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Dorian | he/him | 30 "No one could love a dark-past’d vampire like me." Lady Macbeth's Husband's Boyfriend.

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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 17h
the reviews are in!!!!!!
a text conversation. Grey says, "that's way too horny Dorian." I reply "I know how it looks but I swear to you that's referenced from a screenshot in the game. The screenshot is from an angle you don't normally see but that literally happens in the game." grey replies, "The fucking cowgirl pose with the blood shooting out like THAT?? Is in the game?"
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Harper Jay @dreamcastaway.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Technically Darkseed II but I think about this line constantly:
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Julie @mononym.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
thanks for liking my posts, and even reading them some times
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Middle school me was right, Writing fanfictions that are literally only for me and only I will see in my notebook is correct and good.
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Things will be different now"
a digital illustration in a cartoony style. Brencis, a bald, pale skinned vampire, crushes a crown in his hand. his mouth is covered in blood, and he is wearing medieval style armor.
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i love dawn of bloodwalker.
Brencis, a pale-skinned monstrous vampire with sharp teeth, straddles Coen, a dark haired young man, and is punching a fang into his heart, to turn him into a vampire. Coen is shocked and afraid, and Brencis is smiling. Coen is bleeding. There is a small drawing of a heart being pierced by a fang.
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lolt64 @lolt64.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My satirical woodcut of your station in life has taken the parish by storm
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I love to plague the guitar
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Someone complimented my vampires drawing on tumblr and it filled me with enough power to create another vampires drawing
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hello
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Vampires….
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Drew my close personal friends, Coen of Laslea and Brencis.
Pencil sketches of Coen of Laslea, one is a cartoony bust of him looking slightly angered while showing the tips of his sharp teeth, the second is a small very cartoony face of Coen crying with sharp fangs and glowing eyes saying “what happened to meeeeee”.More pencil sketches. A bust of Brencis, semi-cartoony, looking at the viewer with glowing eyes and blood in the corner of his mouth. Another is way more cartoony and he’s looking off to the side, annoyed. Also a random glowing eye sketch.
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve started writing little stories again very slowly and it feels nice. I used to be so scared but it’s actually fun.
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Havin a coffeee
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s one of the episodes of del toro’s Cabinet of Curiosities on Netflix but it’s not good except for Pickman’s actor. He’s so fun to watch though.
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jordan's ghost 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what if the wet bandits were on the nostromo
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Really have to hand it to the guy in The adaptation of Pickman’s model who is giving the Boston accent his 110%
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Started writing what was basically fanfiction for it on my break at work too
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve been playing blood of dawnwalker and really enjoying it. The Vrakhiri really hit some good buttons for me.
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nothing fills me with rage like ASMR.
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Whoever decided the ad on YouTube that’s asmr was a good idea needs to re-evaluate every decision they’ve ever made in their lives.
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mother being like “wow can you believe that (stranger’s children) graduated with (large amount of money) of student loans?” And I have to be like mother my current balance on my student loans is more than that.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: you know, these days, amazon is a whole lot more than just books operator: oh yeah? me: yeah operator: i see. well. did you have an emergency of some kind to report me: no! leave me alone
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Julie @mononym.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
my address is delighthouse on beautiful princess island in the insane clown people's republic
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Flubbed my gaffe in an important cock-up this morning :/
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(Guy who is very romantic and also into trepanation) I need you like I need a hole in the head <3
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wow my barber really took a lot off this time. Fortunately, it was mostly hair
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Starts crying about vampires
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 25/09/2026
Art by • Gage Lindsten
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(Getting really reductive voice) but it is really telling that the highest compliment that (main character) can give a woman is that he wishes she was his mom.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this post required very little effort
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coma @doomedsarcoma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it’s just a burning memory
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*hitting the jackpot in bikini bottom* wow…! I just won one Squilliam dollars!!!
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
Throne of blood? Seems not great to sit on but I'll try my best
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I should post my ghoul drawings
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Dizzyspells @dizzyspellss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Floral! An archive of all human history designed to survive the total apocalyptic digitisation of the real world. While a girl is usually named after one type of flower this little librarian holds records of every single one; thus the name Floral :D
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Criterion Channel @criterionchannl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
✨Announcing our OCTOBER 2026 Criterion Channel lineup! ✨ www.criterion.com/current/post... Our Halloween programming includes a tour of cinema’s scariest road movies, an anthology of TV-movie nightmares, and collections built around our fears of sinister intruders and mysterious possessive forces.
promotional poster for 'OCTOBER ON THE CRITERION CHANNEL'. The top of the poster features a warm, golden-lit photograph of a silhouetted person in a sun-drenched field, with the large white text 'OCTOBER ON THE CRITERION CHANNEL' overlaid. Below this, the poster displays six smaller, distinct film collection posters in a grid formation.
​Top-left poster, titled 'HIGHWAY HORROR', features an image of a person on a train track and lists films: 'THE HITCHER', 'THE APPOINTMENT', 'DUEL', and 'RACE WITH THE DEVIL'.

