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Champion of the Mattiverse @stefanielaine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Okay I’m so sorry but I’m actually hearing that Kate McKinnon Zoom commercial for the first time and am I hallucinating or did she just say “from conversation to completion”

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Champion of the Mattiverse @stefanielaine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

🚨 Bethune Cookman halftime show alert 🚨

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 27/09/2026

Having defeated the time lord, Iowa should storm Michigan's field

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Champion of the Mattiverse @stefanielaine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ball don’t lie, even if it’s 3 weeks later

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I think it’s good that we never know what’s happening at the end of a Michigan game, it reminds us that human perception is limited

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No Purpose Flour @hodgepodge.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

@pablo.show & @mattbrown.bsky.social gotta find the emails where the Big Ten told the MAC to put this out or they’d never play another paycheck game against them again.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

that’s a way you lose a game in 1947 when the game clock is operated via hand crank

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

The 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl has been a pure joy. Thank you for showing up. We can’t and won’t win without you. youtu.be/8JpOcvvnX_s?...

youtu.be

UNLEASH THE ARCHERS - Faster Than Light (Official Video) | Napalm Records

YouTube video by Napalm Records

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

We like to say we’re all we’ve got, and that we’re all we need, but the operating definition of “we” is so, so much bigger than a lot of people think. Isn’t that beautiful? I think that’s beautiful.

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dumb genius/smart idiot @andrew.mcguiregis.com · 27/04/2026

Thank you to everyone who participated in this year's Charity Bowl and congrats to your state champs! #CharityBowl edsbscharitybowl.com

Lower48 and Hawaii
Final Standings
Alabama Alabama 16947.05
Arkansas Arkansas 4410.54
Arizona Arizona State 20510.46
California Stanford 38029.99
Colorado Naropa University 4011.8
Connecticut Connecticut (UConn) 2999.85
District of Columbia Georgetown 5014.89
Delaware Delaware 1060.91
Florida Florida 48270.53
Georgia Georgia 52460.72
Hawaii Hawai'i 2729.57
Iowa Iowa State 9231.04
Idaho Boise State 2053.22
Illinois Illinois 24164.08
Indiana Notre Dame 31021.17
Kansas Kansas 4787.52
Kentucky Kentucky 7809.02
Louisiana Louisiana State (LSU) 7551.5
Massachusetts Boston College 4532.66
Maryland Maryland 10258.09
Maine Protect Trans Kids University 257662.73
Michigan Michigan 293789.42
Minnesota Minnesota 18364.46
Missouri Washington University in St. Louis (WashU) 10587.62
Mississippi Mississippi (Ole Miss) 4291.8
North Carolina Duke 12562.38
North Dakota North Dakota State 2958.29
Nebraska Nebraska 9228.39
New Jersey Rutgers 7562.2
New Mexico New Mexico 1409.67
Nevada Nevada 984.93
New York Syracuse 26065.18
Ohio Ohio State 22379.74
Oklahoma Oklahoma 8302.91
Oregon Oregon 6353.23
Pennsylvania Penn State 57206.01
South Carolina Clemson 9164.23
Tennessee Tennessee 25169.36
Texas Texas 23479.71
Utah Utah 2837.55
Virginia Washington & Lee 27324.55
Washington Washington 17235.54
Wisconsin Wisconsin 27751.61
West Virginia Marshall 4594.6
Wyoming Make Spencer Eat Cheese University 7045.96
Ireland Ireland Rugby 1244.09

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Christian Ashlock @cashlock.com · 27/04/2026

Incredibly impressed by the impact the #charitibundibowl will have right now ($1.7M) and they community we're building to keep winning in the future (5624 donors)...which is what makes it really special to me @newap-georgia.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

feels good, man

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Champion of the Mattiverse @stefanielaine.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I started volunteering at my local food bank every Saturday and it has become load-bearing to my sanity. No matter what’s happening in the world, I’m directly helping my community and I’m connecting with others who want to do the same. Find a food bank, find an animal rescue, and show the fuck up ❤️

