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@vass.bsky.social
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they. vass on dreamwidth, vassraptor on tumblr, vassl formerly on twitter.

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vass @vass.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🎶 i'm not the stepdad, i'm the dad that stepped up 🎶
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
more precisely, copyright is a tool for turning creative labour into intellectual capital, which can then be bought and sold like any other capital: that is both WID and what it was designed to do, right? which in no way contradicts what you said, but i think the how is important
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
imagine my surprise
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i did not know about this, thank you for the heads-up, and also, ugh
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
shit, i'm sorry.
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
cooking: well enough whistle: can make a sound, sort of draw: not well paint: not well swim: yes english: native speaker dance: no sing: not as well as i used to drive: yes gifting: yes write: yes guitar: i know one chord. yes, e minor, how did you guess? speaking: publicly? not well
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
that's a thing you can do?! thank you, i hate treating furniture as disposable, but my desk chair is really hurting me. this could help a lot.
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i had a melways (book of paper maps for melbourne.) it was out of date, because i wasn't about to update it every year. i needed to pull over a lot to look at it.
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
phone: 8 right now, but it'll be zero when i close firefox, i don't keep phone tabs open indefinitely laptop: about 10, should be lower desktop: about 20, i'm okay with that. for reference, my highest ever was over 400, and i'm making a conscious effort not to do that
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i am the bouncing dvd loading screen
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Bye, son," Bruce calls after him sadly. And then for one brief moment the golden light returns and coalesces into the form of a buffalo.
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's how i discovered both of them too.
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
not unprecedented, i guess. it happened in 1521
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"a cup of live worms" sound like a lot. also this is a very, very strange epoch we are living in.
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
today i learned
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Betty @bettytheteapot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Any politician who abandons trans rights has already abandoned the rights of some women: women they don't think make the grade. If you think ”(Some) Women's Rights” is good enough, I don't think much of your feminism.
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
what in the nsfw... (yes, i know what it is, i used to subscribe to mollena williams-haas' podcast. like any other locus of power and trauma: some people are gonna kink on it, they get to do that, but not at most workplaces they don't.)
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
true, but if you're being followed by border collies i assume you don't have time to post, you're too busy following their instructions
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
call that vaporware
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
most canines are illiterate
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
he's a terrible person, but is the ableism necessary?
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
cosigned by my cats.
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lauren gypsum, dolomite sit amet...
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
doing? i was supposed to do something? shit. *makes a note to add it to the list of things to put on the todo list one day*
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 14/05/2024
In my ongoing quest to save my favorite moments from twitter, I am sharing one of my favorite viral tweets: the time my grandmother was trying to explain to me that something was in her garden eating her tomatoes but accidentally created a god-tier meme
a picture of a yellow tomato perfectly centered on a green placement that is just spirals of tiny braiding going out in concentric circles. The tomato has a bite taken out of it, and my grandmother put white text over the bite that says "something came in the night"
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jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
can you imagine plotting this and being like "ok i need more yellow, what category can i half-ass at this fair"
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
so i've herd
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
could you ask your friend who's doing it? or join the discord and ask there?
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
ah, completely new to me, thank you (saying this they casually removed their self-kicking boots)
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
until i read the replies i assumed this was a joke about the polycule
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Ruth Pearce @notrightruth.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Addendum #2: Trans Aid Cymru and Trans Partnership Wales are asking people directly affected by the cancellation of surgeries to contact them - details here.
transaid.cymru
Hundreds of surgeries suddenly cancelled following a ban on NHS Wales referrals
Hundreds of surgeries suddenly cancelled following a ban on NHS Wales referrals A large number of gender-affirming surgeries have been cancelled in hospitals across the UK following the NHS Wales …
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
75:25 odds i'll not recognise the original or i'll want to kick myself
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
what if we just didn't?
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rivers solomon @riverssolomon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sweet, strange uncitizens: ONCE I WAS MADE OF EARTH is here, an epic fantasy that's been ratling in my brain for years now and that I'm putting out into the world serially outside of the capitalist publishing apparatus. Share, and read, and comment. archiveofourown.org/works/91618061
The painting "The Moment" by James Warden, with the text "Once I Was Made of Earth" on it by Rivers Solomon. The painting is in the romantic style, quite dramatic and dark in tone if not colour, with a horse rearing with fear in its eyes as a snake launches to bite it, against a back drop of pink and blue mountains.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I feel like I’m living In a dystopian novel written in 1993 that was rejected by dozens of publishers because it was incredibly stupid.
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
also your kids might not want photos of them online
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
downgrading an album: some hands on the mid one
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
not what ETA hoffman led me to expect
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
today i learned: there's a guy here on bsky who can tell just from the word "y'all" that whoever used it did so in a "performative" sense, "to try and appear more folksy". people are amazing
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I found a Rarity-82 word worth 94 pts in OUTLIER. EAGLE EYES · 883 points · 10 rare words. Only 9 players have ever found it in all of Outlier. 3 finds no one else found today. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me? playoutlier.com/s/L2TWQR
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OUTLIER · Day 99
player-0338 scored 883 on Day 99. Can you beat them?
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
many happy returns!
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
first they deny the cup but fund the support workers which would cost thousands of times more. then they cut your support work hours because it's "medical, not disability" or deny it altogether because "needing to drink fluids" is an "everyday expense"
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
but don't worry. they'll fund having a support worker come a couple of times a week to help you drink something out of their cupped hands. wouldn't the cup cost less than doing that even once? sure, but that's not the point. what is the point? um, uh... choice and control!
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Disability Industry: The cup costs $100 more and needs its own OT report if you want to use your NDIS budget to pay for it.
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Spider. @vaspider.gay · 21/08/2026
I made this for my wife a long time ago but it remains true.
Data from TNG cries in the clouds to tell you DON'T PUT SENSITIVE DATA IN THE CLOUD
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Georgette Heyer voice: "Ah, the Season."
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
and the same with neurodivergence: even as Awareness Has Been Raised that more than one kind of brain exists, and people whose brains aren't the first type deserve the flexibility to allow us to move through the world, they're shrinking the box for what counts as that first type
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i don't want to live in one of two boxes myself, but for those who do i want the boxes to be large and open, not shrinking daily.
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vass @vass.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
which (as a nonbinary person) is not what i wanted for binary people, trans or cis. i want gender roles to be noncompulsory and expressive, not prescriptive and constrictive.
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