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Narrowboat dwelling bisexual atheist wizard, mental health survivor so far. Sailing the seven seas of lulz, owned by Loki the cat Guitarist/Composer No Gods No leaders Free all teh tings #LGBTQ #StandWithUkraine #FreePalestine #RejoinEU #TrumpIsAPedo

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
You never hear athletes express gratitude for gravity, without which their precious "foot ball" would just float away. The entitlement is frankly disgusting
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UNITED24 Media @united24media.com · 16/08/2026
🔴 Drones strike Moscow region, destroying major warehouses. Overnight on August 16, a drone attack targeted Moscow Oblast, destroying a 250,000-square-meter Wildberries warehouse in Koledino and igniting a fire at a major logistics hub in Domodedovo.
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Seven Machina Rasmussen @toomanyspectra.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
oh ?? 👀👀👀
my book is the number one new release in astronomy!
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God @thegodshow.com · 16/08/2026
AS GOD I DECLARE MAR-A-LAGO TO BE RENAMED MAR-A-EPSTEIN. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/08/2026
Melania Trump Discovered To Be Russian Listening Device
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Melania Trump Discovered To Be Russian Listening Device
WASHINGTON—In what is being described as a major breach of White House security protocol, the National Security Agency reportedly uncovered evidence Friday that first lady Melania Trump was a Russian ...
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The Trump’s owning a bank is like a serial killer owning a hospital
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Double seater Spitfire Mk2 overhead for last hour with another aircraft in close attendance, probably filming.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It’s kinda crazy that the president is a pedophile rapist terrorist and it’s barely talked about
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I know I've got a special bottle set aside for the occasion. 🎉
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The Haywain 2026
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bin Day cometh.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/08/2026
God's Penis Visible In Night Sky For First Time In Millennia
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ray 鄺羡華 @raykwong.lol · 12/08/2026
Good morning and happy Wednesday to everyone. He fist pumped in Butler, Pennsylvania and hid in a catering cart in Ankara, Turkey. It's the same guy. Fake assassination attempt vs. real. Talk about it.
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Morna @morna6.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Why would they bother? Trump is a fucking liar who changes his mind more often than his diaper.
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A coward is for life not just for Christmas.😂 #TurkeyTrump
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So unhygienic, also wasteful contaminating all that food.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 11/08/2026
Nothing says alpha male like being wheeled to safety between the dinner rolls and the Sterno cans.
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forest fr1ends @forestfr1ends.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/08/2026
holy shit Trump is OUT
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Freshly bleached?
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Truth, be told…👇 Enjoy. 😎✨
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An E-3 Sentry to guard a coward while he golf's *smdh*🤣
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Lets save America @greatamerica777.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@andertoon.bsky.social
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El Trumpo al Akhbar!!
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Dovewoman 💙 🇺🇦 💙 @dovewoman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
When the EPSTEIN scandals are all fully adjudicated, as they eventually will be, there will be more convictions & people imprisoned than there were in the Watergate matter. Accountability IS coming: November 3rd 2026 Midterms Make sure you're registered & VOTE! Go to: Iwillvote.com #tickticktick ⌛
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Trump calling for anyone else to be prosecuted, is fucking laughable… Convicted felon says what?! 😂
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Anti-Citizen_One @literalsarcasm82.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Let them hide in their bunkers.
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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 07/08/2026
My new homemade Zen Garden...
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Hope Greenland's authorities round these vandal's up and put them on the first plane home, disgusting and so disrespectful.
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alexjungle.bsky.social @alexjungle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
REAKING: New videos reveal 3 huge fires causing enormous damage at the Syzran oil refinery in the Samara region of Russia after a Ukrainian drone swarm attack this morning. Bad news for Putin Drop a follow
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God @thegodshow.com · 08/08/2026
Americans are extremely sexually repressed. The entire MAGA movement is repressed. This insanity leads to bigots dancing to YMCA while their cult leader jacks off two imaginary men.
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Mew-tiny i tells ya, yarrr!
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 07/08/2026
I saw someone refer to homeschooling as “trickle down stupidity.” Immediate addition to my lexicon.
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Dovewoman 💙 🇺🇦 💙 @dovewoman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Remember The $12 Billion Trump Collected For The Board of Peace… It’s Missing! There Are No Funds in the Board's Official World Bank Account. #Blues
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Local man suggests jailing own boss.
Screenshot of an Aaron Rupar clip of J.D. Vance saying on Fox News: "If you are committing fraud against the American people, all of us in public leadership should be trying to stop it and throw you in prison for enriching yourself off the American taxpayer"
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Contrary to what you will hear from the idiot in the White House, America does *not* have a communist problem. It has a fascist problem. And it starts with him.
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alexjungle.bsky.social @alexjungle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Brave cat!
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 06/08/2026
No one will notice.
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I mean what kind of answer is that, he may as well just say "f**k off"
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Whoever the first person to read Anne Frank's diary was had incredibly bad manners.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I look at Trump sometimes and think, "Really? That's the sperms that won?"
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Reuters @reuters.com · 05/08/2026
UK PM Burnham considering inquiry into Epstein, minister says reut.rs/4fD1iOy
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British Prime Minister Andy Burnham is looking at holding a public ​inquiry into the convicted sex offender ‌Jeffrey Epstein and his actions in the UK, victims minister Alex Davies-Jones told the BBC.
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
New old sayings about the weather The new Private Eye is out now.
A photo of the front cover of issue 1681 of Private Eye magazine with the caption "on shelves now." The front cover reads “NEW OLD SAYINGS ABOUT THE WEATHER” and features a photograph of a firefighter tackling a large wildfire. A speech bubble reads: “Red sky at night, Europe’s alight! Red sky in the morning, I wonder if it could possibly be global warming?” A banner at the bottom reads: “30! 40! 50! PHEW! WHAT A SCORCHED-EARTH!”
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The only time Trump played a golf tournament where he couldn't cheat, the American Century Celebrity Tournament in 2006 at Edgewood Tahoe Golf Course in Stateline, Nevada., he shot 52 over par in 3 rounds and finished in 62nd place out of 80 celebrities.
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God @thegodshow.com · 03/08/2026
The president is a rapist and a pedophile who ran teen beauty pageants and was best friends with Epstein and he’s fine with men beating their wives and he lost a war and raised all your prices and stole billions of dollars but 34% of Americans still think he’s peachy keen because they’re racist.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 02/08/2026
The guy in charge of negotiating peace with Iran couldn’t even paint the reflecting pool without fucking it up.
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I really don't get why the U.S military are following the orders of an obviously corrupt lunatic who is jerking them around to fill his filthy accounts with cash.
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