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Michael Roberts is categorically not building machetebots

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Translator, code monkey, aspiring roboticist, coffee grower, roof builder (emeritus), AI archaeologist, machete wielder, lapsed Quaker, vecino Adjunteño desde 2017 pq Ponce es Ponce y tiene el Sams Club pero el campo es el campo

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pcrritesgood.bsky.social @pcrritesgood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If your news network is interviewing a guy who claims he spent 18 days in heaven hanging out with Jesus, that is not actually a news network.
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
COMIC: 100 Billion Stars
PANEL 1: ARTHUR, a yellow duck, stands on a grassy field with trees and bushes behind him with a clear blue sky.
ARTHUR: There are 100 to 400 billion stars in a galaxy.

PANEL 2: The background has darkened, starts starting to form in the sky. ARTHUR continues to speak.
ARTHUR: And there are more than 100 billion galaxies in the universe. Maybe up to 500 billion galaxies.

PANEL 3: The sky behind ARTHUR has exploded in to a bright purple and blue galaxy, stars everywhere. ARTHUR reaches out both is wings.
ARTHUR: So there’s somewhere between 10 and 200 sextillion stars. There are more stars in the universe than there are GRAINS OF SAND ON EARTH.

PANEL 4: Back to the daytime coloring, blue sky, green grass. ARTHUR has his wings raised above his head as he yells at a red-breasted robin standing next to him, looking brainless. Behind them over the hill, SHELDON, a ten year old boy, yells at ARTHUR.
SHELDON: Leave that poor bird alone.
ARTHUR: BUT BY ALL MEANS BE FUSSY THAT I HAVEN’T RETURNED YOUR DANG CROCKPOT, GARY.

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Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
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Michael Roberts is categorically not building machetebots @vivtek.com · 01/10/2026
This is a good one.
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Hot Metal and Methadrine @unityandsolidarity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So It’s another fucking Ponzi scheme to funnel tax dollars to these dipshits. In my 17 years/7 combat tours fighting in the GWOT, never once did it occur to me “you know what would improve this? Some ketamine addled nazi dipshit, a fat, smarmy ham faced fuck, and a failed video game developer.”
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Michael Roberts is categorically not building machetebots @vivtek.com · 30/09/2026
Sooooper genius intelligence.
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Root Beer Man @root-beer-man.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
eliezer yudcosby. come on guys. make this catch on
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Michael Roberts is categorically not building machetebots @vivtek.com · 23/09/2026
This right here.
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Michael Roberts is categorically not building machetebots @vivtek.com · 21/09/2026
"Can't hear what the President's saying." Honestly, who gives a fuck what he's saying? It's some kind of hateful and self-serving lie, whatever it is.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Steen Comer @mediapathic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Particle board, particle board There’s a big pile on the office floor What in the world are we saving it for? Nobody knows Particle board
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 17/09/2026
David Heinemeier Hansson called for the extermination of Romani people, comparing them to animals. An entire roster of tech tycoons responded by each personally giving him $1 million for his open source software project, even though he’s already wealthy enough to have a personal race car team.
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 17/09/2026
the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to start a sex cult as somebody nobody would ever want to have sex with
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Michael Roberts is categorically not building machetebots @vivtek.com · 17/09/2026
The Roku Basilisk: if you don't actively contribute to the formation of superintelligent AI, its eventual inevitable embodiment will resurrect a simulation of you and force you to watch an infinite amount of cheap TV.
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Emily M. Bender @emilymbender.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So how about this for a "pause AI" proposal: "pause credulous AI reporting". No more media about "breakthroughs" or "rogue agent swarms" or ... UNLESS and UNTIL that media demands the actual empirical evidence and/or focuses on the motivations of & harms by these companies.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s alarming how much influence Hasan Piker may potentially one day have in the Democratic Party. by Laura Loomer, Nick Fuentes, David Duke, Thomas Rousseau, James Fishback, and Alex Jones
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show
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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 03/09/2026
Yet another way AI is ruining the internet: online shopping
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In July, a new ICE agent with a history of domestic violence and mental illness killed a man in Maine who even ICE admits posed no threat to him. Now we know that internal whistleblowers at ICE were sounding the alarm about the agency utterly disregarding normal hiring rules.
In the wake of a hiring surge last summer, an official in charge of evaluating new recruits to U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement issued a dire warning.