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

buddy you have just figured out the secret to this whole deal

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dumb genius/smart idiot @andrew.mcguiregis.com · 27/04/2026

Thanks to @hollyanderson.bsky.social and @edsbs.bsky.social for having me along for the ride. Holly's post ties in quite nicely with mine - a thank you map for everyone involved. I can't wait to do it again next year

A map showing our teams,

PTKU x2
Washington State
North Texas
Tulane
Albama
Georgia Tech
Florida
Ohio State
Michigan
Tennessee
West Virginia
Virginia
MIT
Ireland Rugby

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New American Pathways @newap-georgia.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

If all the 2026 #CharitibundiBowl donors named Matt or some derivation of Matt were removed from their schools and competed as their own team (M A&T), that team would be in third place on our final leaderboard.

Rank School/Team Total Donated
1 Michigan $287,858.07
2 Protect Trans Kids University $250,517.65
3 M A&T $63,173.08
4 Penn State $56,089.10
5 Florida $47,469.64
6 Georgia $45,946.12
7 Soviet Cat University $41,898.30
8 Georgia Tech $39,461.31
9 Stanford $38,029.99
10 University of Night Ham $32,781.90

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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

It's not the first time I've been let down by other Kyles, and it's certainly not going to be the last

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Them Dawgs Is Hell Don’t They? @shorterexcerpts.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Marks and Lukes need to step up the Gospel Bracket next year

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dumb genius/smart idiot @andrew.mcguiregis.com · 27/04/2026

I haven't done one at this scale yet, but you can really see the incredible height of Michigan and PTKU

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dumb genius/smart idiot @andrew.mcguiregis.com · 27/04/2026

The final Top 25 of this Charity Bowl #CharityBowl edsbscharitybowl.com

Top 25
Standings
Michigan 293789.42
Protect Trans Kids University 257662.73
Penn State 57206.01
Georgia 52460.72
Florida 48270.53
Georgia Tech 42045.22
Soviet Cat University 41970.21
Stanford 38029.99
University of Night Ham 33202.9
Notre Dame 31021.17
Wisconsin 27751.61
Washington & Lee 27324.55
Jetski Police Academy 26979.05
Syracuse 26065.18
Tennessee 25169.36
Indiana 24472.68
UCLA 24206.9
Illinois 24164.08
Texas 23479.71
Cal (Berkeley) 23316.87
Ohio State 22379.74
Arizona State 20510.46
Virginia Tech 19346.57
Minnesota 18364.46
Washington 17235.54

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New American Pathways @newap-georgia.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Please enjoy these assorted 2026 advanced metrics, courtesy of #CharitibundiBowl spreadsheet sorceress @stefanielaine.bsky.social: 📌 Top donated amount is $69.63, in reference to Michigan's CBB win this year 📌 3 of the top 10 donated scores were Michigan wins

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New American Pathways @newap-georgia.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

More 2026 #CharitibundiBowl advanced metrics: Top ten most common donation amounts

1 $69.63 197 25% Michigan 2026 CBB Championship win over UConn
69-63
2 $13.10 82 10% Michigan 2024 win over Ohio State
13-10
3 $222.00 25 16% Georgia Tech 1916 win over Cumberland College
222-0
4 $27.00 22 2% PTKU Matching Callie's $27 donation in honor of her 27 minute laser hair removal session
5 $13.09 22 20% Pitt 2007 Backyard Brawl win over West Virginia
13-9
6 $160.00 21 16% Indiana 16 WINDIANA
7 $44.00 18 26% Syracuse Jersey number of Jim Brown, Ernie Davis, and Floyd Little
8 $36.00 18 17% Alabama 2008 Iron Bowl win over Auburn
36-0
9 $41.00 17 74% Louisville 2025 win over Kentucky
41-0
10 $27.20 17 Michigan:1%
Duke:13%
Alabama: 5% 3 way tie:
Michigan, Duke, Alabama Michigan: 2024 Rose Bowl win over Alabama
Duke: 2025 win over UVA
Alabama: 2025 win over Auburn

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Hi, it’s me, saying thank you (part one)

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Champion of the Mattiverse @stefanielaine.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

You are all fucking magnificent. Well, most of you

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Gay FC 🌈 @doclach.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Almost 500k more than last year. HALF A MIL. And all without major media recognition/amplification.

