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Ari Voukydis

@voukydis.bsky.social
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There’s a good chance I taught your improv class at UCB. Portfolio and stuff at www.arivoukydis.com ☘️ 🏆 🏀 “NBA CELTICS BEST TEAM MOST TITLES”

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Ari Voukydis @voukydis.bsky.social · 18h
I assume the answer is “shame.”
USA Today headline: “Jackie the bald eagle’s mysterious cause of death revealed”
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What to do if your friend is sad
1) DRESS THEM
IN A COOL
JACKET
2) REMOVE THEM FROM THE PERSON OR LOCATION THAT IS MAKING THEM SAD
3) LOWER
THEM
SLOWLY
INTO THE PIT
"farewell"
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls.
A small machine, the front resembles a smiling face, and its back reflected in the mirror behind it resembles a horrified face.
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Ari Voukydis @voukydis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There’s a radio ad that plays constantly during #RedSox games that starts with “Having insurance is a must-have” and it drives me BONKAZ.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
New Yorkers had to subsidize the $117 million that the NYPD paid out for misconduct lawsuits in 2025 alone, even though most of them were never personally abused by a cop. Where's your worried op-ed on that one?
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
or, and stay with me here, this is exactly what taxes are meant for and not funding billinaires, corporations, wars, and genocides
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with
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Second Ave. Sagas @2avesag.as · 06/07/2026
The article abstract which reads: "Large cities worldwide have adopted congestion pricing to reduce urban traffic, with well-documented benefits for travel speeds, accident rates, and air quality. This paper identifies a novel external benefit: faster emergency medical service response times. We provide the first evidence on how the congestion pricing program in New York City – the first comprehensive cordon-based congestion pricing system in the U.S. that was implemented on January 5th 2025 – affects emergency medical service (EMS) response performance. Exploiting the sharp geographic boundary of New York City's congestion relief zone at 60th Street and a difference-in-discontinuities design applied to approximately 1.6 million EMS incidents, we find that the January 2025 implementation of congestion pricing reduced passenger vehicle traffic by roughly 21 percent near the boundary and improved total EMS travel times by 63–70 seconds, approximately 5–6 percent. Effects emerged quickly and show little evidence of displacement to adjacent areas. A concurrent FDNY directive requiring transport to the nearest hospital confounds standard difference-in-differences estimates but not our boundary-based design. These findings suggest that cost-benefit analyses of congestion pricing systematically understate net social benefits by omitting emergency response improvements."
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Ari Voukydis @voukydis.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
How your email finds me
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MadGreek 🧿 @madgreek2024.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
"MY MAYOR'S MUSLIM MY BAGELS ARE JEWISH MY CHRISTIAN DIOR KNICKS IN FOUR!" This is why I love this city. NYC. We are diverse. And yet United. We are immigrants and yet, American! Damn, it's a good time being in New York. And being a Knicks fan. I ❤️ NY.
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Andy Cortez @andycortez.cool · 04/06/2026
Ohhh look at me I'm New York City. I have an awesome basketball team with likeable players and a mayor that cares about making life better for every citizen man fuck you
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
the best argument against democracy is 5 mins with the median voter, the best argument for democracy is remembering that without it, thats who gets what they want, not you
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Ari Voukydis @voukydis.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Why?
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Walter MOONdale @dabenner.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Rudy Giuliani, I'll always remember how you put the nypd counterterrorism office in the twin towers so you could be closer to you mistress so on 9/11 itself you had no place to coordinate a response, causing the deaths of hundreds of firefighters.
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Ari Voukydis @voukydis.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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Ari Voukydis @voukydis.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Derek, Prichard, and Hugo
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Ari Voukydis @voukydis.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
How much food would a food truck truck if a food truck could truck food
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This amount could fully fund the National Endowment for the Arts for over 120 years
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Ari Voukydis @voukydis.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This is like (actual) wolves vs (chicken) nuggets #nba
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Ari Voukydis @voukydis.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I was reading an article about distracted driving but I couldn’t finish it because some stupid kid ran into the street.
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Ari Voukydis @voukydis.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Seems implausible but I guess it’s worth a try? Thank you for your sacrifice, Mr. Secretary.
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Ari Voukydis @voukydis.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The other part I can’t wrap my head around is the whole “I did not join the military to follow ORDERS, I need my freedom of choice restored” attitude.
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Ari Voukydis @voukydis.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Duolingo has apparently also been watching the #RedSox
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Ari Voukydis @voukydis.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Yesssss. The prodigal son has returned!
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Micah @rincewind.run · 11/04/2026
there is no politician so irreplaceable that we must overlook sexual misconduct because nobody else could possibly fill their shoes
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Anna Horford @annahorford.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO WANT THIS STUPID F*CKING WAR ARE THOSE WHO ARE PROFITING FROM IT. AMERICANS JUST WANT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE & LIVABLE WAGES & AFFORDABLE GAS & GROCERIES. WE ARE ON A FLOATING ROCK IN SPACE WITH PLENTY OF RESOURCES. LITERALLY ALL OF OUR SUFFERING IS MANUFACTURED
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Ari Voukydis @voukydis.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I was one of those kids who would pull a random book off the shelf at the school library and read it, which is how I read “Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret” at age ten, with nobody to prep/contextualize/explain ANY of it to me. And you know what? I think I’m ultimately a better man for it.
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Ari Voukydis @voukydis.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
If you think about it the United States is 1-1 vs Venezuela this year
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." -Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
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Cindy aka Mrs. Celtics ☘️ @mrsceltics.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I’m beginning to think that FIFA peace prize doesn’t mean all that much
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Ari Voukydis @voukydis.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Damn, we really ought to get Andrew Jackson off the $20 one of these days, huh? I know it’s not like Top 1,000 Things right now, but just saying.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 25/02/2026
These dogs are having the time of their lives following this week's historic blizzard in the Northeast. Please enjoy. 14/10 for all
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Ari Voukydis @voukydis.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I don’t think this is how you use this meme.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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Ari Voukydis @voukydis.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Not My President’s Day
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Valentine's cards used to be fucking brutal lmao
I'll be sunk if you won't be my valentine
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
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Ari Voukydis @voukydis.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Not to be the meme police but that’s not how this meme works.
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Wrong Station @thewrongstation.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
every free state should do this California's Evidence Bank For ICE Crimes open.substack.com/pub/brianbeu...
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California's Evidence Bank For ICE Crimes
A model for the next Minneapolis, from Attorney General Rob Bonta.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Not getting killed by ICE is easy, simply avoid driving a car or holding up your phone anywhere near wherever ICE is operating (everywhere)
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Ari Voukydis @voukydis.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Where are all my libertarian / 2A homies who spent 20 years telling me they need guns to protect us from tyranny?? It’s HERE. Sack UP. Let’s GO.
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AAHHHHH!ddy, @addyct.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Prosecute ICE is the new moderate position
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
These people have the worst cases of Stockholm Syndrome! The answer to this should be, "You're a public servant. I expect you to answer my question civilly and without insults. If you can't, find me someone who can." What would happen? He'd get barred from these sham events? And lose what, exactly?
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Ari Voukydis @voukydis.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Do you have to be a Christian to believe in the antichrist?
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." -Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
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Ari Voukydis @voukydis.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Abolish ICE
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Ari Voukydis @voukydis.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I don’t make the rules.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/01/2026
the government should be spending one billion dollars to make a new XCOM game that runs on all systems including ipad
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
WOW!!!!!!!
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