Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 6hPeacetime. Or what passes for it in the Boötes. Taking in a neuroplay at the pavillion. A flashback to the flashpoints wrests my legs from under me, my snack pod cascading down my dress uniform. A group of podlets spies me. "THIS NEURO EATIN BEANS!" Their laughter rakes at me like a cannonade. 060
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 6h"They're putting beans on toast" You snap awake. It's 62,099. Your nervous system screams at you from within the cockpit of your strider. The technomancers said they'd upped your dosage, but the visions slip from your grasp. No matter. Bite hard and spray more rounds into the melee. Ever foreward. 1212
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 6h"Who goes there?" cackles the wizened old crone, "My spells and wards will keep the prince from the throne!" "It matters not" comes the guard's reply, As hellfire missiles blot out the sky 1130
Reposted by Himbo Deluxebudum @budum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Stone age was just Bunch of dudes living in Camping World 1132
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 9hIf that's your girl why's she knuckle deep in my blowhole? 040
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 10hHeard your man in the tinned goods aisle. He's just going "boff. boff. boff." over and over. Everything ok at home? 2130
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 11hFined by the kommune for not observing dagensrunketid smdh 040
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 15hI do feel like witnessing Big Tex IRL would go a long way to causing true inner peace and attaining nirvana 040
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 16hSexy babes you say? And they're here? In MY oblast? Around the warm water port, you think? 1161
Reposted by Himbo Deluxeemo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 16hThey hate to see a playboy like me become dexterously proficient with a finesse weapon 051
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 17hChunky, Bogue Chitto, Arm, Owen Wells, Homochitto, Learned. These are just a few places you can visit in Mississippi, if you'd like. 070
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 19hAll hands meeting later, hope they're announcing my prize for being the sexiest little minx in the office 060
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 20hYou there, boy! Take me to the Texas state fair. I wish to see Big Tex. 3190
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 20hCone shaped penis neatly tapering off to a sharp tip. Are the balls also conical? Who can say. I'm picturing more of a pyramid structure, scrotally. 240
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 21hBooking a meeting with HR to cry that I've been in the office for 29 minutes today and not one person has told me I'm sexy yet 170
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 21hCalendar invite to Bathe in the Bussy Mist from C-Suite, HR on copy and attending. 000
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Saudi Aramco let me love you downnnn There's so many ways to love you 030
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I could fix Rutgers football in 3 seasons @newjersey 010
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm in the hauptbahnhof serving Dickundbaltzundschaften 0131
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me n bro are throbbing quietly in the back seat of a fiat panda 0140
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I hear your man falls some way short of the UEFA Champion's League Official Brand Guidelines. Care to comment? 160
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Submerging a babe in distilled water to check for Cherenkov radiation 050
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Think I could bite through this sink. It doesn't look too tough. 1120
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Freaking out? No sir, we're freaking in. Join us, won't you? 190
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Fat gusts of jet fuel wafting off the airstrip this morning 😍😍😍 020