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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 12h
great day to observe
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 16h
we bought ourselves walkie talkies for work and i for one promise to only screw around with em
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i genuinely don’t know what to say. i don’t think there are words for how inhuman this country feels.
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i’m sorry, we’re doing public executions again?
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my boss rules, she hates AI and sometimes she emails me stuff she sees to ask if it’s AI or not and when i inevitably have to tell her it is she responds like WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS???? or in similar despair. i appreciate this more than i can express.
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i will not argue with a french 20 year old on x the everything site. i will NOT ARGUE WITH A —
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what if we put everything on a shitty crust and then cut it stupidly. get outta my face with that
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tavern style pizza truly sucks ass along multiple axes. chicago’s biggest collective delusion
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
sike the salsa jar had a weird residue i’m OUT
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ordered a bunch of food for dinner bc i haven’t had a real meal basically all week due to being a fuck up in general and they delivered the wrong order, which is comprised of wack shit i don’t like. ok cool tortilla chips again i guess
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
having now watched an entire season of big brother my official stance is that the houseguest VASTLY overstate the predictability of who will win comps. like sorry but getting electro shocked balancing on a spinny log in the rain wearing breeches isn’t something you can really be good or bad at imo
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the continued legality of the death penalty in the united states is a moral failure and a stain on all our souls
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
slept through my therapy appointment 👍 my fuck-up streak continues 👍👍👍
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there’s too MUCH (in general)
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
finally started the sopranos for the first time and i knew it would be good but my god tony saying “there is no mafia” is even funnier than i was braced for
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dads french doctor told him he has la maladie des rois (gout)
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you approach 40 and your relatives start to die off and you get REAL corny about family real fast. it’ll happen!!!!
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
that garbage bag contained my grandpas air force bomber jackets, a set of escargot plates forks and reusable snail shell holders, and several loose marc jacobs perfumes lmao
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
finally got into the storage unit and when i finally have room at home for the globe bar and wooden birdcage it’s over for u hoes
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
to say NOTHING of my HORRIBLE MENSES
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i BETTER be going through perimenopause because otherwise i just can’t sleep anymore and feel more legally insane than usual for some other reason
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
big moth just got on the train at clark and lake
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i think by 2027 or maybe 2028 i will develop some thoughts, hobbies, interests, etc again
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
also a hangover… but also i’m pretty sure i’m at least mostly a bad person at my core
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i’m over myself today i have a bad and unpleasant attitude
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
young fun and vibrant YOUNG FUN AND VIBRANT i am YOUNG FUN AND VIBRANT and NOT SLEEPY
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
saving my last one for mine and el’s wedding… or else maybe…
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
potion that makes you seem young fun and vibrant instead of old haggard and tired ?
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
your beautiful girlfriends ass in shorts can be sooo motivating and good for morale when work and perimenopause are teaming up to ruin your life
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“eva do you want to make extended silent eye contact with a stranger” SURE DOG i don’t even care at this point
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i know i’m deeply exhausted bc i got weirdly into the touchy feely improv style game they made us do at the beginning of this two hour working meeting i only even went to bc the person who normally goes from my office was out
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 16/09/2026
im breaking my silence: the straight woman dyke stolen valor outfit situation is out of control
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it’s sooo annoying that i’m really good at my job sometimes
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
they DONT want you to go to happy hour with your beautiful wife and get champagne and seafood after an 8 hour in person meeting. which is why it’s imperative to do exactly that
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
just got one that says they decided we’re not eligible for overtime anymore
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
handsome pete had his one year vet appointment and he is a sturdy 8.5 pounds of pure peter
tuxedo kitty in a tube with his feet sticking out the hole in the middle
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i feel different
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i don’t want to alarm anyone but i got a full night of sleep for the first time in weeks
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it’s not as fun when you have to replace the roof… which is what i always copingly tell myself whenever i look at the housing market here…
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
at least they didn’t take my C for the red wings away
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
work DOES suck and i DO know
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
every day is a new and exciting opportunity to receive the stupidest fucking email you’ve ever gotten in your life
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
moths but also i’m going to pretend to have a lot of friends
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
what if malevolently stupid people WEREN’T in charge of literally everything
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
should i buy 10,000 parasitic wasp eggs
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
it’s getting worse
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
therapist mentioned coyote vs roadrunner in our most recent session by the way
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