vorbis @vorbis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I've been absentee voting in the US for 15 years, through e-mail and online forms. this year is the first year I've been asked to submit a photo of my photo ID to fill out the ballot. they'll surely delete of this picture of my actual passport, right? nothing to worry about 010
vorbis @vorbis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Ebenezer Obey has a seemingly clairvoyant ability to avoid any bad notes 000
vorbis @vorbis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026buying a new car in 2026 feels very much like swimming against the stream, but fuck it we ball 000
vorbis @vorbis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026back in the eastern time zone and I'm ready for my siesta at 10:30am 🥴 010
Reposted by vorbiskwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 24/04/2026at least once every few weeks i think about the fact that the only reason big bird wasn’t on the challenger is because the costume didn’t fit in the crew cabin 6383
vorbis @vorbis.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I'm on a journey of discovery. I just learned I can operate my ipad using a pepperette as a finger. 020
vorbis @vorbis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026we were robbed of a world where Jim Varney lived long enough to be on Cameo so I could hire him to say "teledildonics" in his Ernest P Worrell voice 1316
vorbis @vorbis.bsky.social · 25/07/2026friendly reminder that Link Wray once wrote a song that was banned from the radio for delinquency, despite being an instrumental with no vocals 010
vorbis @vorbis.bsky.social · 15/07/2026not sure I've ever seen a golden hour at 10am wtf is going on 220
vorbis @vorbis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026McConnell has been living on borrowed phosphorous for years. give it back to the earth, were-turtle 000
vorbis @vorbis.bsky.social · 06/07/2026until I hear otherwise, definitively: Mitch McConnell is the worst polio survivor in the world 030
vorbis @vorbis.bsky.social · 06/07/2026@jonbois.bsky.social do you want to talk about fantasy football 000
vorbis @vorbis.bsky.social · 28/06/2026we got a sniper rifle looking over the pride parade route this afternoon 221
Reposted by vorbisGlenn Kenny @glennkenny.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Last Year At Marienbad/This Month At The State Fair 25626147
Reposted by vorbisb𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 27/06/2026the com in .com is short for company. i trust you will correct your pronunciation 1428
Reposted by vorbisJasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 10/06/2026this might be the best headline i’ve ever read 13683012480
vorbis @vorbis.bsky.social · 27/05/2026having low spoons means that walk to the corner you do every day knocks you flat for 3 hours and you can't even figure out why it happened 010
Reposted by vorbisJesse @eegah.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I’m glad somebody finally said it. Enough of the disrespect 0416
vorbis @vorbis.bsky.social · 25/05/2026got an email this morning congratulating me for 25 years having a livejournal 010
vorbis @vorbis.bsky.social · 21/05/2026mildly fixated on a cumbia cover of that famous Hoobastank song and this is just how it goes inside my head sometimes 140
vorbis @vorbis.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Nationalize every stolen dollar and let them starve on the streets 010
vorbis @vorbis.bsky.social · 15/05/2026my new favorite term for having a child is "popping a sprog" 000
vorbis @vorbis.bsky.social · 14/05/2026the world of nail files is ripe for a technological breakthrough. get on it, nerds 020
vorbis @vorbis.bsky.social · 09/05/2026redesign air bags in vehicles to instead eject passengers on first alert of collision, with precisely calculated ejection telemetry to easily clear immediate wreckage area. must not have human bodies contaminating the petroleum-sourced interior in inevitable incidents 000
vorbis @vorbis.bsky.social · 04/05/2026imagine you’re talking a photo and an alarm goes off, alerting you that you’ve just taken the photo that will be displayed at your funeral 000
vorbis @vorbis.bsky.social · 28/04/2026the cat blames me for the rain. I tried singing Pennies from Heaven to him but to no effect 010
vorbis @vorbis.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Having divested from US real estate a couple months ago, and getting some distance from that situation, it is becoming increasingly clear that being a landlord, even one with self-expressed best intentions, was poisonous for my soul 000
vorbis @vorbis.bsky.social · 19/04/2026"scan the qr code to register your new dish rack" let me stop you exactly right there jabroni 030
vorbis @vorbis.bsky.social · 16/04/2026new Boards of Canada thing and new collaboration song/video about ICE/George Floyd protests by Tom Waits and Massive Attack. music marches on, folks 031
vorbis @vorbis.bsky.social · 11/04/2026TIL I was in the same year as Christina Koch at NCSU and who knows, maybe we had some classes together that first year before I changed my major away from engineering, so that's pretty cool 020
vorbis @vorbis.bsky.social · 29/03/2026as a man I believe it should be a lot easier to find pink underwear for myself without compromising on style 120
vorbis @vorbis.bsky.social · 25/03/2026afaict the new memeslop on youtube is "such-and-such just became exactly what [thing] fears most" notice it once and notice it a thousand times 000
