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VanessaBanessa (she/her)

@vparker1990.bsky.social
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she/her 💖💜💙 Here for Supernatural, RWRB, Heated Rivalry, silly jokes, folks, and state of affairs

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VanessaBanessa (she/her) @vparker1990.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Killer Dinner so good, I told a few friends to create profiles on my account so they could watch and catch up because WE NEED TO TALK
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VanessaBanessa (she/her) @vparker1990.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Idk what non-profit needs to hear this, but don’t call people after they update their payment method for monthly donations solely to tell them that while you appreciate the donation, it actually doesn’t go very far and they can actually be doing more than they already have been (for almost 10 yrs).
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VanessaBanessa (she/her) @vparker1990.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Was at Panera today for monthly book club, walked out and learned a worker had been shot in the restaurant right next to us 15 ft away 3 minutes earlier (1st responders hadn’t arrived on scene yet). Witnesses said shooter looked like a kid who immediately ran off. Just heartbreaking (and scary).
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VanessaBanessa (she/her) @vparker1990.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Watching my pre-ordered Heated Rivalry team Canada fleece jacket drift further and further away (idk if this will specifically affect their delivery once they’re finally produced and ready to ship, but this vibe in general is just bleak).
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Matt @nosoupforgeorge.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sophie Cunningham scored 0 points in 15 minutes for the Fever tonight. Thought I'd share these stats, since she wants us to talk about basketball now.
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VanessaBanessa (she/her) @vparker1990.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I NEED to stop watching My Life with the Walter Boys because it really is that ridiculous 🫩 (season 3 IS my breaking point: I WILL NOT watch season 4 😤😮‍💨)
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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Image from the illuminated edition of the Trump Bible.
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VanessaBanessa (she/her) @vparker1990.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My company offered me a promotion and starting salary, I countered with $1-2,000 more, and they offered me $1,500 more to their original offer. I accepted lol. This was so stressful; 1st time I’ve ever had to determine my own starting salary lol (I ended on the higher end of where they start people)
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VanessaBanessa (she/her) @vparker1990.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
when I say “women supporting women” I mean my coworker sending me a salary range to aim for when I meet with my regional director tomorrow based on current company demand, comparable salaries at other companies in the last 2 weeks, and the start salaries of the last 3 BCBAs hired at our company 💀💀💀
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
😹 can never get over how relentlessly hilariously stupid this fuckin guy is
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 27/06/2026
Black text on a white page that reads:

Today marks 11 years since Obergefell v. Hodges affirmed a simple, profound truth: everyone has the right to marry the person they love.

It's a day to celebrate the generations of LGBTQ+ people and organizers who fought to make that promise a reality. When so many protections are being challenged, we should remember what it looks like when the Supreme Court expands freedoms instead of revoking them.