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Hey

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New American Pathways @newap-georgia.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Last year, we wrote that amid all the fear and uncertainty, what we should've been nurturing in return were unreasonable expectations. Expectations that this community would show up for each other, and for people most of you will never meet. That? THAT we were right about. Again.

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New American Pathways @newap-georgia.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

For a number of years now, we've been coming to you at the start of the #CharitibundiBowl and saying this is the worst set of circumstances we've ever faced. We don't love saying that! It's very dramatic! Trouble is it keeps being true, and it keeps getting worse.

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Champion of the Mattiverse @stefanielaine.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

The first time someone I knew personally caught their man serially cheating because he literally kept a DIARY about it I thought, this must be the stupidest, most evil, most deranged man in the world. Turns out tons of them do this shit!

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Also if you were irritated by me reposting a bunch of donations there’s three pieces of good news 1. It helped smash our $1.37 million record total from last year 2. I’m gonna do it again but harder next year 3. Suck my diiiiiiiiiiiiiick

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

This ends in fifteen minutes

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Congrats on the first part and about the second well…congrats on the first and thank you

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Quite frankly can’t think of a better day to send some of my hard-blogged dollars to refugees, rather than to those soft-blogged fat cats in Washington, no offense to fat cats edsbscharitybowl.com

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EDSBS Charity Bowl

Benefiting New American Pathways

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Champion of the Mattiverse @stefanielaine.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

not to brag but your girl got a promotion at the food bank today. soon they’ll ask if anybody knows how to do spreadsheets and then I’ll evolve to my final form

Stef in a warehouse wearing yellow safety vest and an N95 mask

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dumb genius/smart idiot @andrew.mcguiregis.com · 25/04/2026

Lunch Time #charitybowl map update below

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Dark Mode engaged in the EDSBS Charity Bowl We’ll see what we got when we open the vault on Monday W h o K n o w s w h a t w e ‘l l f i n d www.moneycannon.org

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Money Cannon

2026 Charitibundi Bowl — Benefiting New American Pathways

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

#Charitibundibowl TRIVIA: If you see a rivalry name on the board that looks off, it’s probably because whoever originally made that spreadsheet was working in their fourth or fifth language and we liked the name they came up with better moneycannon.org

Egg Charity Bowl
Rank
1
2
Team
Mississippi (Ole
Miss)
Mississippi State
Donations
$4,292
$2,292

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

🌚 45 minutes until Dark Match, let’s check in on some #CharitibundiBowl rivalries before the lights go out 🌝 moneycannon.org

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Money Cannon

2026 Charitibundi Bowl — Benefiting New American Pathways

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

It’s been an astonishing week. Make these last hours count: www.edsbscharitybowl.com

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EDSBS Charity Bowl

Benefiting New American Pathways

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New American Pathways @newap-georgia.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

PROGRAMMING NOTE: This account also goes dark at midnight, so the team may return to their homes/hydrate/possibly even sleep, but keep sharing your donation receipts, we’ll be celebrating those all weekend

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

🌚 The 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl Dark Match begins at 12:01 a.m. ET. 🌚 No donation total will be displayed. 🌚 All team names will be removed from the leaderboard. 🌚 No further updates will be given. 🌚 You have until Sunday at 11:59 p.m. ET to make your final donations.

EDSBS charity bowl dark match supporting New American Pathways

HOW TO PLAY

It's a #CharitibundiBowl free-for-all
... with the lights out.
Team names are hidden.
Donate as fast as you can, as often as you like, until 11:59 PM ET Sunday night.
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

DONATE. BRAG. REPEAT. EDSBSCHARITYBOWL.com

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

WELL, edsbscharitybowl.com

RAISED SO FAR
$1,613,239
New Goal: $2,000,000
OUR GOAL
$1,000,000
TOTAL DONORS
5136

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