Reposted by Chris AlfanoEast of the Wall @eastofthewall.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Back up in Brooklyn on December 4th for Cross Island Connect's 2nd annual toy drive. Tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/2026-holid... 021
Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Ruin a book by adding a word: The Police Sirens of Titan 000
Reposted by Chris AlfanoStevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 20/07/2026If anyone would like to see a short video of a dog using their tail as a rotar blade, this is your lucky day. 249127932288
Reposted by Chris AlfanoMe and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦 @mnotme.bsky.social · 07/05/2026The extremely rare catcopus. 307185663331
Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 17/02/2026This a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone. 020
Reposted by Chris AlfanoEast of the Wall @eastofthewall.bsky.social · 24/01/2026We have the best fans. 062
Reposted by Chris Alfanoleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier 183236116630
Reposted by Chris Alfanoopfuchs.gay @opfuchs.gay · 03/01/2026I'm hardly original in saying this, but a lot of people are going to try to make this about whether Maduro being gone is good or bad as such, rather than the blatant violation of international and US law in a destabilizing act of aggression. Don't fall for it. 10766267
Reposted by Chris AlfanoTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23/12/2025The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5 5573559218058
Reposted by Chris AlfanoQueer and Pleasant Danger @monsterologist.bsky.social · 20/12/2025A Lord of the Rings cover band called Moria Carey. 220314
Reposted by Chris AlfanoQueer and Pleasant Danger @monsterologist.bsky.social · 20/12/2025A Lord of the Rings cover band called Me First and the Gimli Gimlis. 324936
Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 20/12/2025A Lord of the Rings cover band called Middle Earth, Middle Wind, and Middle Fire 2133
Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 17/12/2025No one gives a fuck about Gaston, Squawks or clucks about Gaston, Wants them testing their luck with some film about Gaston. 020
Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy, Charlie Brown? 000
Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Unknown man Speaks to the world Suck in your trust A trap in every word. War for territory! 000
Reposted by Chris AlfanoJules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 10/11/2025this is literally never not accurate 100205445041
Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 11/10/2025I admit it, I'm only learning Japanese so I can make puns in a new language. My first one: ロック ロック ロック 020
Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 26/08/2025MAGA: "We're bringing back macho masculinity for manly men" Also MAGA: "Who's the most special pwesident in the whoooole wide world?" 020
Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 14/08/2025We're done slightly diminishing bands. We must increase bands. Yankeetallica 110
Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Slightly diminish a band: The Grateful "Mostly Dead" 000
Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Slightly diminish a band: Man or Another Equivalent Man? 020
Reposted by Chris Alfanojeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 09/08/2025you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo! 4256221101
Reposted by Chris AlfanoEli@BLK Mkt PX 🔜PAXU @blackmarketpress.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Very proud and excited to share with you all : MAIZE BORG FREE Community Building Kernel Edition Available now! 🌽 blackmarketpress.itch.io/maize-borg-k...blackmarketpress.itch.ioMAIZE BORG: Kernel Edition by Black Market PressA rules lite TTRPG in the Mesoamerican New World of Uay. Compatible with Mork Borg. Free Text Only Edition 44219
Reposted by Chris AlfanoEast of the Wall @eastofthewall.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Shows with Cryptodira aren't just for Long Island anymore. We added an NJ show to the weekend. Bound Brook Moose Lodge, July 25 011
Reposted by Chris AlfanoEast of the Wall @eastofthewall.bsky.social · 06/06/2025After a decade away from Long Island, we return for Cryptodira's record release show in Amityville with Loss Becomes, Husbandry, and Machine Baby. Tickets: www.etix.com/ticket/p/517... 011
Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 03/06/2025"Heaven's wish to destroy all minds. Holy Explosion!" 030
Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 31/05/2025"For Pride Month this year I'm thinking we go with an 'In the Navy' theme." "Old Navy? Got it." 030
Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 04/05/2025If we invade Greenland, are we obliged by NATO terms to retaliate against ourselves? 010
Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 01/05/2025I have a lot of regrets in this life. Transitioning out of working in media journalism is definitely not one of them. 000
Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 04/04/2025I'm playing in Philadelphia and its periphery a lot recently for some reason. 020
Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 24/03/2025"But if you look at the actual content of what they said...." which is of course easy to do since it was accidentally shared with a major publication. 020
Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 28/02/2025The Snyder cut of a pizza would be square, yet somehow also far too long. 020
Chris Alfano @volumefact.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Trying to razzle dazzle you with the old "any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" routine, except the technology is "deleting a database". 020
Reposted by Chris Alfanoemptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 20/02/2025I've read most of the analyses of the DOGE 2025 "receipts" site. This, from NPR, is the best I've read so far. Some of what they claim to have cut haven't been cut, other "cuts" will incur costs down the road. NPR says DOGE has made $2B of cuts, not $55B. www.npr.org/2025/02/19/n...npr.orgDOGE released data about federal contract savings. It doesn't add upA new government tracker claims DOGE has saved billions from ending federal contracts. But an NPR analysis of the data finds the claimed savings don't add up. 24962042458
Reposted by Chris AlfanoJosh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Notable that Elons crew of incels and edgelords are full fledged men for the purposes of being given the keys to car to run the govt. But for the purposes of being accountable for their actions they’re just kids from good families with youthful indiscretions. 16161221469
Reposted by Chris AlfanoErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 05/02/2025Breaking news: State attorneys general from California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Illinois, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York, Nevada, Vermont, and Wisconsin advise Trump's EO banning trans care is unlawful, hospitals should provide care. Big counter salvo!riag.ri.govAttorney General Neronha and 14 attorneys general issue joint statement on protecting access to gender-affirming care | Rhode Island Attorney General's Office 233169454320
Reposted by Chris AlfanoGillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 03/02/2025More of this please 101229314
Reposted by Chris AlfanoCarl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 03/02/2025What’s his beef against USAID in particu….oh. Wow. 286139155147