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Chris Alfano

@volumefact.bsky.social
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Bass/vocals: @eastofthewall.bsky.social Vocals: Slaughtersun Guitar: Ghostwood Orchestra Formerly @thepostmansyndrome.bsky.social, Day Without Dawn, NY in 64, etc. linktr.ee/eastofthewall youtube.com/@eastofthewall

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East of the Wall @eastofthewall.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Back up in Brooklyn on December 4th for Cross Island Connect's 2nd annual toy drive. Tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/2026-holid...
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: The Police Sirens of Titan
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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If anyone would like to see a short video of a dog using their tail as a rotar blade, this is your lucky day.
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Me and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦 @mnotme.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The extremely rare catcopus.
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Duck Tales
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
It's a saute with a, light breading.
Eggplant saute
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
This a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.
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East of the Wall @eastofthewall.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
We have the best fans.
East of the Wall t-shirt with an ICE out of Minnesota DIY screen-printed back.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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opfuchs.gay @opfuchs.gay · 03/01/2026
I'm hardly original in saying this, but a lot of people are going to try to make this about whether Maduro being gone is good or bad as such, rather than the blatant violation of international and US law in a destabilizing act of aggression. Don't fall for it.
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Ruin two bands by combining them. Kiss Meatloaf
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23/12/2025
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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Queer and Pleasant Danger @monsterologist.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Moria Carey.
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Queer and Pleasant Danger @monsterologist.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Me First and the Gimli Gimlis.
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Middle Earth, Middle Wind, and Middle Fire
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
No one gives a fuck about Gaston, Squawks or clucks about Gaston, Wants them testing their luck with some film about Gaston.
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy, Charlie Brown?
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Unknown man Speaks to the world Suck in your trust A trap in every word. War for territory!
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 10/11/2025
this is literally never not accurate
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I admit it, I'm only learning Japanese so I can make puns in a new language. My first one: ロック ロック ロック
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
This Friday.
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
MAGA: "We're bringing back macho masculinity for manly men" Also MAGA: "Who's the most special pwesident in the whoooole wide world?"
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Until shows increase, the shows will continue.
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
We're done slightly diminishing bands. We must increase bands. Yankeetallica
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Slightly diminish a band: The Grateful "Mostly Dead"
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Slightly diminish a band: Man or Another Equivalent Man?
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Thoughts and Prayers Against the Machine
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Jog DMC
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 09/08/2025
you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!
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Eli@BLK Mkt PX 🔜PAXU @blackmarketpress.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Very proud and excited to share with you all : MAIZE BORG FREE Community Building Kernel Edition Available now! 🌽 blackmarketpress.itch.io/maize-borg-k...
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MAIZE BORG: Kernel Edition by Black Market Press
A rules lite TTRPG in the Mesoamerican New World of Uay. Compatible with Mork Borg. Free Text Only Edition
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East of the Wall @eastofthewall.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Shows with Cryptodira aren't just for Long Island anymore. We added an NJ show to the weekend. Bound Brook Moose Lodge, July 25
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East of the Wall @eastofthewall.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
After a decade away from Long Island, we return for Cryptodira's record release show in Amityville with Loss Becomes, Husbandry, and Machine Baby. Tickets: www.etix.com/ticket/p/517...
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
"Heaven's wish to destroy all minds. Holy Explosion!"
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
"For Pride Month this year I'm thinking we go with an 'In the Navy' theme." "Old Navy? Got it."
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Lmao
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
If we invade Greenland, are we obliged by NATO terms to retaliate against ourselves?
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I have a lot of regrets in this life. Transitioning out of working in media journalism is definitely not one of them.
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I got 99 problems but a trolley ain't one.
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I'm playing in Philadelphia and its periphery a lot recently for some reason.
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Hey Google AI, that's not how math works.
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
"But if you look at the actual content of what they said...." which is of course easy to do since it was accidentally shared with a major publication.
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
The Snyder cut of a pizza would be square, yet somehow also far too long.
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Trying to razzle dazzle you with the old "any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" routine, except the technology is "deleting a database".
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I've read most of the analyses of the DOGE 2025 "receipts" site. This, from NPR, is the best I've read so far. Some of what they claim to have cut haven't been cut, other "cuts" will incur costs down the road. NPR says DOGE has made $2B of cuts, not $55B. www.npr.org/2025/02/19/n...
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DOGE released data about federal contract savings. It doesn't add up
A new government tracker claims DOGE has saved billions from ending federal contracts. But an NPR analysis of the data finds the claimed savings don't add up.
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
#gobirds
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Notable that Elons crew of incels and edgelords are full fledged men for the purposes of being given the keys to car to run the govt. But for the purposes of being accountable for their actions they’re just kids from good families with youthful indiscretions.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 05/02/2025
Breaking news: State attorneys general from California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Illinois, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York, Nevada, Vermont, and Wisconsin advise Trump's EO banning trans care is unlawful, hospitals should provide care. Big counter salvo!
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Attorney General Neronha and 14 attorneys general issue joint statement on protecting access to gender-affirming care | Rhode Island Attorney General's Office
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
More of this please
NEW YORK (AP) — New York Attorney General Letitia James on Monday told hospitals that they would be violating state law if they comply with an executive order from President Donald Trump aimed at curtailing federal funding for gender-affirming care treatment for young people.

In a letter, James told health care facilities that refusing to provide the treatments would violate New York’s anti-discrimination laws.

“Regardless of the availability of federal funding, we write to further remind you of your obligations to comply with New York State laws,” her letter reads.
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 03/02/2025
What’s his beef against USAID in particu….oh. Wow.
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Elon Musk

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We spent the weekend feeding USAID into the wood chipper. 

Could gone to some great parties.

Did that instead.U.S. policy was to help bring an end to apartheid and establish a nonracial, democratic government. In response to this policy and the Act, USAID/South Africa was responsible for financing projects that apartheid victims viewed as critical in promoting social, political, and economic change through peaceful means.

The mission enabled community consultation and ensured that the United States did not impose foreign-defined solutions to local problems. USAID created projects and activities to respond to the priorities of the black community and its leaders, maximized black participation and leadership, and ensured activities had a linkage to the general objectives of U.S. policy.

First-year funding for the program was $25 million, which was raised to $50 million the second year. The main project areas were community outreach and leadership development to redress the repression of black-led institutions; educational support and training to address the educational crisis in South Africa; black private enterprise development to combat the inhibiting effects of apartheid–induced discrimination in private enterprise; university grants to help create a new generation of economic and political leaders; human rights; legal assistance; labor union training; and health and nutrition
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Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Sega DreamCats PlayStation Evita Yentlivision
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