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Nikolai🌙

@vantastel.bsky.social
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 11h
Juggalos still exist in the year 2026. I just...
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In late college I dated someone going for their Masters in Psychology. They actively cheated on me in our 6 month relationship, and even though I caught them red handed one day they had the audacity to tell me while I was rightfully upset, "You're very paranoid and need some serious therapy."
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Man and his Demons by Ozy Worldy
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
An album that invokes pure memory and nostalgia. Early morning winter in 2005 is this entire album for me. Take me back.
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy Fall, y'all.
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Showing my age here, but these were the ones I watched the most growing up in the early 90's. I don't watch a lot of anime these days, but it was damn great when I did.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
By Chris Austin
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'M NOT MARRYING THE GEM SWEATER, MOM. I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S A MILLIONAIRE.
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
"You can't just go to the bathroom wherever you want." Me, standing spread eagle over a pomegranate basket in Whole Foods wearing nothing but socks: That's where you're wrong bucko
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I want to direct an adult film starring Jonathan Davis from Korn And I will call it Korno And it will be a timeless masterpiece in Kornography
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Too many games of Pull my Finger is why I have trust issues
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I want to try the fancy paté
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I Can't Believe I'm Not Butter™
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Good
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A Jewish man says "our mohel called in sick. Now who's gonna cut off all these foreskins?" Another Jewish man notices a passer-by from the East and says "what luck! it's a wandering ronin."
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Post two characters that bring you happiness
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Sifl And Olly Say No!
ALT: Sifl And Olly Say No!
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Judy Weston @westonjk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Seattle street art 🎨
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Person: [reaches out to shake my hand] Me, the dyslexic germophone: Do you wipe your hand with that butt
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Support this cool dude. He is cool and he does cool stuff.
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michaeledward @michaeledward.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Spotted in Seattle #WallArt
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Me: Go wash your mouth out with bees. Kid: Don't you mean soap? Me, holding a very loud, angry burlap sack: Can you see how I absolutely do not
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Shoutout to 2008 when me and two friends almost got kicked out of a Chuck E. Cheese because we abused the photo machine and hung 20+ of these all over the restaurant. Whoops.
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
"If" this rotten cadaver of a subhuman is still alive, he's a moldy zucchini hooked up to 1000 tubes and wires. "Alive" as a placeholder, and yet, another daily fucking lie. The Head in a Jar needs a seat for his nonexistent ass after all.
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
New member of the family today! [Hydnophytum papuanum] the almighty ant plant 🐜 We enjoy a fat, girthy caudex here. #plants #plantsky #antplant #hydnophytum
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missscarlett2024.bsky.social @missscarlett2024.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Not really ghostly but this is so cute I'm submitting it anyway - Demon Parade by Shigeru Mizuki #PhantomsFriday
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Do not be a defeatist. Do not tell people the Midterms will not save us. DO NOT LET THEM SCARE YOU. They are doing everything in their power to stop it. They wouldn't pursue it if it did not matter. FUCKING VOTE. The literal fate of U.S. democracy depends on it.
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Silent Hill, Michigan. That is all. (Smells great btw)
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Me: [watching some cottagecore ASMR channel mix 20-some skin care liquids together in a giant mixing bowl like a witch] Also me: now eat it
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Good mourning.
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
You are all the crusty lap dogs of my life ♡ because you need to stop eating shit gurl
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Are you a flower?
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
See if we get some sleep tonight, eh?
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
you poo'd your last butt
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Black Phillip photobomber at my local greenhouse. 🐐
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It's true
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Me visiting the reflecting pool
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
A rat protecting their trash can. 🐀 🗑
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Self-portrait
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
flowchart image

Maladaptive pattern: forget to feed my army > they die > i'm a bad general

After cognitive restructuring: forget to feed my army > learn the Foul Arts> Skeleton army
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
by Lizz Lopez
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
PerfectSky.
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Laurette @laurette1.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Twilight at the church and graveyard. #PostProcess #EmotionShift Original photo from @bloodraynes.bsky.social
I used the edit buttons on my iPhone 14 to mainly desaturate, then cool down, increase the blue with tint.Then I screenshot and did a similar process again.
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It's shit like this that makes me lose all hope and respect for ANY athlete. As a gay man and *wanting* to enjoy baseball (or any sport)... these fucking schmucks ruin everything.
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
My plants are celebrating Pride Month nicely. 🪴 🌈
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Good
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
"Can you fucking not?"
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
New Mexico based, contemporary photographer Natalie Christensen creates minimalist photography #WomensArt
Photograph featuring a sand coloured wall with a small square window through which a white cloud in a blue sky can be seen
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I felt like sharing some things about me today. It's a good thing to look in the mirror and think about what makes you "you". BlueSky also has character limits, so there's that. Let's be vulnerable today. Why not.
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