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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 11h

yeah don't worry i go to the GI to get rogered at both ends in a few weeks too, i'm receiving a lot of attention lately

Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 12h

pain has been going on for over a month, it is behind/to the side of my adam's apple, previous scope showed no bacteria or signs of cancer or tonsil issues. might be a muscular thing from craning my head down in bed to read. the @nohomework.website audience needs me at 100% and i'm letting them down

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 12h

heading back to the ENT tomorrow to get crammed and jammed for the second time in two weeks. a week of oral steroids made me miserable but did not help the pain in my throat. god is trying to keep me from podcasting but god won't win. i'm too strong. i'm too powerful

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 19h

might actually be more of a odelay "novocaine" kind of a lyric

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 19h

[beck midnite vultures voice] men and boys, wearing shorts in the ding room

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 21h

"katy perry is jenna maroney" not the epiphany i expected to have this morning but i'll take it

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 21h

JENNA 👏 MARONEY 👏 BEHAVIOR

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 06/10/2026

May god punish the swagless frauds of Cleveland in this life and the next

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 05/10/2026

it's Dubstep Truck Month everybody

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 05/10/2026

this used to be the strat but with more and more salsas coming in below a 3.8 pH the meta is changing

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 05/10/2026

if you close your eyes he has the same voice as john cena

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 05/10/2026

i agree with this except it's the host's sidekick who needs to stay, he is hands down the best thing going in that movie

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 05/10/2026

Dennis Hastert, Model Republican, Dies

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 05/10/2026

T Power - The Self Evident Truth Of An Intuitive Mind

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 05/10/2026

RAHM EMANUEL: (Trying and failing to get positive attention without reminding anybody of all the bad stuff about him) Ethics,

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 05/10/2026

It’s the best one and it’s insane to say otherwise. Like it’s so wrong

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 05/10/2026

I have a friend who is very sensitive to comedy like this that he perceives as “punching down” but I think the problem is that he perceives comedy as requiring punching

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 05/10/2026

Pressing play on “Can I Play With Madness” by Iron Maiden, walking outside, and spin-kicking the first person I see directly in the chest cavity

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 05/10/2026

I know, I know, it’s serious

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/10/2026

If you see somebody with no original posts and their reply tab has more than one “↪️ Replied to a blocked post” in a row that person is basically Travis Bickle

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/10/2026

I’m a podcaster because I believe in abolition long-term but think the only way we can get there is by working from within the institution to destabilize it. If I ever help make a video game this will also be why

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/10/2026

I don’t think the people this stuff works on should be allowed to participate fully in society

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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Just finished updating our shop with all the new stuff from 2026 INCLUDING DUCKBORNE CHRONICLES VOLUME 1 yourmchenries.bigcartel.com

yourmchenries.bigcartel.com

Your McHenries

Tom and Sara McHenry are cartoonists in Chicago who make comics, zines, stickers and more. This is where you buy their stuff online!

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/10/2026

The Bears’ only weakness is their play at the goal line, which is governed by Zeno’s Paradox and remains forever unreachable

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/10/2026

Most other teams simply cannot rely on having three winning quarterbacks, like the Chicago Bears can, and always have.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/10/2026

It’s always been hard for NFL teams to go up against the disciplined play and competent coaching of the Chicago Bears.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/10/2026

CON: Don’t have ball Can’t score Might get scored on PRO: “Not my problem any more”

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/10/2026

If I had possession of the ball I wouldn’t turn it over. There isn’t a lot of upside to turning the ball over.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/10/2026

You hate to see a vacant anhedonic being of pure transaction who lies for a living say stuff like this about the guy who is responsible for him becoming a millionaire

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Happy to share an excerpt from the first issue of the new Ape Sh*t zine by @monkeywire.bsky.social out this week from @orbooks.bsky.social www.welcometohellworld.com/the-bizarre-...

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The Bizarre History of the Service Monkey

An excerpt from Ape Sh*t: The Zine for Primates

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/10/2026

Sitting on the train after doing stuff is so good. You’re doing great

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/10/2026

I used to ride to work a double waiting tables on navy pier and then bike to the Sox game and then bike home. Here is the secret: be in your early 20s

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