Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 16hFight. 🗳 Get every single one of those roaches out of our Congress and White House. 000
Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"So long, and thanks for all the fish." -a very grateful seal somewhere 010
Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Fun fact I was watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force and just got done watching the one with John Kruk in it 🤣 000
Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In late college I dated someone going for their Masters in Psychology. They actively cheated on me in our 6 month relationship, and even though I caught them red handed one day they had the audacity to tell me while I was rightfully upset, "You're very paranoid and need some serious therapy." 010
Reposted by Nikolai🌙pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Man and his Demons by Ozy Worldy 019554
Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026An album that invokes pure memory and nostalgia. Early morning winter in 2005 is this entire album for me. Take me back. 100
Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Showing my age here, but these were the ones I watched the most growing up in the early 90's. I don't watch a lot of anime these days, but it was damn great when I did. 000
Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026That's most of the reason colonoscopy clinics won't let you leave until you fart post-procedure🫡 110
Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026A man who has pissed all over the rights of others his entire life, all whilst helping himself generously to all the said things he denied to the people. "Rules for thee, not for me." In that vegetative state he's now in: I wish that selfish, rotten, formaldehyde-powered cadaver Hell forever. 52307
Reposted by Nikolai🌙pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 14/09/2026By Chris Austin 231114172
Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I'M NOT MARRYING THE GEM SWEATER, MOM. I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S A MILLIONAIRE. 000
Reposted by Nikolai🌙Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 02/05/2025"You can't just go to the bathroom wherever you want." Me, standing spread eagle over a pomegranate basket in Whole Foods wearing nothing but socks: That's where you're wrong bucko 021
Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Hilda's eyes ✨️static.klipy.comAmber Scholl: Eye Makeup On FleekALT: Amber Scholl: Eye Makeup On Fleek 010
Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I want to direct an adult film starring Jonathan Davis from Korn And I will call it Korno And it will be a timeless masterpiece in Kornography 010
Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This is a scam. There are hundreds of profiles on this platform exactly like this and you all seem to have the same child that "needs saving". Fuck you. 000
Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Too many games of Pull my Finger is why I have trust issues 001
Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026"This latte is so good I almost shoved it up my ass." -Me, probably 110
Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Or the best part: make a baby *in* prison. Conjugal visits are a thing. ☕️ 010
Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Post two characters that bring you happinessstatic.klipy.comSifl And Olly Say No!ALT: Sifl And Olly Say No! 030
Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Person: [reaches out to shake my hand] Me, the dyslexic germophone: Do you wipe your hand with that butt 010
Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026And when they are caught, they're never sorry that they did it. They're sorry that they got caught, and they need to be sneaky next time. 040
Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Support this cool dude. He is cool and he does cool stuff. 120
Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026It's another piece of a dark plan. Buy popular teams in basketball, baseball, football, etc. that make millions and millions of dollars: a very generous portion of that money "disappears" and somehow ICE has the funds to cage and murder more people. ☕️ Yet another reason to never support them. 150
Reposted by Nikolai🌙michaeledward @michaeledward.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Spotted in Seattle #WallArt 13364051985
Reposted by Nikolai🌙Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Me: Go wash your mouth out with bees. Kid: Don't you mean soap? Me, holding a very loud, angry burlap sack: Can you see how I absolutely do not 151
Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Shoutout to 2008 when me and two friends almost got kicked out of a Chuck E. Cheese because we abused the photo machine and hung 20+ of these all over the restaurant. Whoops. 140
Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Shadow of the Colossus vibesstatic.klipy.comShadow OfALT: Shadow Of 010
Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 28/07/2026"If" this rotten cadaver of a subhuman is still alive, he's a moldy zucchini hooked up to 1000 tubes and wires. "Alive" as a placeholder, and yet, another daily fucking lie. The Head in a Jar needs a seat for his nonexistent ass after all. 030
Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 26/07/2026New member of the family today! [Hydnophytum papuanum] the almighty ant plant 🐜 We enjoy a fat, girthy caudex here. #plants #plantsky #antplant #hydnophytum 080
Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Facebook and Instagram come to mind. It has poisoned an obscene amount of people. Especially now. There's virtually no security or monitoring, so it's rampant with misinformation, inciting hate/violence, A.I., scams, etc. And yet, the masses are glued to it like gospel. 010
Reposted by Nikolai🌙missscarlett2024.bsky.social @missscarlett2024.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Not really ghostly but this is so cute I'm submitting it anyway - Demon Parade by Shigeru Mizuki #PhantomsFriday 3426106
Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 22/07/202630% of Americans are brainwashed and irredeemable. Got it. 110
