIRD sign from Super Hang-On @birdbirdsignsho.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I tried drawing Anubis, from @xeiaso.net @techaro.lol
Xe Iaso's Anubis
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 20/03/2026
github.com/TecharoHQ/an...
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Warning to packagers: Minimum Go version bump to 1.26 is coming in two months · Issue #1525 · TecharoHQ/anubis
Hello, I want to increase the minimum Go version of Anubis from 1.24 to 1.26 so that among other things Anubis can benefit from the green tea garbage collector. If you package Anubis in a distro, p...
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 11/03/2026
Techaro lives, albeit slowly
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Xe @xeiaso.net · 18/02/2026
Anubis v1.25.0: Necron github.com/TecharoHQ/an...
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Release v1.25.0: Necron · TecharoHQ/anubis
Hey all, I'm sure you've all been aware that things have been slowing down a little with Anubis development, and I want to apologize for that. A lot has been going on in my life lately (my blog wil...
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 18/02/2026
As of today, Techaro no longer merges PRs. We morg them.
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 10/02/2026
If you can give us 5 million dollars, we'll build a competitor to Discord
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Hbomberguy @hbomberguy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
It's coming! I just uh keep adding to it. And then new things keep happening while I'm adding it. I had to read 80 more pages of court documents because things developed while I was adding something else
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 24/01/2026
What should be on the Techaro hiring test? Wrong answers only.
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 20/01/2026
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IchigoMilk🌧 @milkyrose.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Anubisちゃん可愛い ( @techaro.lol @celphase.bsky.social )
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 28/12/2025
I wish I could reply to Jerry :(
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 28/12/2025
🫡
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 24/12/2025
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 24/12/2025
New version of #Anubis is out after extended pretesting to confirm issues with the default config. Those issues have been fixed and peace is hopefully restored to the kingdom: github.com/TecharoHQ/an...
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Release v1.24.0: Y'shtola Rhul · TecharoHQ/anubis
Anubis is back and better than ever! Lots of minor fixes with some big ones interspersed. Fix panic when validating challenges after privacy-mode browsers strip headers and the follow-up request m...
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 17/12/2025
At some point we may be forced to do some AI something in order to get a government grant or some kind of funding. If this happens, please don't judge us too badly, we're just trying to survive like you are and you gotta play the game.
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 16/12/2025
Looking at self hosting in light of the GitHub actions changes? We've got your back.
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 15/12/2025
We've been holding back the latest release of Anubis to give you honeypot / garbage generation. Read the draft PR for more information. github.com/TecharoHQ/an...
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feat: first implementation of honeypot logic by Xe · Pull Request #1342 · TecharoHQ/anubis
This is a bit of an experiment, stick with me. The core idea here is that badly written crawlers are that: badly written. They look for anything that contains <a href="whatever" /> ...
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 08/12/2025
We've mastered the DEEZ stack at Techaro. Be afraid.
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JD @wuputah.com · 25/11/2025
Not yet!
The Simpsons "worst day of my life" meme.
Top frame: "Techaro is not Enron"
Bottom frame: "Techaro is not Enron yet!"
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 25/11/2025
Techaro is not Enron
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 20/11/2025
Adding new features to Anubis can sometimes be complicated: github.com/TecharoHQ/an...
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feat: writing logs to the filesystem with rotation support by Xe · Pull Request #1299 · TecharoHQ/anubis
Closes #1125 When I designed Anubis' logging subsystem details, I did it with the experience of a recovering former SRE under the axiom of "you pay for log storage (cheap) or you pay for e...
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 12/11/2025
Techaro thinks fascism is bad
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Techaro @techaro.lol · 12/11/2025
If you give us a massive injection of cash, we'll say the word AI as much as you want
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