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Viv Schwarz

@vivschwarz.bsky.social
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Author, artist, interactive designer. Hopes you are mostly happy. She/they www.vivianeschwarz.co.uk ko-fi.com/vivschwarz linktr.ee/vivschwarz

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Pam Wishbow @pamwishbow.bsky.social · 12h
Hey there #portfolioday I'm Pam Wishbow, an illustrator who works in a limited color printerly manner. I love working in publishing and am over the moon when working with games find more on my website pamwishbow.com, represented by How Do You Do
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 13h
Oh yeah! That could work!
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 13h
I'm typing this while eating toast with a LOT of marmite after a cup of hot heritage apple juice infused with earl grey and fresh ginger after a bowl of plain homemade sauerkraut
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 13h
I suspect comfort food conundrums are a common autistic immigrant experience anywhere. Really wanting stuff you can't get, struggling with established local comfort foods (big potential for social awkwardness there) and getting into new foods in the "wrong" way somehow.
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 13h
I would drink several cups a day if I could get my hands on some delicate white tea here, with rose buds in, but no luck so far.
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 13h
I might have one bourbon cream biscuit with a small cup of a smokey loose leaf tea once a week, otherwise I'm having coffee.
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 13h
Every so often a friend notices that there's exactly the amount of tea bags and biscuits in my flat as when they last visited and they cannot fathom how. It's because I only keep English tea and biscuits for you, my dears. I'm not secretly consuming that stuff when you're not looking.
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 14h
It's probably time again for my autumnal quest for a blend of tea I like in a country that has a completely different idea of tea. I want to be cosy though and I shall try again.
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 15h
A kitchen table big enough for four, at least.
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 15h
More stews also so friends can come round and eat them. Autumn and winter my dinner table gets a good lot of use. I've always insisted on having a dinner table, even when I didn't have a bedroom or lounge. One needs to plan revolutions and eat
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 15h
Cotton fleece pyjamas, that would be a very good thing to have.
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 15h
Tired myself out with drawing worksheets for a couple of days, now I'm dreaming of cosy autumn things because all I want is crunchy leaves and candles and rest and for someone else to be baking nice things nearby.
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Dorothy @catandgirl.bsky.social · 15h
They're going to kill us all to build a beach resort.
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Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Have had that horrible experience of being asked to change the briefest paragraph in one of my books so a particular foreign publisher could avoid arrest in that country’s massive LGBTQ+ crackdown. I had to decline and therefore not be published - you don’t negotiate with tyrants - but what a world.
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🌙Evil Sonny Ross🌞 @sonnyross.bsky.social · 16h
I was art director and illustrator on this game and you should buy it and play it and then email me saying how good it was and then buy my next game and by this point we’re friends you can just text me praise
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 17h
Childhood favourite! Her books were amazing to have.
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 23h
It's International Repair Day soon! There's a repair festival at the Barbican in London I see. therestartproject.org/parties/fest...
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Festival of Fixing & Repair Cafe @ The Barbican Centre - The Restart Project
Come celebrate the 10th edition of International Repair Day at the Barbican Centre with a one-day festival of fixing, creative workshops and practical sessions all in the name of building community co...
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
In other news I have a good lot of work to do but also I'm taking a day to just do some pottery this week.
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Why, he might have conquered all of Hyrule
Fiction
Review
The Weight of Angels by John Boyne review - what if Oscar Wilde had lived?
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm pretty sure that whether my life feels fulfilling at any time directly depends on whether I've got time and energy to make some stuff just because I want to. For curiosity. Just because.
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carlydraws @carlydraws.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
well said!
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It is an insult to reality, to be fair.
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I am of a sleepiness
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
NICE
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Aah, fantastic colour isn't it. Did you mention the colour olo or do you want to live
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Woof. I need a nap. There's still one room left in this flat that I haven't tidied, and I need to choose a movie to put on for the evening while drawing. Still on track for a perfect Sunday potentially.
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Octopus sometimes has them.
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Little salad of beans cooked from dry and home made sauerkraut. Best life
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Those are SO GOOD FOR THE SOUL. The sheer and constant horror of washing up, life is different now. Cat obviously the best
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There will be vacuuming and cooking a kilo of beans and then I'll do some illustration work. A good Sunday
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 10/10/2026
Niamh Callaghan, 26, had been engaging in flirty banter with Cameron Brereton, 29, for a little over three weeks when he abruptly disappeared from all social media platforms after a “small misunderstanding involving a charcoal penis”.
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Autistic woman celebrates spooky season by getting ghosted again
An autistic woman has marked the arrival of spooky season by getting ghosted once more, it has been rumoured.  Niamh Callaghan, 26, had been engaging in flirty banter with Cameron Brereton, 29, for a…
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The iron pan is blackening up in the oven. I'll use the heat to roast potatoes and garlic when it's done. The oven is also my friend, I truly love it.
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Doing a service wash on the dishwasher is one of the happiest things I know. The dishwasher is my friend, I've known my entire life that I would be significantly happier all the time when I would have a dishwasher, and yes, I am. Now it's gargling with citric acid, getting fresh and shiny.
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I still dream now and then that I am in a difficult rental situation, things like having to sleep on the floor and being told to be grateful by the landlady. Then the thing to do in the morning is tend to my flat.
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Two hours of free electricity for me today, so I'll do service washes, a rag wash and season the iron pan in the oven. Feeling happy about that.
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I still agree with myself also.
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"I'm not half", I remember saying. "I'm whole!"
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
When I was very small I told my mum I wouldn't have a husband because I was "a complete unit". She got quite cross!
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 27/02/2026
BANNED from the abbey garden for unsanctioned nibbling
Brother Herbert evicts a rude earwig
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Definitely
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Old chap though, that would work
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i am available for commissions via DM :) some other recent commissions
two peaceful creatures curled up with their eyes closedan impish creature curled up with curvy horns and deep black eyesa bowl that appears to be wearing blue jeansa smiling creature lit from below
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And I'm particularly happy that there is no one left in my life who calls me shy and tries to cure me of it. I have nightmares about that sometimes but in reality it doesn't happen any more and that's wonderful.
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I can honestly say that I've never found a limit to how much I love other people, all of humanity, the people in my life in particular, but also they tire me out as sure as water is wet. All of them. That's very okay. I'm very happy that I get to have alone time these days.
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's been a really lovely week but I'm even skipping my Sunday car boot sale visit.
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I know I've been unusually social because I need a by myself day. I literally don't want to see anyone at all all day please
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ooh wonderful ❤️
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why can't we accept that in order to tap into your strengths and potential you might need to fix something debilitating. A diagnosis is a pathway INTO being a successful and happy person (however you want to define that, I'm choosing not to define it by 'has a good job and makes loads of money')
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I like how when it came to drawing the other arm they went "I already did that". I think he's beautiful
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Viv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One needs to make space for the mrrrrr in life
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