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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes
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strange professional killstreak fish @vintagevintagefish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i'm so fucking blue
A sprite of the character Pluey/Cat Mike from DELTARUNE, a spinoff of UNDERTALE by Toby Fox. A filter has been added over top the image to make it approximately 70% more blue.
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 10/09/2026
Watching my twenty-something kids fall in love with CDs and vinyl is something else. "I can listen without paying every month?" "Nobody knows what I put on or when?" They're not being nostalgic. They're discovering, for the first time, that a song can belong to you and only you.
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Andrew Reeves @andrewsshi.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I find it fascinating that in the 1990s, the US managed to re-create early twentieth-century Vienna café culture only to have it gradually decay over the first quarter of the twenty-first century such that now most coffee shops are closed by six PM.
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Yes, I have seen the "smut doesn't count as reading" post and yes, it is bullshit. Take it from your friendly, neighborhood, smut-loving librarian. All reading counts as reading. Stop worrying about tallies and totals and what other people think about your reading. Enjoy yourself.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The only thing I'd like to see us borrow from the bad guys is the ability to say "Yeah I said that, and it was good" because the scary unearthed tweet is usually something like "The police shouldn't be allowed to kill you anytime they feel like it"
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strange professional killstreak fish @vintagevintagefish.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
pokémon: unite and their gosh-darned gendered clothing is it too much to ask for good sets of skirts /and/ pants at the same time?
Gold text on black backround in the style of The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind's textbox. Dialogue reads out as "Some characters may benefit from the occasional PANTS, while others are locked out of the power of SKIRTs."
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Rpg Kylie. @shadowkylie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Why did they stop actually showing history programs on the History channel? Pawn shop and alien conspiracy programs should not be part of the programming.
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Ben Hart @pavlovforgoths.com · 21/06/2026
hikes-and-moans posted on Tumblr on June 7th

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.
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Blue In A Red State @bluenredstate.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The Knicks parade, The Obama Center celebration and seeing people from other countries partying together at the World Cup are some of the positive parts of our country that I miss. I am ready for the negative parts to be put into guillotines and executed.
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Revolution Guillotine
ALT: Revolution Guillotine
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Get up, stand up @peoplehavethepower.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Can we all now agree that running the government like a business was an incredibly stupid idea?
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MxtressRipjaw @rubberripjaw.northsky.social · 12/05/2026
I hate that I have to question if art is real art now, hate it.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
thinking we maybe should have been a little meaner to the confederacy after the war
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 12/04/2026
BREAKING NEWS In response to the Trade Federation's blockade of Naboo, the Republic announces a blockade of Naboo.
A large, ring-shaped Lucrehulk-class droid control ship orbits the green and blue planet Naboo, surrounded by several smaller Vulture droids in the dark expanse of space.
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alyssa || lovelandisle @lovelandisle.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
i don’t want my appliances to be smart or connect to the internet. i want them to do one mechanical task for 100 years
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Liz oOooO ~Promaja~ OOoO Roderick @talesfrompurgatory.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I don’t think we spend enough time discussing how much the legal system retraumatizes victims. Do I know what a good alternative would be, other than people not being fuckwads to begin with? No.
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🦋 ᕈᕼi 🦋 @thephi.blue · 09/04/2026
I'm disappointed. ☹️ So many talented hackers out there, yet NONE to have hacked into - and released the relevant parts of - the Epstein files.
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Lindsey Rachev @lrachev.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Dear international friends, Do not travel to the United States this summer for the World Cup. It isn't safe for us, and it's absolutely not safe for you. Sincerely, An American citizen
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I'm open for adoption from literally any country.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The response when progressive policies that help millions of people are proposed... "How will you pay for it?" The response when the richest 1% ask for tax cuts, or banks ask for bailouts, or defense contractors ask for more contracts... "How much do you need?" It doesn't have to be this way.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 04/04/2026
Actually we should just give citizenship to every undocumented person in the United States who wants it. Walking over an imaginary line isn't some great moral atrocity. Making people live in the shadows as a permanent underclass absolutely IS.
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strange professional killstreak fish @vintagevintagefish.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
his name is Cerulean and he is a 11' 0.68" tall behemoth :)
A partial screenshot taken of the game "Pokémon GO". Pictured in the image is a stat breakdown of a Pokémon called "Corviknight". Notable features of this screenshot include the height listing of 3.37m (1.17m taller than what Corviknight are typically observed to be); and the chosen name for the Corviknight, which reads out as "Cerulean" (a specific shade of blue that the previous form(s) of Corviknight are coloured)
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Why do we live in such a childish, stupid country? A country that wastes its money on useless billion dollar aircraft carriers, when it could be spending those tax dollars to actually help its citizens like sane countries.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 03/04/2026
Great news out of Georgia! ALL of the 15 anti-LGBTQ+ bills have died as the Georgia legislative session comes to a close. This was only possible with intense efforts from local LGBTQ+ activists. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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All Anti-LGBTQ Legislation Defeated in Georgia as 2026 Session Ends
"Scapegoating LGBTQ+ Georgians is not a winning political strategy," said Georgia Equality's executive director.
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The USA Singers @theusasingers.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
We are not here to wage war, and pay taxes. We are here to love each other, and protect this magical planet.
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𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧 @quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 04/04/2026
I think we got enough turn up spots we need more wind down spots. Gimme a bookstore bar that plays Tiny Desks at low volume and serves cocktails and lattes til after midnight
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
gotta be tempting as hell for those Astronauts to get out the further anyone's ever been, scream "OH MY GOD AN ALIEN" and then cut off comms and ram their craft into the dark side of the moon you'd die, but in a way you'd also live forever
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Pank 🦑 @littlepinksquid.gay · 01/04/2026
Not Tapping the sign, I'll beat you over the head with it. The internet is already going to be useless for the next week, We don't need people being jerks too. The thing about pranks is that it's only a prank if the target also thinks it's funny. Otherwise it's bullying. #vtuber #aprilfools
April Fools Day
This is your reminder not to do prank on:

People who are trying to earn a living
Selivery drivers
Sellers
Service workers
Fake Pregnancies fake emergencies
False job offers
Fake Breakups
Death Hoaxes

Be Kind, Be responsible
Fun shouldnt come at someone elses expense.
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Javachik @javachik.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
You cannot claim to actually follow Jesus’s teachings if you vote for people to go without food.
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Megumi Bandicoot @megumibandicot.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
For those who don’t already: Take time to listen to music and do nothing else. Don’t scroll your phone, don’t text, don’t flip through a book. Just sit there and listen. Maybe even close your eyes. You might be surprised what a beautiful and therapeutic experience it can be.
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