Reposted by daviddr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 04/06/2025theres a nonzero chance that when all is said and done elon musk gets deported 2654516
david @verycoolperson.com · 10/02/2025Rap battle in 2005: - small venue, two guys on stage - one guy uses wordplay to insinuate he had sex with the other guy’s mom - a couple of guys in the crowd go “ohhh” Rap battle in 2025: - write a masterpiece about a guy you don’t like being a pedophile - sweep Grammys - Super Bowl victory lap 010
Reposted by davidSam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 03/12/2024They come out of the earth, out of plants, out of our things and out of our bodies, not new but only previously hidden or perhaps inchoate. I drink them gladly so that they may recede again. 953765
david @verycoolperson.com · 06/04/2024Guy is absolutely blazed out of his mind at 1pm in a children’s restaurant 030
Reposted by davidMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 25/03/2024MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies WOMAN: Ok *presses button* STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much STRANGER: No, you don't pay WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again* STRANGER: Jesus Christ 4355361232
Reposted by davidP(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 05/03/2024smh threads copying us again, we've been logging people out randomly for months 231235152
david @verycoolperson.com · 10/02/2024I’m giving this code away to the next lucky person who sees this post! bsky-social-azir2-7dop5 000
Reposted by davidwint @dril.bsky.social · 06/02/2024I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners . 395190343598
david @verycoolperson.com · 06/02/2024RIP to Tony Keith. Here’s one of my favorite songs by him: youtu.be/1L8kYsXg5jQ?...youtu.beWorlds loudest toilet flush Sound effect of Toilet flushingSound Effect Flushing Toilet Loud 000
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Reposted by davidSeth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 05/12/2023pooping without your phone is called “pilgrim style” 10749124
david @verycoolperson.com · 24/11/2023Trying to see how long I can watch Iowa Nebraska before I crack. 000
david @verycoolperson.com · 13/10/2023Baseball: the sport of dunces Football: the sport of gentlemen 000
david @verycoolperson.com · 13/09/2023In five years, every product on Amazon will be sold by brands like EAEO and CRYSFIY 110
Reposted by davidbrent @murrman5.bsky.social · 13/08/2023wife: everything is so expensive now I don’t know how we are gonna survive. me in early stages of an invention I call bee helmet: I think we’re gonna be just fine 0478
Reposted by davidamber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 22/08/2023dogs are so cool. it’s like having a best friend who is really stupid and smells bad 21907139