​Top-right: poster titled 'MADE-FOR-TV TERROR', features an image of a person behind frosted glass and lists films: 'SALEM'S LOT', 'DARK NIGHT OF THE SCARECROW', 'SOMEONE'S WATCHING ME!', and 'DR. COOK'S GARDEN'.

​Middle-left: poster, titled 'UNWELCOME GUESTS', features a close-up of a man's face and lists films: 'THE GUEST', 'ROSEMARY'S BABY', 'YOU'RE NEXT', and 'PACIFIC HEIGHTS'.

​Middle-right: poster, titled 'POSSESSIONS', features a woman's face looking up and lists films: 'JENNIFER'S BODY', 'THE OMEN', 'THE ENTITY', and 'THE WAILING'.

​Bottom-left: poster, titled 'ADVENTURES IN MOVIEGOING WITH MARC MARON', features a portrait of Marc Maron with glasses, and an image of an 'ADMIT ONE' ticket.

​Bottom-right: poster, titled 'DIRECTED BY KIYOSHI KUROSAWA', features an image of a person's back and lists films: 'CURE', 'PULSE', 'CLOUD', and 'SERPENT'S PATH'.
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🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you guys see me acting weird today don’t worry about it. I’m trying to get all the red coins on bluesky and some are in odd spots.
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When a story is playing off of a novella I love but it doesn’t live up to or fully contend with the novella so it feels like it would be stronger never even explicitly referencing it… and if it dropped the gimmick… ):
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Julie @mononym.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
switching it up. going to become the riddler
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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"They're not misunderstanding the film; they're co-opting a message"
Screencap from the interview linked in the quoted post

Marlow Stern (the interviewer):  You have one of the most renowned replies in Twitter history. Elon Musk tweeted out, “Take the red pill,” then Ivanka Trump enthusiastically wrote, “Taken!” to him, and then you replied, “Fuck both of you.” I’m curious how you feel about the co-opting of “The Matrix” by those on the right who don’t really seem to understand its messaging.

Lilly Wachowski: I mean, I can’t sit in a room and explain the movie to every single person who watches it. Even if I did sit in a room with Elon Musk and Ivanka Trump — yikes — it doesn’t matter. They’re not misunderstanding the film; they’re co-opting a message. And that’s what fascists do: They co-opt the messages of progressives and use it to their benefit to confuse and obfuscate what is going on and the intention of their ideology. They do it with everything. They do it with Martin Luther King Jr. Look at how they’ve changed the idea of what antisemitism is.
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Movies are fun because you can watch them.
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Annoying bc I want to crochet so bad. I’m almost done Nessie.
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I drew too much and aggravated my wrist again :(
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
An interesting thing that happens is I can’t be on my phone at work but I need to be constantly checking for when I get a notification that a job is available or someone else picks it up which means I can’t really work two days in a row like that unless I’m like. Not doing anything.
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trying to figure out if I’m being microagressed by a student asking me if I watched Steven universe but he just really liked it and wanted to talk about it (his favorite character is lapis 🙂‍↕️)
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Every time I say this out loud my sister has to stop everything to tell me how wrong I am which just makes me want to say it more
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think I could fix him (allied mastercomputer)
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dark past'd vampyre @vmpyr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m making a Nessie now bc my sister wants one and she hates what I’ve been doing.
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