The Trump administration, he wrote in a memo, was cutting corners, violating the law and fast-tracking unqualified, “improperly vetted” candidates into ICE’s ranks, part of a dangerous move that exposed the agency — and its law enforcement operations — to “grave national security risks.”

Citing an “unprecedented lowering of standards,” the career ICE official said that “systemic breakdowns” had allowed applicants to receive job offers before they had passed basic fingerprint, identity or credit checks in a preliminary vetting process. Political appointees had unjustly skirted background investigations and received national security eligibility.
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St. John Barned-Smith @stjbs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
ICE hasn’t paid for detainee medical care since October. Advocates call it the ‘death policy’ — my latest, w/ @kolyncheang.bsky.social. Spend some time with it www.sfchronicle.com/politics/art...
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ICE hasn’t paid for detainee medical care since October. Advocates call it the ‘death policy’
ICE owes millions in unpaid bills to hospitals and, in some cases, detainees themselves have been directly billed for care, records show.
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Michael Roberts is categorically not building machetebots @vivtek.com · 02/09/2026
Charm being charming, as usual.
A very relaxed orange cat saying hello to you.
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Michael Roberts is categorically not building machetebots @vivtek.com · 02/09/2026
I have no words.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I converted to Catholicism last week. Here’s what the Sermon on the Mount gets wrong.
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Air Budd Dwyer @deliciousmalk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 25/08/2026
thinking about how they were having to fire & arrest people to try to bully them into being sad about some of these fuckers, and if you want the whole world to stop and grieve your loss, there's one simple life hack: be a good person who just wants to do good things
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
alternatively
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL CORVIDPUNK with last word in green and black type
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 20/08/2026
might be an awkward time to ask but what's a spreadsheet
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 20/08/2026
anyway this is maaaaaybe the most perfect shot I’ve ever taken; it’s not fancy, but I’d just watered the yard and the African daisies were just… out there, looking this good for no damn reason on a Wednesday
An African daisy of orange and yellow gradient, with a dark purple/red center and droplets of water on its petals. Taken with an iPhone and a cheap clip-on macro lens. No filter, just tidied up for contrast.
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Jocelyn Leitzinger @jocelynl.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Gary, IN has been abandoned just like so many other predominantly Black cities have been when disaster strikes About 40% of the city's 67,000+ residents have been without power for over a week. No refrigeration or AC during the heat of summer - I can't see this happening in a majority white town
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‘I can’t take it’: Thousands of Gary residents go over a week without power after deadly storms
Residents in Gary, Indiana and surrounding areas are struggling to stay cool, fed and connected after storms cause prolonged power outages.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Disappointment @rkfatheree.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Finally found a dead person voting and it’s a Republican senator.
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Cat Vincent (he/him, Useless Eater) @catvincent.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Headline: AI May Be Able To Cure All Diseases. Sure. My cat may be able to grow thumbs and develop mind control to take over the world, but I feel the Great Reign Of Queen Miss Luna Ferocity Shadow is more likely that universal cures from slop.
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Michael Roberts is categorically not building machetebots @vivtek.com · 18/08/2026
Facebook Marketplace is the best way to show things to Puerto Ricans, but boy is it also fraught with peril. And no, after a "review", they still blocked the ad.
We rejected your Marketplace listing
Why this happened
It looks like your listing sells an adult product, or contains sexual content.
[Ad text:]
Cachorro macho muy amable
[picture of puppy]
This goes against our Commerce Policies on Adult Content and Sexually Positioned Products.
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Martha Wells @marthawells.com · 17/08/2026
My novelette "Rapport: Friendship, Solidarity, Communion, Empathy" (which is a Hugo finalist this year, yay!) is coming out in audio on Sept 1. It's a Murderbot Diaries story about ART: libro.fm/audiobooks/9... the text version is here: reactormag.com/rapport-mart...
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Rapport: Friendship, Solidarity, Communion, Empathy Audiobook on Libro.fm
A 2026 Hugo Award Finalist for Best Novelette!Perihelion and its crew embark on a dangerous new mission at a corporate-controlled station in the throes of a hostile takeover...
