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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 8h
A Connery bond classic
Sean Connery in an arctic wasteland with a long hair braid, brandishing a revolver. He is wearing thigh high boots, a red Speedo and red cross harness and naught else
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When the meal deal sarnie is still half frozen
Japanese text(?) on a yellow background, with the phrase WAR ALL THE TIME underneath
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We've got the world's wispiest strand, jelly of your display!
A wisp of northern lights
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thinking about my big wet Portuguese sandwich again
Francesinha (Portuguese pronunciation: [fɾɐ̃sɨˈziɲɐ], meaning little French girl or little French woman[1][2]) is a Portuguese sandwich, originally from Porto, made with layers of toasted bread and assorted hot meats such as roast, steak, wet-cured ham, linguiça, or chipolata, over which sliced cheese is melted by the ladling of a near-boiling tomato-and-beer sauce called molho de francesinha.[1] It is typically served with fried potato chips.
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm sorry babe
Marshawn Lynch obliterates more Saints than the Mysterii Paschalis in his famed "Beast Mode" run in the NFL playoffs.
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Photo of 2 Sami people with a reindeer. They are in traditional blue and red woollen clothes.
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Dutch, seeing tulips (1637, Colourised)
A zoomed in Google maps screenshot of the Dutch towns of 'Wouw' and 'Wouwse Plantage"
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Big man you cannot be serious with this
Google maps screenshot of the Dutch city "Bergen Op Zoom"
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Drinking in the last few days of sun and warmth
Tiny cat on a leash sits on a worn decking
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The American Mind cannot comprehend
A European staple, the Big Mac Burger
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyone order a big fat dickhead? Anyone?
Himbo stood in a cobbled Portuguese street, with flowers bursting from the houses. Stood next to some other benchod's car
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Alright big man spaffin at my ankles
Screenshot of the 1 save notification on the above post
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You've lost the plot mate
Incredibly pallid legs, like two sticks of mozzarella, bake in the Portuguese sun. The legs are facing a blue pool and some shrubs. A wooden umbrella provides light shade
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Smashed out a frighteningly powerful piss
Hagfish with the text 'ih oh you've been hagfish ed, like and share to hagfish your friends"
Included because a hagfish looks like a uncircumcised white cock
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When in København
2x gasoline grill burgers, 2x lemonades, 2xBeers, 7x Sous Vide Chicken Nuggets from Gasoline Grill
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Come to COOP they've got that wall art you like
Wall art of a hipster cat
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
These do go kinda bonkers but if you ever catch me spending 70 big boys on a pair of track shorts just cave my shit in with a big ass hammer
Screenshot of a pricey shell suit set
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh? Hello!
A little Bengal cat scrunched up in a snuggly pose on a blanket on a chair. Her legs are tucked in to her chest and she is looking up at the camera smiling slightly A little Bengal cat scrunched up in a snuggly pose on a blanket on a chair. She is splayed out on her back looking up at the camera cheekily and wiping her face with her paw
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I see yer man's got into branding
Microsense PP oven sensor
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I like it when the panthers wear their blue jerseys, they look nice. Prefer the brighter, shinier blue they used to do in the Delhomme/Cam Newton eras, but the light blue is still nice
Cam Newton looking sensational in the bright blue panthers Jersey Jake Delhomme in a decidedly pallid blue jersey, but still looking good
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Goose, rampant, stood afore a knight offering their sword. The goose has a label that says goose value 71
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Weeder are you familiar with this UK treat?
Screenshot of a tweet where someone is holding a bag of 50 wet eggs in Morrisons
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If I'm being completely honest I only went for it originally because I thought it looked cool and was tired of the trend of "plain grey rounded rectangle" So far it's kicked to stuffing out of my previous Samsung Galaxy S21(?) Ultra
Nothing phone 2 in black and white
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ay yo it's ya girl "Godgifu" here's my fucked son "Fulk"
Screenshot of the Wikipedia info box for Æthelred The Unready - King of EnglandScreenshot of the Wikipedia page title for "Godgifu (daughter of Æthelred the Unready)Screenshot of the word "Fulk". Fulk died in 1068, thank god
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Somewhere in this bush resides a hedgehog. As a result, we must keep watch daily, lest it mount a surprise attack on our stocks of kibble.
A kitty in a leash watches a bush line
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Bro's tending her crops. Bro's on green thumb mode. Bro's ensuring a bountiful harvest.
A Bengal cat on a leash inspects moss on a breezeblockA Bengal cat on a leash inspects moss on a breezeblockA Bengal cat on a leash inspects moss on a breezeblockA Bengal cat on a leash inspects moss on a breezeblock
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It was bare summery out so went to get ice cream on a soft serve tip.
Bodø harbour, a white hand holds an ice cream. In the background is boats and the sun
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"I've known you for ages", It's all that I've heard. My friends are in love, With dremora churls
Dremora churl mage with a mace from the video game oblivion
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Night mode: Active
Tiny cat sat on a wooden fence in the night time
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Woah hole on there playa you gotta put the shit back in your assed whole right now I don't make the rules I just enforce them can I get a hell yeah
Bird with a gun threateningly pointed at you
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You've met me at a very Torso time in my life
Close up of a torso that has facelike features
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Me n the boys are going fuchsia mode, won't you join us
Blue sky error message about shit all
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
They let me back in for being a good boy
Blue sky error code
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's Sunday, you weird freak, time to read some theory with the girlies
Aspmyra Stadion applauds for the king
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Mack thinks I'm a soft touch, he forgets I'm the only one who doesn't feed him table scraps at these things. He will not break me.
A little doggie sat under a table in the shade smiling away with his mouth ooen
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sun's out they're calling me "Big Flesh", "Pallid Lard", "El Gordito Blanco", "Yung Obesity Crisis", "He Who Hungers" and "ARGH!"
Incredibly pallid legs
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hoodie string absolutely undefeatable in our household too
Kitty cat going bonkers for a hoodie string
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Was trying to see if the king died (norway) and have been entranced by a viral video of a duck. Cheers vg this is sick. That duck is moving.
Screenshot of the Norwegian news site VG, featuring a viral duck video
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Når kjøpesenteret har mye parkeringsplasser 😛😛😛
A man in a cowboy outfit, frøken the Chilli Mobile ass, sits in a chair with his arms raised, a la the "absolute cinema" meme, but instead the text reads "Absolut Chilli Mobilli"
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Rock ptarmigan
A brown and white speckled rocK ptarmigan
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Even the street beast must slumber
Sleeping orange cat on a bed of grass
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Please, step into the masturbatorium
Big ass pile of tyres
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Why did the yankees put their biker cops in those slutty little outfits???
Biker cop in his slutty little outfits
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Goated municipality
Road sign for Québécois towns Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! & St-Elzear-de-Temiscouata
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"Son, I remember when this was all fields, far as the eye could see"
Small kitty sitting on a porch observing passing traffic
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
For real though dog you are not a bike
Cat on a leash sat next to a bike rack
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hey bro why the long face?
Screenshot of the common eider from the Merlin appScreenshot of the common eider from the Merlin app, zoomed in on its long face
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
#beamvictim (I saved this from some crank in my first week of being on bsky and genuinely never thought I'd get the chance to use it)
An ai of a man in a Christmas scene getting his head zapped by lightnings with the words "REMOTE TORTURE TARGETED INDIVIDUALS"
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I mean I'm still dressed like a dogshit rapper but one who has a day job. Yes this is mostly an excuse to show you my cool pineapple leather Nikes
Man in black jumper, pale blue jeans and tan Nikes
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Remembered Milton Keynes
The 100 💯 emoji, but just a zero
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