Love is always worth defending. Happy Pride.
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VanessaBanessa (she/her) @vparker1990.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
UNIVERSE, I SEE WHAT DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISM HAS DONE FOR OTHERS-
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Krystál 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @krystalbitch.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
New York City really does have the Mandate of Heaven
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 14/06/2026
NEW YORK CITY IS ON A GENERATIONAL RUN.
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VanessaBanessa (she/her) @vparker1990.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
CONGRATULATIONS, KNICKS!!! Will never not be funny to me that they won in 5, losing their only finals game and first game in 2 months that Trump chose to disgrace with his presence 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
START SPREADING THE NEWS!!!!!
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Dana Houle @danahoule.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Last time the Knicks were NBA champions was the year the DOJ charged Fred & Donald Trump with housing discrimination based on race.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/06/2026
going to laugh forever about the Knicks only losing the Trump Game immaculate scriptwriting, no notes
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It took Mamdani five months to get rid of the NYC deficit and oversee a Knicks title. 🫡
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It's possible to derive joy from other people's joy.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/06/2026
HISTORY.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao
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VanessaBanessa (she/her) @vparker1990.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Oh that no-call on the landing foul for the Knicks has me TIGHT
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Hercules and Nessus, by Giambologna, 1599
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VanessaBanessa (she/her) @vparker1990.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Booing is not enough. I need raw audio of the arena with no noise suppression 😈😈😈
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VanessaBanessa (she/her) @vparker1990.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I’ve just started watching enough of the NBA finals game 3 to hearing the booing during the national anthem when the president was shown on the Jumbotron 💀
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
De Vaartkapoen, by Tom Frantzen, 1985
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VanessaBanessa (she/her) @vparker1990.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I mainly work off-site so I don’t make it on the employee shout out board too often…worked from the clinic today and spotted this while waiting for my lunch to heat up. HR really finds me everywhere 😭 (and my coworker was so funny she went “I was wondering when you’d catch that stray compliment!”)🥲
A written compliment that says “shout out for being the bestest bud and understanding my pain </3 HR4ever”
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VanessaBanessa (she/her) @vparker1990.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Bought the heated Rivalry Team Canada fleece collab and I’m gonna be riding this high for a while. I’ve wanted it for over 6 months 🥹🥹🥹
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VanessaBanessa (she/her) @vparker1990.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
❤️‍🔥Heated Rivalry sweeping the Canadian Screen Awards with 16 wins feels like PRIDE ❤️‍🔥 HAPPY START OF PRIDE MONTH, Y’ALL 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
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Michigan Jamiroquai Frog @radactspacemud.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Obsession is a grim, nasty little movie. Also grimly funny. Seriously, my theater was packed, and it was nervous laughter the whole run-time. Absolutely horrible time all around. 10/10, can only recommend to sickos.
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Doug @dtalbeaux.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
So .. I'm not sure a movie has ever filled me with so much anxiety in a movie theater than "Obsession." Lol. Not a perfect movie, but a deeply unpleasant one. Not meant as a criticism. But...it's a dark one.
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VanessaBanessa (she/her) @vparker1990.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I went into the movie ‘Obsession’ blind and my only review is that the stranger next to me at the end turned and said “this movie makes me want to go to church” 😩 me too girl because wtf (appreciatively).
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 12/05/2026
Genuinely funny that Alito just wrote a whole opinion making clear that the only thing Republicans have to do to gerrymander Black people out of electoral existence is say "this is about politics, not race," and then this genius is like CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW MANY BLACK PEOPLE ARE IN THAT DISTRICT??
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VanessaBanessa (she/her) @vparker1990.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
When the Supreme Court Majority eviscerated the Voting Rights Act but the only aspect they kept was that explicit racial intent could still not be used to gerrymander districts and everyone thought "this will be hard to prove because no one is going to explicitly state race as a political factor"...
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VanessaBanessa (she/her) @vparker1990.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Trump once again projecting on his main: fork found in kitchen
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VanessaBanessa (she/her) @vparker1990.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
What is the likelihood of us getting a trailer for RWRW by Aug/Sept for a December 2026 release? That’d be ideal 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
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VanessaBanessa (she/her) @vparker1990.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
My nephews came home and didn’t know I was waiting for them at their house. My 10-yr-old nephew cheered when he saw me and gave me a big hug, squishing my glasses. I went “wait my glasses!!” And he goes “I don’t care about glasses I care about you!!!” 😭😭😭 today’s been a good day LOL
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VanessaBanessa (she/her) @vparker1990.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
An employee at my work asked to interview me as a “professional” for her school project and it’s my first time being asked 🥹. I remember having to interview people for my grad program and I hated the pressure. Now I’m about to be interviewed and I’m still stressed LOL
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VanessaBanessa (she/her) @vparker1990.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Like, it’s a crime scene????
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This is the least he should do. Resigning from the House is also necessary.
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NASA {bot} @nasa.xmirror.bot · 11/04/2026
Big smiles from Christina and Victor on the deck of the USS John P. Murtha, as they waited to be escorted for their routine post-mission medical checks.
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VanessaBanessa (she/her) @vparker1990.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
This past Monday (Moon Rendevous) to today (Splash-landing on Earth) has been such a delight for me. I've truly been basking in moonjoy because everything else is a dumpster fire.
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a view of the earth from space with a blue glow
Alt: a view of the earth from space with a blue glow and an Artemis NASA logo
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Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 252,756 MILES AWAY, WENT FULLY AROUND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LAND IN THE PRECISE LOCATION THEY WANTED EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Artemis II has successfully landed on the Planet of the Apes
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Governor Gavin Newsom @governor.ca.gov · 11/04/2026
NASA's Artemis II crew is back on Earth, splashing down off the California coast. It marks the United States’ first crewed lunar mission in more than 50 years. California is proud to have played a part in its success from start to finish!
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
as someone who’s not mathematically inclined this shit is goddamn SORCERY
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
what do you MEAN my flight will be late, i just watched something from THE MOON land on time
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Derek Newsome @derek.space · 11/04/2026
Shoutout to the Mets for this 📸 @mets.com
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