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vaxtorino

@vaxtorino.bsky.social
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designer / maker / computerer · can't stop playing bg3 · notoriously bad at social media · she/her/they

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vaxtorino @vaxtorino.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
what better way to start the day than watching emmy-winning season 5 episode of breaking bad titled “ozymandias”
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vaxtorino @vaxtorino.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
PRUITT TAYLOR VINCE IN PITT SEASON 3
Martin Scorcese absolute cinema
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vaxtorino @vaxtorino.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Drew a picture to commemorate 10 years since the first time I saw @whmpodcast.bsky.social live! Thank you for your popcorn, fellas 🫡
an open bucket of popcorn with pieces falling down into it, the popcorn pieces read things like “OK to like a movie”, “figure it out”, “what is this my search history”, and many other jokes from the We Hate Movies podcast
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Cecily / Chaide @chaide.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
grim reaper claw machine meme
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse. I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
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vaxtorino @vaxtorino.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
so apparently, according to the USDA, there’s a “SNAP equal treatment rule” that forbids retailers from offering a discount for those who rely on SNAP-EBT, in case anybody wasn’t sure if simply not providing SNAP wasn’t cruel enough
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vaxtorino @vaxtorino.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
holy shit this unlocked something that was deep in my brain
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vaxtorino @vaxtorino.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
😑 of fucking course
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vaxtorino @vaxtorino.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
can’t remember the exact phrasing but thinking of “if people don’t want the gov’t providing housing and food to its citizens wtf do they think the point is” a lot lately
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Frank Cvetkovic (from comics) @gofrankgo.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud
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io9 @io9.com · 14/10/2025
Drew Struzan, the King of the Movie Poster, Has Died
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Drew Struzan, the King of the Movie Poster, Has Died
The beloved artist, who illustrated iconic posters for 'Star Wars', 'Indiana Jones', 'Back to the Future', and more, was 78.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Bruh
Drawing if a tired puppy with the caption; "This too shall pass but like wtf"
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
“Severance" actor Tramell Tillman has won the Emmy for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series. He is the first Black man ever to win the award #Emmys
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
When Tramell Tillman wins an Emmy
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a man with a lanyard around his neck is running in a room with purple lights
Alt: Mr. Milchick dances
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vaxtorino @vaxtorino.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
not to get too parasocial on main but I’m legitimately so happy Noah Wyle finally won an Emmy
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Riley - Watch Wigglewood Tales @wigglewood.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
The image that inspired my most popular comic.
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Annie Wu @anniewu.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Random DEATH BECOMES HER doodles during a rewatch because if I don't put this movie on at least once a year I'll -- and this is true -- die.
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rob cham! @robcham.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
DIY > AI
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
when i have 6 to 8 enemies coming by the house
screenshot of a recipe for Beef Fizz  — 2 cans condensed beef broth, 1 cup chilled ginger ale, 2 tablespoons lemon juice — Combine ingredients and pour over ice in glasses. 6 to 8 servings.
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
PARTY PLANNIGN STALLED AS "WE DIDN'TW ANT TO SIMPLY HANG OUT" IN YOUR LIVING ROOM "AND HAVE A GOOD TIME TOGETHER"
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vaxtorino @vaxtorino.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
all I want to do is draw the new d2 solstice ornaments but I’m stuck at work like a rube
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
NEW YORK (AP) — The next James Bond film will be directed by Denis Villeneuve, who recently helmed the 'Dune' blockbusters.
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
yes i am sure
tvos app text:

