Jacob Whittaker @vonfunkenstein.bsky.social · 1hFinally I can play Ironman Ivan Stewart's Racing in real life 021
Jacob Whittaker @vonfunkenstein.bsky.social · 2hPeter Parker is a Yankees fan but Miles Morales is a Mets fan and that is why Miles is the better Spider-Man 200
Reposted by Jacob WhittakerSarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 15hI don’t like to be mean about looks but it’s hard not to if it’s a terrible person who *chose* her face and looks EXACTLY like if a skeleton f***ed the Sandworm from Beetlejuice. 41421
Jacob Whittaker @vonfunkenstein.bsky.social · 15hPhone misspelled my own last name, banner moment in Jake autoswipe bullshit 020
Jacob Whittaker @vonfunkenstein.bsky.social · 15hThrow your cheers and gratitude on the field -Jake Whitaker 110
Reposted by Jacob Whittaker#TeslaTakedown @teslatakedown.com · 03/10/2026Since 👇 post 9 days ago, Elon has spent almost $11 million more, over a million bucks a day. In the Senate races alone, he's spent: $8.7m in Texas $4.5m in Ohio $4m in Michigan 38594255
Jacob Whittaker @vonfunkenstein.bsky.social · 18hOnly the diehards are giving him the time of day. He's gonna do what he wants to do regardless. Acting out of fear will not save us from his poor impulse control. 000
Reposted by Jacob WhittakerLauren Dracula 🧛♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 19hWe have been living in the Black Hole Sun video for about a decade now 1463716467
Reposted by Jacob Whittakerbryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 21hah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare... 94134074492
Reposted by Jacob WhittakerMelissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 23hreading this, recalling how quickly the killing of Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman slipped out of the newsphoenixnewtimes.comCongressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signsEmbarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing. 1957751825
Reposted by Jacob WhittakerVidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 23hHey folks! My team is hiring a corporate security engineer. We’re looking for someone who wants to automate a ton of IT processes and build/manage terraform for things like Okta and Jamf. You’d have some basic IT helpdesk work too, with the mindset of “let’s automate the annoying parts” 153
Jacob Whittaker @vonfunkenstein.bsky.social · 23hProud to be one of the first bandwagon White Sox fans to have experienced the majesty of color photography 030
Reposted by Jacob WhittakerHeather Antos @heatherantos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026And last...but certainly not least...my final STAR TREK book has been announced. STAR TREK: ROC'S EGG -- a brand-new mystery graphic novel from the one and only TIMOTHY ZAHN!!! @idwpublishing.com nerdist.com/article/excl...nerdist.comSTAR WARS Author Timothy Zahn to Write First STAR TREK Graphic Novel (Exclusive)Iconic Star Wars author and Grand Admiral Thrawn creator Timothy Zahn will write his first Star Trek story for IDW in 2027. 1124440
Jacob Whittaker @vonfunkenstein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026When Ken Paxton polls go up, Ken Paxton takes them down 010
Jacob Whittaker @vonfunkenstein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Small Soldiers is a fucked up movie and deserves more love than it receives 000
Reposted by Jacob WhittakerKelcie Moseley-Morris @kelciemmorris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026ICYMI: The Idaho Capital Sun worked up a rundown of the contributions supporting and opposing the abortion rights measure on the ballot next month, including top donors to each campaign. Visualizations by yours truly.idahocapitalsun.comSupporters and opponents of Idaho's abortion rights initiative, Prop 1, have raised millions • Idaho Capital SunTwo Idaho political action committees, or PACS, on both sides of the proposed abortion rights initiative, Proposition 1, have spent $1.3 million combined. 36128
Jacob Whittaker @vonfunkenstein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have a slightly different read, but your points are valid. It can certainly be two things. 070
Jacob Whittaker @vonfunkenstein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hey, the worst part of that Trump "LA/San Diego should be destroyed" story? That's him being aware via DNI briefs that there are things planned in the near term, and him dreaming of the best possible outcomes that he thinks would benefit him directly the most. 021
Jacob Whittaker @vonfunkenstein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Ken Paxton knows where every missing child is. He has always known. 020
Reposted by Jacob WhittakerBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i'm snort-laughing 1146138
Jacob Whittaker @vonfunkenstein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Another rapture grifter dies wrong, bringing the score to 12,486 to 0. 030
Jacob Whittaker @vonfunkenstein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You did not want to, but you missed a thing 000
Jacob Whittaker @vonfunkenstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Bandido vs Kofi?!?static.klipy.comFamous Actors Nodding MemeAlt: Famous Actors Nodding Meme 000
Reposted by Jacob WhittakerJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/10/2026if you haven't had the chance to catch any of the history of charging the mound: The Big One streams live on youtube tomorrow night, free to watch for everybody ROBIN VENTURA VS. NOLAN RYAN 9 pm eastern 83 minutes, color, closed captioning available www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6gX...youtube.comROBIN VENTURA vs. NOLAN RYANYouTube video by Secret Base 329545
Reposted by Jacob WhittakerElisa 🌶️🥔 @spicytater.bsky.social · 05/10/2026*rage screaming* Can’t say what I want to say but every single one of these types of men needs to be removed from the planet. 071
Reposted by Jacob WhittakerKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 05/10/2026Especially since he claims in the story he was only vaguely aware of the things people were saying about Haitians in Springfield online. If he was spreading that slander himself, that seems real relevant 8210480
Jacob Whittaker @vonfunkenstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I saw alien when I was like five. All of us saw alien when we were like five. Alien is not a good movie for children. 010
Jacob Whittaker @vonfunkenstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026LANTERNS was amazing. Courage without fear is useless. Being a space cop carries the same baggage as any other cop: The duty to the mission can overwhelm the humanity of any given moment. Fighting for community is enough. Protecting people is the greatest oath of all. 000
Reposted by Jacob WhittakerDavid Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This is sad news. Simon was a big help with this story that showed Howard Lutnick apparently lied about his business entanglement with Jeffrey Epstein—a story that deserves more attention. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...motherjones.comNew details from Epstein files reveal Lutnick had years-long business tie with sex offenderThe commerce secretary apparently still hasn't come clean on his connection with Epstein. 1442175941
Reposted by Jacob WhittakerStacie loves blood donors @stacieloves.bsky.social · 04/10/2026She's hiding all the replies pointing out that she did no fact checking before taking this guy's word for it that he was a "lifelong Democrat who had voted for Trump for the first time in 2024." Facts matter. 2235
Reposted by Jacob WhittakerPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You can’t have it both ways. You can’t be “It’s simple math, vote blue no matter who, grow up” and ALSO believe you are fighting fascism by making calculations as to who’s expendable. The world we’re in now demands more from us. More from everyone. 435271712