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Hakeem Jefferson @hakeemjefferson.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“I was asked not to mention the Times at all. I’m choosing not to honor that norm, b/c silence abt how accountability journalism gets suppressed is itself a form of suppression.” Read the back story of how @nytimes.com and @thebulwark.com killed @adambonica.bsky.social’s piece. What a mf badass.
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With Fear and Favor
Institutions don’t have courage. They have incentives.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 12/08/2026
A serious candidate for president in 2028 MUST be running on the no compromise platform of holding criminal trials for every ICE agent and every administrative official behind these decisions
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
He may be waging an illegal war nobody wanted that’s getting Americans killed while making things more expensive for you and also send his masked secret police to harass your neighbors for no reason, but at least he’s crashing the economy also for no reason
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Michael Roberts is categorically not building machetebots @vivtek.com · 05/08/2026
I love studies of how people use the same words to talk about wildly divergent core values like "democracy" or "freedom".
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A Stillness In The Air @verasev.northsky.social · 05/08/2026
I remember this dude in highschool used to shove his hand down the crack of his ass and make people, usually girls, smell it by shoving his fingers under their nose. this is his era.
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The Answer-Man (Thaddeus Howze) @ebonstorm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I can't believe we have to pretend this fuckwit with his vaccine skepticism is the hero in this story. TEN THOUSAND EXPERIENCED SCIENTISTS AND DOCTORS say he is wrong. Why is he in charge? To misinform people. To allow people to be preyed upon by business groups. To ultimately kill people.
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
We're doing this because it is critical that people in the same physical community interact with each other more in low-stakes, positive ways, and also it makes life more fun. Maybe you know someone who needs a pep talk/off ramp from the stranger danger mindset. www.eventbrite.com/e/1994617919...
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How to Talk to Strangers
There are 8 billion new friends out there. Or at least encounters that can make memories and good stories. And that’s all life is, really.
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Michael Roberts is categorically not building machetebots @vivtek.com · 01/08/2026
Hey @ebonstorm.bsky.social, May 8 of last year you posted a fantastic analysis of tech in Star Wars, but I only had a Facebook link to it. Any chance you still have that? Fuckin Facebook.
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michael chimento @mchimento.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
nearly 5 years later, i've finally gotten around to cleaning up the p5.js version of this sim and putting an interactive version online for scicomm reasons. increase trails for a trippier educational experience. michaelchimento.github.io/p5_githubpag...
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Cultural diffusion simulator
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Michael Roberts is categorically not building machetebots @vivtek.com · 28/07/2026
"Artisanal Intelligence"
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Amazing what happens when you put an anti-science, terrrain theorist crank in charge of public health and let him and his cronies fire anyone doing science-based work.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Reading some of the commentary on the Odyssey movie, I'm reminded of how lucky it felt to be doing Beowulf as a kids' book, in that you kind of can adapt an older morality (harm foes, help friends) because you're depicting kids, for whom that sensibility is natural.
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
You know what’s fucked up? That’s right, everything.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Liberals say that our democracy is dying. They’re wrong— our republic is dying.
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The Answer-Man (Thaddeus Howze) @ebonstorm.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A TRINITY OF PRIMES Student magi, including a precocious urchin, a clockwork android, a demon-using prince and his thread-binding servant prepare for their graduation unaware it will alter their nation's perception of magic. thaddeus.substack.com/p/a-trinity-... #Omniverse #Fantasy #Magi #Fiction
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A Trinity of Primes
What if mathematics was not a tool for magic, but the heresy that unmade it?
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Unbreaking @unbreaking.org · 23/07/2026
Our Equitable Federal Workforce team has been following some labor-protection struggles: 1/3 unbreaking.org/issues/equal...
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Equitable Federal Workforce: Timeline — Unbreaking
Documenting damage and resistance. Unflooding the zone.
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Michael Roberts is categorically not building machetebots @vivtek.com · 21/07/2026
Moooom! @doriantaylor.com is making me think again! buttondown.com/dorian/archi...
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Media for Understanding Situations
After completing a veritable odyssey of a parcel of work, whose result can't be seen but only felt, I took some time to reflect on why I'm even doing any of this.
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