Are you sure you want to exit HISTORY?
Ok
Cancel
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vaxtorino @vaxtorino.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
possibly joining a new dnd campaign and had to explain what I meant when I said my gloomstalker has "Tom Hanks in Celebrity Jeopardy" energy
Thex has his hand "caught" in a pickle jar, is told to let go of it (the pickle) but instead lets go of the jar. Doesn't understand why he should let go of the pickle because he wants one!
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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Larian Studios @larianstudios.com · 28/05/2025
gale's got a gun
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I don’t care if you hate porn. Please for the love of god don’t get stuck there cognitively. Anti-porn legislation + how trans and NB people (even cis drag queens/kings) are being consistently described as sexually deviant = the groundwork is being laid for all queer expression to be made illegal.
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vaxtorino @vaxtorino.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
why in the world is Acrobat offering an AI summary of a 6-page sales flyer? it’s 60% pictures
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Screenshot of the Pokémon anime when Ash asks pikachu to “open his mouth and tell him what’s wrong”Zoomed in screenshot of Pikachu opening his mouth in the Pokémon anime
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vaxtorino @vaxtorino.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
what sucks about wanting to share artwork separate from my real life accounts is trying to reckon with my inner “want to avoid meta but insta is pretty much it” turmoil
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Jefferson-Pilot Pickles @jeffersonpilot.org · 04/05/2025
Happy Cerveza Cristal day to all who celebrate
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vaxtorino @vaxtorino.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
thinking of upgrading my iPad, told myself I’d maybe do it next year (already spending too much this year) but like! maybe I should’ve just gone for it before it ends up costing $30,000
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Facebook post by Patricia Carrero Conley to Val Kilmer that reads, “You look good!! I used to tape pictures of you over my ex-husband’s pics so I could leave them up. That was 14 years ago! ❤️”

Val Kilmer’s repy, “Holy smoke that's strange.”
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Gus 🌱➡️ LBX 422 @friedbaens.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
A BLATANT reminder that I will NEVER support Al or use it.
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
One bright side to being forced to live in an AI slop tornado is now I see my artistic mistakes as incredibly endearing. The human machine of my body made that weird line. My worst day of drawing is completely untouchably better than anything AI will ever produce until the heat death of the universe
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vaxtorino @vaxtorino.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
best birthday gift
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🌿viktor aleksander🌿🩸devil's minion pilled🩸 @nooskadraws.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Screenshot from the film The Princess Bride. A grandpa is reading a story to his grandson and says "All right, now, let's see. Where were we? Oh, yes. In the Pit of Despair."
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
How your email finds me
Gene Hackman playing saxophone in a ransacked room in "The Conversation"
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vaxtorino @vaxtorino.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
valentine's day more like gale-ntine's day 🧙 cringing is but a gateway to being charmed #bg3
After consuming a magical item, Gale apologizes for not explaining why he needs to do soPiper's more than happy to help out, thankfullyIn appreciation, Gale, the gentleman, bows......to her boundless kindness. Piper doesn't know what to think of the gesture except maybe cringe.
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vaxtorino @vaxtorino.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
saying we're a garbage country is an insult to garbage
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
The Social Network (2010)
The Social Network poster with stylized text overlay "I"m Starting To Think David Fincher Went Way Too Easy On This Fucking Dork"
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brian david gilbert @briamgilbert.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
waaaaay too many people in the middle imo
a venn diagram. the left circle is “people who understand that climate change is an existential threat” and the right circle is “people who use Al, but, like, not for real work! lol! i just needed a silly pic of a dog on a scooter and it's surprisingly hard to find good reference images”
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Ollie Fern @whalefern.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
mantis shrimp mantis shrimp not a mantis or a shrimp is he strong? rocket punch eats a crab for his lunch look out! here comes the mantis shrimp
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vaxtorino @vaxtorino.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I don't wanna share bc it says where I work but the label I've spent six+ months working on is finally in rotation and it's beautiful 🥲
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vaxtorino @vaxtorino.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
If you see this, post a bird 🦆 How about some grackles! #art #stickers
Three small stickers of grackles in some grass and they’re yelling about something as grackles do
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vaxtorino @vaxtorino.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
I’m taking my only solace today - that where I live is generally safe - got my morning angry cry out of the way, and am gonna do my best to go to work and keep living because that’s all I can do right now
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
well, everybody, this is going to suck, but we’re going to follow the blueprint of every monster movie with a 2 in the title: take a little time to disbelieve that this is happening again, then use what we learned last time to fight hard, protect each other, and survive for as long as we can.
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
4 panel comic

P1: my cartoon self, sitting up in bed. He looks like he has just woken up, and he is staring with squinted eyes at something on a tablet, which he holds close to his face. 

Everything is rendered simply, with just a single shade of blue adding a splash of colour.

P2: BOOM. The drawing style remains the same, but the colouring is suddenly far more complex and "real." Cartoon me lowers the tablet with a look of obvious disgust on his face, his eyes squinting even more.

P3: We are back to the simple colour style of the first panel, as we cut to the exterior of a two storey house. From the upper window, the tablet goes sailing through the air.

P4: Back to cartoon me, who collapses down on to the pillow with a look of sheer annoyed exhaustion on his face.
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