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Vanilla Monswoon

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
the good news for Greg Bovino is he probably got kicked out of the sports bar well before halftime
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 25/01/2026
This is the year. Jarrett Stidham has improved so much under this new offense. He's focused. He's having fun. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a dark horse for the Heisman.
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
MORMONS: look its very clear that God and his established authority on the earth, do not have the power to actually influence sporting events. Thats why BYU doesn't win anything important. That would be way too hard POPE (roller skating backwards while eating a hot dog) not that hard
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Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
“Well if the Bears had gone for it every time they score less overall points” “well the analytics say go for it” WRONG. Going for it on 4th down isn’t about MATH its about the ghost of King Leonidas staring down at you and daring you to roll the dice when lesser men would crumble
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Vanilla Monswoon @vanillamonswoon.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
The fucks are louder at altitude. That’s like science, bro.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
The website where you can lose your life savings betting on elections is now trying out a level of transphobia a bit too weedsy even for incels.
A Polymarket Football tweet: Drake Maye's wife is named Ann Michael. Unusual.
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Vanilla Monswoon @vanillamonswoon.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
A third generation Cowboy!Also is Frank-Gary-Earl the official Wyoming Pokemon evolution, or Earl-Gary-Frank…?
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
GET YOUR BEST ATHLETES THE BALL IN SPACE
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I know he felt that in his teeth
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Joel D. Anderson @joelanderson.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
It’s funny when anyone busts their ass on some ice but make it one of *them* and it’s sitcom level hijinks. That said, whew this all seems untenable.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Wait, hold up, the Bears won that fuckin game?!
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
every time they cut to this man on the sideline he looks like a dad whose son just told him there is a "study group meeting" that starts on 11pm on a friday night
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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Deboers gotta get tarmac’d
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
This what happens when a total imposter plays a real college football progrum right here
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Today I saw God die
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Which Purdue is Alabama
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I’ll make fun of him but it ruled that Mario Cristobal was asked what his team needed to win and his on-air answer was “more violence”
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
It will never stop being funny that Nick Saban narrates a Mercedes commercial that prominently features the kick six
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Vanilla Monswoon @vanillamonswoon.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Supplementation to constipation. Boys done got lost in the macros.
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
mario in the locker room trying to resist the temptation to go jumbo and run clock coming out of ht
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
whenever Miami is on defense, all I hear is the NWO theme song
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Hmm let’s see where have I seen that kick before
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Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I know Miami is whooping ass, but we must remain on guard for Mario Cristiballing this game away
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
You rushed for more yards in the first half than Ohio State
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Cristobal is like wild eyed. Guy is the ♨️ emoji, personified
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 16/11/2025
it’s time
Futurama switch meme:

Football on other networks
Football on The CW
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Tom Green @tomasverde.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Oklahoma’s locker room is blaring Dixieland Delight after the Sooners knocked off No. 4 Alabama, 23-21, to snap the Tide’s 17-game home winning streak.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 16/11/2025
Indiana has the longest home winning streak in FBS. Normal. Typical. What like it's hard
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Well well well not so easy to not suck against Oklahoma is it
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Alex rn
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a man stands in front of a sign that says roman empire on it
Alt: a man stands in front of a sign that says roman empire on it
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 16/11/2025
Time to talk about my favorite rule caveat in football: Leaping is allowed as long as you're stationary and within 1 yard of the line of scrimmage at the snap. The problem is that most guys aren't athletic enough to pull it off without a well-timed running start. Shoutout to Oklahoma's Taylor Wein
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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
He totally didn’t care, a guy who cared wouldn’t have called a timeout with five seconds left to make the score look less bad
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
The game turned around after this, strong argument for defunding the police
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Blatant ploy to get him Heisman hype and I’m totally here for it
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 15/11/2025
www.reddit.com/r/NorthCarol...
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From the NorthCarolina community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the NorthCarolina community
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 15/11/2025
Still thinking about the Texas A&M cop. Really just an insane breach of conduct. That has never happened before. He's going to be in actual trouble imo. Even the troopers who are most fond of physically antagonizing young black men do not do that on the field at a college football game
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
It's been a *terrible* season for me but when a coach says he'll give you a refund, that's as loser as it gets
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
🤣
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 15/11/2025
UConn is a mere 16 points, all in overtime road games, away from being 11-0 right now. We were pretty close to a 12-0 team missing the 12-team playoff (due to not being a conference champ or beating anybody better than Duke). This would've initiated a second Jim Mora Playoff Rant, 24 years later
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
some of the stuff happening to UNC this year is cosmic curse stuff
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SAM @samtheshamm.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Yahoo Sports doing an Important Injury Announcement graphic for the trooper is insane
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College Football's Split Zone Duo @splitzoneduo.com · 15/11/2025
This NEVER happens in college football
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Vanilla Monswoon @vanillamonswoon.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
When we say “built different” we mean both knees would explode and sound like a Shohei homer off the bat if we jogged an uncovered slant route.
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Champion of the Mattiverse @stefanielaine.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
some of us watch football to marvel at the seemingly limitless heights of human achievement, i guess others watch it to convince themselves they could’ve done it better (they absolutely couldn’t)
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
it would have been so easy, you're right
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Genuinely haven’t heard his voice do this since he stopped doing NCAA tournament games
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
god i love a weekend when all the Coaches Up For Big Jobs just throw up in the car on the way to the interview
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
is she in The Eternals
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